0=Mega mega 'wont even touch myself' straight
1=just straight
2=straight but probably hugs people that are the same sex ,like mike in the comic
3=Bisexual
4=Gay but probably hugs people of the opposite sex ^-^
5=Just gay
6=Elton john
"Because youre touching yourself! and there fore someone of the same sex! you vile sinful homosexuals shall burn in the LAKE OF FIRE!!!"
-The archbishop of canterbury
Good old religion. Anything which can take a message of peace and love for all man and turn it into global war, slaughter, elitism, rascism, genocide, and absolutely complete intolerance.