you think i don't see you but i do

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:00 pm

oh yes. i know you're there. hiding in the shadows...whispering. i see the views on the topics go up while the replies stay the same. don't think i don't! i know there are people on this forum who don't post.

this forum has lurkers (lurkers being the technical term for someone who reads a forum but doesn't post). i know there's at least one of you *angry look to matt* and it's annoying! de-lurk yourselves! we won't bite! say something! let us know you're here!

contrary to what you might think i actually do care about the oppinions of every reader. i only have like twelve of them, so one person's thoughts are a pretty high percentile of public oppinion.

say something! arrrgh! *jumps out the window*

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:04 pm

jackie, get them started.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 4:13 pm

okay.

hello, i'm a long time reader of your comic strip. it's my favoritest thing in the whole wide world, but i think i liked situation nowhere better because o that sexy sidekick you had. we need more of her in pickle jar. yeah, definately.

there, i said it. now where's my five bucks?

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 12:06 am

What about us who like to view a thread over and over for no reason, yet not post?

ZOMBIE USER 8601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8601** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 3:54 pm

*comes out of the shadows* damn... and I thought i was being all inconspicuous....

Orena · Post by **Orena** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:48 am

Ahhhh! I'm new!!! I'm new!!!

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 11:20 am

Ah, thank goodness. Put away the lurker bat and bring out the newbie mallet.

Radio Broadcast · Post by **Radio Broadcast** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:00 pm

I'll never post. Never! Ha! I'll lurk in the dark and mysterious shadows of the forums forever. You'll never win Captain Gak. Give up now!

... Damn.

Orena · Post by **Orena** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:06 pm

Ohhh *hangs head* Nat, you've got to stop makin the newbie thing obvious. Yeesh, Every time.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 6:30 pm

wow, i had two lurkers! i know radio broadcast is matt...so i had a whole lurker that i didn't even know about!

how's it going, orena?

by the way matt, it wasn't that bad an attempt at being clever. good job, chin up, pip pip.

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 3:27 pm

Lucky bastard.
I tried making a delurking thread, and i got NO LURKERS.

Hrrrmph.

Orena · Post by **Orena** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 4:01 pm

We're supposed to be clever? *sighs at low lever of cleverness*...Oh well.

It goes super.

Orena · Post by **Orena** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 4:05 pm

That supposed to say level......hahaha...

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:16 pm

naw, i don't care if you're clever. you're newbies, i'll allow it. just be glad we don't poke you types on these here boards.

it's just matt told me he made a bad attempt at being clever. i was reassuring him because i'm polite.

Andrew The SuperBrit · Sat Apr 06, 2002 3:47 am

I think most of those replies are from me and joe, who click threads again and again and laugh at our own hilarious replies.

At least, that's what I do.

Radio Broadcast · Post by **Radio Broadcast** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:55 am

Aren't pips those nasty little marshmellow bunnies they have at Easter? They should really make people in prision eat stale ones. That'll straighten 'um up.

You know it has to be bad when people have to reassure you that you're clever.

Orena · Post by **Orena** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 6:37 am

I know I'm not clever, and I don't care. Never have been, never will be. In a verbal arguement with someone, my final retort is always 'shuttup'.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:51 am

um...shut up is kinda witty

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 5:53 pm

I always feel like saying "Shut up" to Andrew.
SuperBrit? Isn't that an oxymoron? Or just a regular moron?

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 12:07 pm

Oxy or not, he's a moron with a <i>dreamy</i> accent. ::sighs with overwhelming lust::

You Joes are just jealous because he has a cooler dialect.