Coughschmeck!!!

Linz or Char · Post by **Linz or Char** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:48 pm

Yes, this is a contest. Alls you have to do is go to <a href="http://weirdosutopia.keenspace.com"> This page</a> and click the contest link at the top of the page. The prize is some fanart or you can be weirdified by being stuck in a comic. Plus you'll have the personal satisfaction that you improved someones life by being your creative self. So, GO NOW! YES! NOW!!!!!! please?

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 3:41 pm

Hummm, interesting... Fan art you say? Hummm...

*click*

ARGGHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY EYES! THE PAIN! THE PAIIIN! OH THE PAIN! WON'T IT EVER STOP!? PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! ARGHHHhHhHHhhHhhHhhh!!

*feints*

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:26 pm

AAAARRGH! I'VE WASHED MY EYES WITH DRANO BUT I CAN STILL SEE IT!!!

Monkey Angst · Post by **Monkey Angst** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 6:48 pm

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick! That is one LOUD webpage!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:17 am

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLIIIIIIE!

Sss · Post by **Sss** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 7:07 am

Is that background one of those hidden image thingies?

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 10:55 am

Y'know, no matter how hard I try, I can never get those to work. I feel like the guy in Mall Rats who could never see the sail boat. Wait, look at that main page! It's... it's a schooner!! Oh it's beautiful! It's like peering into the face of God!!!

YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I've gone blind!!! AACK!! My days of drawing, ended forever... oh it was worth it, though. What a beautiful, three dimensional schooner....

Odd1 · Post by **Odd1** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:12 am

Um... Ok that was just scary. And people tell me MY site design needs revamping. I would try to be constructive, but there's this POUNDING IN MY BRAIN!!! I'M GOING BLIND!

- Liz

Sss · Post by **Sss** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 11:13 am

Man I feel kinda bad we've totally dissed this site...

Maybe we should all submit something anyway...

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:46 pm

I would submit something but to be brutally honest I can't read it! And if I look at it for more than 10 seconds I get a horrible pounding ache behind my eyes. You can't say I haven't tried!

Ooogle my eyes... I'm not dissing the site, I'm just nursing my poor poor eyes... Erghhh... Could you please copy and paste the text and just put it up here in a post? That would be most kind...

Elizabeth Sherry · Post by **Elizabeth Sherry** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:34 pm

CONTEST! CONTEST! CONTEST! WEEOOOWEEOOWEEOOO!
Alright punkies, this is what we're gonna do:
We, (yes, Charlotte and Linz) are having a contest. What is it you ask? Well, Let me explain. hold your damn horses!
The aforementioned contest is called the Magnificent Fantastical Coughschmeck contest. Here are the rules:
1. Well, alls you have to do is draw a picture somehow that reprisents what the word "Coughschmeck" brings to your mind.
2. Only 3 entries per person, if you're nice enough to even send any at all... (Which you'd better! or DFHSFL!)
3. Now you gotta upload it to a webserver or somewot, somewhere.
4. And uhh, you gotta post a link it in the guestbook, seein as how we dont got ourselves a forum. As in, Here.
5. The winner will get something. If you want you could be in the comic. Then you can brag to your friends if you have any.

As copied and pasted from the site. Then there was an example. I'm lucky in that I had a few seconds to see before the background loaded.

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[ This Message was edited by: Elizabeth Sherry on 2002-04-01 13:36 ]

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 1:47 pm

Anyone have any idea what DFHSFL means? Because I sure don't. I'll bet it's something really profound, though. One of the great mysteries of our time, perhaps.

ZOMBIE USER 8296 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8296** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:01 pm

I don't think it means anything, I believe a keyboard was smashed to produce the letters

Seven3 · Post by **Seven3** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:20 pm

*kicks self for looking at the site after being warned about the pain - hurting in two places now*

It sounds like an great contest, but sorry guys there's no way I'm looking for that guest book; pageloads take ages on dial-up, and the background loads first.

If you're after a forum, <a HREF=viewforum.php?forum=207&1913>ask here</a>, and they'll hook you up.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 3:15 pm

Only three entries? But, I get so many ideas just mentioning Coughtshmeck (or whatever) that I just can't stop drowing!

Srdjan

Linz or Char · Post by **Linz or Char** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:36 pm

i didn't think the page was loud... I could read it fine... oh well, if you people are going to be that way hurrumph! i think you should enter now that you've totally crushed my feelings. *runs off crying*

... no, actually, just... umm.. yeah... maybe i'll change the background, but it's so pretty....

Linz or Char · Post by **Linz or Char** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:46 pm

This is Char... So that background is blinding? Muhahahahahaha!!! I don't think it's that bad. It's not lime green or seizure-making... But what's the background have to do with the contest?

COUGHSMECK!!!!

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 5:47 pm

It's very pretty. And by "pretty" I mean "soul-crushingly, brain-damagingly ugly".

Linz or Char · Post by **Linz or Char** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:52 pm

IS NOT!!

Linz or Char · Post by **Linz or Char** » Tue Apr 02, 2002 6:54 pm

and also, i took it down. but you won't get away that easily! <a href="http://weirdosutopia.keenspace.com/blind.html"> hahaha! </a>