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Ow. I burn all over. Those DBZ rip off power ball blast really sting!!! Lobsters? Gubwee?
... GUBWEE?!?!?!!? Oh no!!! You fools!!! Don't you realize that Gubwee is the evil mutant twin of GUMBY?!? The lobsters serve him! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *stops* POOT!! Hee hee I made a booty noise. Red Hawk why you blast me? I only eat birds and wizards (I'm half DRAGON!!) So why bring the hurt on me? Your netiher of those right? *looks at watch* Oop! I'm late for my lobotmy!! *swims away*

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:: sits, laughing at the goings-on ::

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Ok............I don't quite know how to responde to that. Except: the so called "DBZ rip-off blast" came from my staff, not my hand. Most of my power comes from this staff, so most of my attacks and other spells come from it.
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ROFLMAO!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I-it came fro-from your STAFF!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! oh oh oh n-n-not your HAND! HAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA!! Oh my God, its too much!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I'm tearing up!!! My...sides...HURTING!!!! Hee hee he...HOO Ha hahahahaha!! Hi-his eh hee hee... oh...*inhales* Oh... tha-that was just too funny. I'm sorry. *calms down* Oh. *sniff* Yeah... I'm ok now.
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BWA HA HA HA HA HA HIS STAFF!! HE SHOT IT OUT OF HIS STAFF!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ><
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What is so funny about that, you odd, deranged, person? This is no ordinary staff: it is the staff of Toran Da; god of wisdom. It is a very powerful magical object.


I really should publish my short stories. They tell the origins of my character, and his many...exploits.
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im gonna geuss a hawk didnt quite catch the euphemism he let on with his wording. with the forgetting of the name of the staff.

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Ahhhh. Now I see. You have a sick mind, my friend.

To be clear: I was refering to my metal walking staff. The gems incrusted in the handle hold most of my power within them.

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? dot. dot. dot.

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A staff with jewels, huh?
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I'm sorry, Red Hawk, but every time I try to picture your char in my mind, I can't help but to imagine you here.

And "Yes" I am link happy. What of it?
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John: Ok, I got the lobsters.
Silverfox: Great! Where are they?
John: At my car's trunk. One question: who's gonna pay for the car wash?!
Zina: YOU!
John: That's IT! This's the last time I...
Silverfox: Quiet! Here he comes!
John: ?
?: Well, i'm here. Why Silver told me to stay here?
John: ...Savrin?
Zina: Go, my little ones!

*GOBWEEEEEE!*

Savrin: What a... LOBSTERS!!!

*clack, clack, clack*

Savrin: OOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCHHH!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! LET GO!!!
Zina: HAHAHAHAH! Look how fast he goes!
John: Well, if firewolves can't swim, they can run like hell!

Sorry, girls, I couldn't resist... now, if y'all excuse me...

Savrin: GET BACK HERE, SO I CAN BEAT YA!!!
John: BUT WHY ME? IT WASN'T MY IDEA! IT WAS SILVER AND ZINA'S IDEA!!!
Savrin: YOU HELPED THEM! IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
John: LIKE I SAID, I'LL NEVER HELP Y'ALL IF YA TWO ARE TOGETHER!!!
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You are very odd people. I shal now describe my character in detail, so no one else is confused. Ok?

My char is a seven foot tall red tailed hawk. He is a wizard, and a very powerfull one at that. He wears chain mail over his cloths. He carries with him a five foot tall metal walking staff. In the handle of this staff are seven gems: in the very middle is a large blue gem, which is about the size of an egg. Surrounding this gem are six smaller gems of various colors: two blue, two green, one red, and one black. These gems hold most of my char's power, but if he was somehow disarmed in battle, he could still shoot energy from his hands DBZ style.

Understand now? I hope so, cause there's no other way to describe him.
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Ok! ^_^
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Typical of young magicians... They keep believing that power lays in objects: Gems, staves, whatever... What a pity... Maybe when you'll have something like 3000 years (Like me), you'll understand that true power is in the heart and soul of all things.

Now, by the way, I want to know WHO has set lobsters on my tail...

[Looking at Andrick]

YOU!!! You seem quite uneasy... You may have something to hide, isn't it? Look deep into my eyes...

[*Twitch*...]

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*stares at the ground and scratches behind his ear for a few moments*

Ummm...you're sure about that? Okay then...

*walks over to Darthen Wulf, takes him gently by one paw and stares longingly into his eyes*

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On 2002-04-02 00:10, Darthen Wulf wrote:
Typical of young magicians... They keep believing that power lays in objects: Gems, staves, whatever... What a pity... Maybe when you'll have something like 3000 years (Like me), you'll understand that true power is in the heart and soul of all things.

Now, by the way, I want to know WHO has set lobsters on my tail...

[Looking at Andrick]

YOU!!! You seem quite uneasy... You may have something to hide, isn't it? Look deep into my eyes...

[*Twitch*...]
How typical of old magicians... always thinking that power has to come from within, and should only be available to those who spend centuries studying. Well, sod that! I'm tired of these old head-bore clot balls telling us to be patient and learn! Those who wait forever to get power do nothing with it but horde and covet, because in their old age they lost the will to have fun with it! Turn your neighbor into a turnip for a while! Give someone Raspberry Kool-Ade for blood! Rig the horse races! Conjure up a game system that'll play any console game, access the Net, and make French Fries on the side! Unless you're having fun with power, there's no point in having it.
Besides, women love a guy who can toss magic around.

PS again: Ha ha! Darthen's an old fogey! HA HA!
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On 2002-04-02 04:19, Andrick wrote:
*stares at the ground and scratches behind his ear for a few moments*

Ummm...you're sure about that? Okay then...

*walks over to Darthen Wulf, takes him gently by one paw and stares longingly into his eyes*
Uhhh, y'all wanna be alone?


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[*Staring at Andrick, dumbfounded...*]

... WHAT ARE THOU DOING, THOU LITTLE MORTAL? THOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?

[*Twitch*]

Huh? ... Andrick? Why are you holding my paw?

Personnal to Elemental: Ha, ha... I may be an 'Old fogey', but I keep the appearence of a 20 years old one... And mentally, it varies between 3 to 30... Ya know, Immortality is a bit of a pain in the neck... Mortal creatures aren't well mentally prepared to live forever... So, the only remedy I've found for that, is...

MADNESS!!!

Bwahaha!!! Oooo... Butterfly!

[*SNATCH!!!*] [*Munch, munch...*]

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Look out, Andrick and DW. I may write a text with lots of shonen-ai, starring: YOU TWO!!!
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*smiles and let's go of Darthen Wulf's paw so the 'wolfy' can chase down the butterfly*

Sometimes words just get in the way of meaning and the best laid artifices of man and magic can go awry. Neh, Elemental? :wink: Showmanship to impress others leads to style over substance; soon you would be beautiful but empty. Pretty shallow if you ask me.

*turns to walk away and nearly crashes into John Flaherty* Oh, yeah. Someone was jealous of the attention given to another. Here you go! *hugs Johnny*

I believe that takes care of everything. *turns to walk off again and collides with Elemental toppling both in a heap*

I really need to start looking where I'm going. Sorry about that I... *sniff* oog, wet fur. Oh, don't give me that look; you deserved it! *sniff* and now I smell like wet fur. I'm pretty sure I didn't deserve that!

Hand up, please? Someone?
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