Violence is the real hero.

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 6:08 am

Here's a tie-in kind of sort of thing.
If YOU suddenly had Killroy's powers, whom would you destroy? Dick Cheney? That Steak n' Shake guy who always screws up your order? A fictional character like Pikachu or Carson Daly? You Make The Call.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 7:35 am

I think I'd just use that red-glowy-eye thing for intimidation purposes. Then I could ramp it up to fourteen when ever I got ticked off and say:

"Your words are callous and your thoughts insipid. I have nothing to say to scum like you, so if you value your pathetic little life I sugguest you leave. Now."

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Wed Feb 27, 2002 9:07 am

Fourteen? Heh, I guess it's been almost two decades since Spinal Tap went to all the way to 11. Fourteen should be within our technology by now!

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 1:27 am

I WILL DESTROY THE POST MODERNISTS

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Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 10:23 pm

Isn't post-modernism a little redundant anyway? It's like saying "the day after today!"

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:37 am

Citizens demand redundancy redundancy.

KathleenJ · Post by **KathleenJ** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 9:32 am

I'd take over a nice island country, like maybe New Zealand, and turn it into my own land of Kathleopolis.
And then, on the subject of post-modernism, I'd go back in time and destroy whoever decided that the word 'modern' usually doesn't actually mean what it sounds like.
...Oh yeah, hi everybody!

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:52 pm

Of course it is redundant, that is one of the many many many reasons why the people who call themselves postmodernists must be destroyed! Mwahaha!

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 1:00 pm

I had a thought like that once, only the island was called "Justonia." And there were kittens with lasers on their heads, like that Saturday Night Live skit. The kittens weren't mean or wild, they just knew how to use the lasers really well, which made them just as deadly.