Tentacle monster :)

ZOMBIE USER 5731 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5731** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 1:11 pm

On 2002-02-28 04:42, mika wrote:
On 2002-02-24 18:42, The Immortal Infidel wrote:
Why couldn't Peeps "attack" Meekerz?
coz he's still a cute widdle baby monster!

Is he one of those poor cartoon charachter never allowed to grow up?

ZOMBIE USER 5731 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 5731** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 1:14 pm

Damn! Bad mental image!
Puberty must be hell for tentaclemonsters.

Metal-Angel · Post by **Metal-Angel** » Thu Feb 28, 2002 2:00 pm

At least it's not the Simpsons, where everyone's age fluctates so wildly... Homer is anything from 36 to 39... if Bart was born in 1982 (since he's two years older than Lisa who was born in 1984 at the time of the Olympics) then how come in 1990 Bart was only four and entering KINDERGARTEN while Lisa was still a 2 year old in diapers?

And the guidance counselor recommended Homer apply to the 'nuclear plant which is opening soon' when the plant had in fact been open when he was a child, hence the bit where Smithers' dad got killed in the core aborting a meltdown and his corpse was flushed down the pipe into the quarry?

Bah! It's just them changing the story for the sake of one stupid joke (Flanders being 60, Lisa being vegetarian, Barney being a coffee fiend) grrrrr

...

I watch too much Simpsons. Back to Meekerz... er... yes Peep is cute and I think he'll grow up to be a lot like Glemph only suave... Ghastly sees this and that's why he wants him to spend time to Unca Nort!

The Immortal Infidel · Fri Mar 01, 2002 4:07 pm

I think all tentacle monsters should be like nort. Also... Why can't I have tentacles! I wish genetics would catch up with anime.

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 4:30 pm

But you can have tenticles....

heheheheheh

you feel SOMETHING creaping up the inside of your pants.
SOmething warm and wet.

You attempt to rurn arround, but thickly muscled cords of living flesh bind you tightly into place.

more tenticles invade your clothing, then with a spassin of muscles, shread the rags from off your body.

tenticles begin to carassess all of your sensitive spots, tickiling you here and there.

a voice over your shoulder says

"common bitch.. tell me how much you want tenticles"

**post discontunued until I.I. responds**

The Immortal Infidel · Sun Mar 03, 2002 7:20 pm

*II freezes as the tentacles grope him. In a matter of seconds, the tentacles catch on fire.*
II: Did I mention I have an Irish temper, and that my character is endowed with Force powers?

RantinAn · Post by **RantinAn** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 8:07 pm

On 2002-03-03 19:20, The Immortal Infidel wrote:
*II freezes as the tentacles grope him. In a matter of seconds, the tentacles catch on fire.*
II: Did I mention I have an Irish temper, and that my character is endowed with Force powers?

Shame that slime isn't flamable...

you are huggled throughly by the evil tenticle monster.

who then kisses you gently on the cheak and slides away on it's slime trail

snicker.

What you thaught you were going to be brutally used? nope just humiliated

rantin

Ghastly · Post by **Ghastly** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:38 pm

Awwww... so cute!

Can I put it in my gift art gallery?

The Immortal Infidel · Mon Mar 04, 2002 10:31 am

Well, I don't get embarrassed. This isn't real life, man.

Duntada Kun · Post by **Duntada Kun** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 11:40 pm

*Puts away the clue bringer.* Hmm something got resolved without bloodshed... odd.

Saru-kun · Post by **Saru-kun** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 1:05 pm

........ Eiyu.

Bebbies.

Duntada Kun · Post by **Duntada Kun** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 6:49 pm

You want blood? *Grabs the clue bringer and apraoches.*

Saru-kun · Post by **Saru-kun** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 11:43 pm

No, I think I have enough. Breathing? Normal. Light-headed feeling? Absent. Fleshy, warm hue to skin? Present. Yeah, aside from a terribly achy pair of biceps, I think I'm pretty much set. ::eyes cluebringer:: Do not make me attack with with the combined strength of the Mighty Rubber Chicken and the Mighty Kitchen Ladle.

Duntada Kun · Post by **Duntada Kun** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 4:04 am

Hmm resolving it with bloodshed... but then again you'll probaly beat me to a gelatinous pile of goo.

Saru-kun · Post by **Saru-kun** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 1:34 pm

The Ladle might very well do just that. The Rubber CHicken, however, will simply make you crazy. I wave it over your head, and whatever beginnings of insanity might already be there are amplified tenfold.