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Werty · Post by **Werty** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 8:58 am

Well I have to agree with the general consensus here that fucken fagets need to be killed. I actually think that my roomate may be a closet fag and its really scaring me. I have been looking for a way to get rid of him so if any of you profesionals have a good way to get rid of him without making a big mess I would love to hear them. Also butch dike bitches are scary but a little bit of lesbianism is good cause what guy dousn't love fucking two bitches at once and watching one go down on the other while your fucking her doggy style. Fuckling great experience right there!

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Wed Apr 04, 2001 10:08 am

sweet. if you don't have access to a gun or are not crazy try this. go up to him with a really big butcher knife and ask him if he wants to play "stabby stabby" with a crazed look in your eye. if he says sure then stab him in the face. either way you win<P>------------------
"Deo patriae amicis"

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 2:47 am

Or you can sell your story to NBC and make a hilarious sitcom outta your life. And make millions. Because everyone wants to see gay people on tv these days.

MikeCody · Post by **MikeCody** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 5:15 am

whoa now I wouldent go as far as killing anyone<P>------------------
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Werty · Post by **Werty** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 7:56 am

OK first thing I have to do is coment on how great it was when I opened todays coment and beheld the deathcar, I can't wait to see that shit in action. Second I have to thank you contributors to my roomate problem. Those are both excellent ideas, the only problem is lack or guns and knives in my possesion now. And the guys a fucken pussy so he would prolly run strate to the police so I was looking for something a little quieter.

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 8:37 am

so he's a pussy eh? well start leaving witchcraft books around or something. just start doing some crazy stuff and he'll get the picture<P>------------------
"Deo patriae amicis"

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 6:21 am

Ill try and get up a nice full pic of the death car soon but remember I suck at drawing cars.

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:10 am

Or you could just get Kevin to come to your house for just one night. Any unwanted guest will be scared shitless.

Tbandit2k · Post by **Tbandit2k** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:20 am

ok first you need 4 dead half eaten cats.300ml of date rape drug .a shot of andrenalin.His Freinds and parents phone numbers And uncouagulated cow fetuses.OK first you pour the Drugs into his coffe(or Beer) and wait till he passes out Drag his body to his room and lay him diagonally on his bed.Next grab the dead cats and place them around him rubbing the blood all around and on his mouth.Phone his family and freinds befor hand and say you have planned a party .When they come over shoot him up with the andrenalin to wake him up....He will wake up see what happened , mean while your inviting the guests in for the party . he wont remember what happened and freak out...if that doesnt get him to move out nothing will do.

Werty · Post by **Werty** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 8:50 am

Shit those are some creative fucken ideas. All I came up with was randomly super gluing shit to his desk. Now for that last idea are dead cats and family really necessary or can I replace them with babies and his boyfriend? Anyway I thank you all for your contributions but I think i'm just gonna feed him some birth control pills and see if he grows breasts. Or just wait till the death cars come to my neighborhood. I can't wait to see that in action, think we could get a nice picture of the complete car sometime.