Advertising has gone WAY too far

Hobbes · Post by **Hobbes** » Fri Jul 28, 2000 10:29 am

I just heard and saw pictures of something that disturbed me incredibly. In a world where every magazine you buy is 90% ads and everyone is a walking billboard. People watch TV for the commercials, and I can't turn a corner without my eyes being scorned by someone telling what type of pants to wear. I quote my friend; "I'LL SHOW YOU A GAP!!!" as he mooned the bus.
But they have gone too far now, they have invaded the last sanctuary. We used to be able to take a piss in peace but that time has passed, which makes me wonder what kind of time have we entered? We can't have the pleasure of taking a piss now without someone telling us what to do. They are installing in public washrooms little LCD Rectangle screens that will display advertisements at exact eye level directly above wall urinals. They even were so bold as to find the perfect time allotment for us guys, each ad runs between 40-45 seconds.
If they start to put those up around our malls here in edmonton, i am going to start a collection of them. that is just going TOO FUCKING FAR!!!

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 1:01 am

oh hell...ill just piss on the screens! The water is cold in the urinal anyways...

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 1:14 am

As I recall, they have em in Silvercity. But i dont like em because your pissing and looking and the other guy next to you is pissing and looking, and then your eyes meet. His urnie takes a jerk and you can hear it hit the cold urinal hard. He looks again with lust, you get fucking scared and try and hurry up. You drank wayyy too much pepsi and your paying for it now. You notice him inch closer and closer.....then Ryan Devouge comes in and asks very loudly "IS THERE ANY GLORY HOLES IN HERE?" The mood is broken, you zip up and run away while the mysterious advertisign urinal peeing stranger walks over to ryan with is thingy still out. As you close the door you hear ryan moan with delight and say how much he loves sucking dick and watching those advertising lcd screens at the same time. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

ZOMBIE USER 17 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 17** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 2:10 am

Heh... "I'll show you GAP!"... heh heh... That's a good one.

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 3:44 am

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh man, my side hurts!------------------
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THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 3:54 am

seriuosly though if i see an ad for gap jeans when i'm taking a leak at a urinal do you know what i'm gonna do? turn 180 degrees and start pissing like mad onto the soap dispensers. or i go outside,find a bush,and piss the way god intended. into the wind.------------------
from the man who brought you the word "fuck

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 8:11 am

hey....i insulted ryans sexuality. Wheres his girlfriend on this one?

Chris Kammerer · Post by **Chris Kammerer** » Sat Jul 29, 2000 8:47 am

Ryan your such an idiot. They've had ads in bathrooms for years. Maybe if you weren't to busy checking out the other guys you queer.------------------
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Angel_Gurl · Post by **Angel_Gurl** » Sun Jul 30, 2000 5:48 am

well first off to let you know the only reason i never said anything to stand up for ryan is because i know you guys are just trying to bug him, and i know what he is like anyways. oh ya he is also able to fight his own little battles without having to get me involved in them

So you smoked him up real good huh travis, thats not what i heard!!!!

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Sun Jul 30, 2000 6:15 am

ha ha, ryan just can't catch a break can he? hey angel gurl, the day ryan met you at k-days, he was late cuz i smoked him up good!!
ha ha------------------
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Angel_Gurl · Post by **Angel_Gurl** » Sun Jul 30, 2000 11:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Nowhereman:
hey....i insulted ryans sexuality. Wheres his girlfriend on this one?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>hey sorry i've been working haven't had a chance to get on here. ummmmmmmmm well yea. all i have to say is hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha (sorry ryan!!!!!)

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Mon Jul 31, 2000 6:02 am

your damn right i smoked that little bastard up! he was seeing sailboats and big titted mermaids and shit! now i may not be the samartest person in the world. my friends and family can account for that. i've heard lisa say "you stupid kid!!" plenty of times, but i don't think any of you understand what the fuck that case-york guy is talking about. go preach your yank talk somewhere else buddy!
now back to ryan-if your girlfriend won't fight your battles for you then maybe she'll bend you over,slap you in the face, and break you momma's dildo in your ass! ha ha
whoo! i am the lizard king!! whoo!------------------
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Case Yorke · Post by **Case Yorke** » Mon Jul 31, 2000 7:34 am

He mentioned my name... but I have no clue what he said about me...Well, stranger people have uttered my name in much stranger circumstances.At least I feel special.Case------------------
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Case Yorke · Post by **Case Yorke** » Mon Jul 31, 2000 11:19 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Hobbes:
 that is just going TOO FUCKING FAR!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>If you think that's crossing the line, you should go to my site, check out the 6/11-6/17 and read about Bennetton's new ad campaign, which uses men on death row to sell their ugly clothes.There's nothing right with using the misery of others to sell stuff.Case ------------------
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Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Wed Aug 02, 2000 5:06 am

hey.....who said I was kidding?

THE TRAVIS · Post by **THE TRAVIS** » Wed Aug 02, 2000 10:54 am

hey you case york motherfucker! if you can't understand what i sadi i'll spell it out for you.YOU ARE A LITTLE PUSSY FAG WHO SHOULD GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH A SANDPAPER DILDO!------------------
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