Sage-like advice

Knomey · Post by **Knomey** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 5:16 am

Hey. Get off my side of the message board. *eyenarrow*------------------
Put the scythe down and turn around slowly.
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Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:58 am

Life is like a cookie......
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">~ MMmmmmm

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 7:00 am

That is it. Go home. no more advice for you!

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:22 am

PIE FIGHT!But first, a few messages from the Thai restaurant I ate at. Ahem. ::reads fortune cookie papers::
To be loved, be lovable.We can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies.
Ok...wait for it...
...almost ready...yeah...yeah...almost...
ok. NOW! PIE FIGHT!

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:33 am

I am home------------------
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Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:13 am

Everyone knows that when you read a fortune cookie you're supposed to add "in bed" to the end of the fortune. Duh!Revised fortunes:~To be loved, be loveable "in bed."
Ha! That was funny.
Or how about this one,~We can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies "in bed!"Ha ha ha ha ha.... phew! Oh I kill me!Oh, wait a tick! Almost forgot about my own fortune edit,~Life is like a cookie.... in bed.Ok, so that last one didn't work as well as the others. Doesn't mean it isn't as funny. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif">

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:15 am

Ok, ok, I'll admit it.It really isn't as funny as the other two. There! Are you happy now?! sheesh,

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:22 am

Just so you know I posted these at 6:20 AM, not 3:20 AM. And no, i didn't wake up this early. I was transported to this time through a time rip in space. Who in their right mind would wake up this early in the summer morning when there is nothing to do?
You probably would you sicko! You disgust me you know.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 7:08 am

My name is Frank, not Nick's brother! thank you <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 8:53 am

Y'see jackie? People actually do that with fortune cookies. That's why I always carry this one in my wallet *ahem* It may be well to consult others before taking unuaual action.
Gees, Nick's brother, get it together. The board is on pacific time, there's nothing i can do about it. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 10:24 am

You are all aware that my sworn enemy is the microwave, right? Does that mean I have to take a kitchen appliance to bed so I can learn from it?

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 11:18 am

yes, but I know nick and I've never met you. But thanks for clearing that up.------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:00 am

You're welcome!------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 12:55 am

Hey! I'm like an appliance! Take me to bed... no wait...
What's wrong with me, trying to get the interest of somebody I've never even met?
It's like Jess all over again, and you know how that turned out...Oh wait. I don't suppose you people do...
LOOK OUT!
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In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:25 am

Well...uhh...congratulations on the appliance pick-up line. That's a new one.

Andrew The SuperBrit · Sat Aug 11, 2001 6:03 am

Pick-up lines rule. Especially British ones:------------------
-- AndrewThe Big Book of British Pick-Up Lines:1) "I'm British, so come heat me up, baby"2) "I'm British, so come whiten my teeth, baby"3) "Come to Britain and get 'wet', baby"

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 9:27 am

British people are stoo-pid------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 1:47 am

yeah, British people are ick.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 3:48 am

YEAH!
MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
Oh wait.. no they aren't.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 3:48 am

Should I call a pyrotechnician? Or would a simple pyromaniac do?