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Hey... I wonder if I can swear in here. I couldnt swear in my last meesage baord. Crap, ass bitch cunt licker.<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nowhereman:
<B>Hey... I wonder if I can swear in here. I couldnt swear in my last meesage baord. Crap, ass bitch cunt licker.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Thems are wussy swears! I tell you what AREN'T wussy swears, but that'd be rude. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"><P>------------------
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I dunno man, I'm afraid of using them tough man swears. Hmmmm....well....fuck. Heheh...that wasnt too hard. Now lets see what happens.<P>------------------
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Stop stinkin' up this forum!<P>------------------
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Hell damn ass fart.

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Fart?<P>------------------
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I dont think hell,fart and crap are even curse words

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FUCK, CUNT, BITCH, COCK, SLAPASS,DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER,UNCLE FUCKER,DICKHEAD,BIG HAIRY SHRIVELLY NUTS,GAPING BLOODY ASSHOLE<P> THOSE ARE SWEARS BOYS AND GIRLS<P>------------------
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See children, Travis made the word fuck (which actually makes a bit of sense cuz its origins are froma german word i believe and since travis is german....ah hell forget it)

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Now travis i think you will remember this
i remember when you first heard this.
you were rolling on the floor laughing<P>
And now... a brief history of the work "FUCK":<P>Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English Language today is the word
Fuck. <P>Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F,
Fuck is the only word to be referred to as "The F Word"
Its the one magical word.
Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
And Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word "Flichken"
which means "To strike." <P>In English Fuck falls into many gramatical categories: <P>As a transitive verb for instance: "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks."
<P>Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective, such as:
"John's doing all the fucking work." <P>As part of an adverb:
"Shirley talks too fucking much." <P>As an adverb inhancing an adjective:
"Shirley is fucking Beautifull!" <P>As a noun:
"I don't give a fuck!" <P>As part of a word:
"Abso-fucking-loutely!" or "In-fucking-credible!" <P>And, as almost every word in a sentence:
"FUCK the fucking fuckers!"
<P>As you must realise, there aren't to many words with the versatilaty of the word fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as: <P>Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car-lot."
Dismay: "Aw-fuckit!"
Trouble: "I guess i'm really fucked now"
Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy!"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"
Inquery: "Who the fuck was that?"
Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetence: "He's a fuck-off!"
Dissmissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?" <P>I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech, it will identify the quality of your character immediatly.
Say it loudly and Proudly! <P>FUCK YOU!!!!! <P>
I think we can say the word "FUCK" easily

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RYAN YOU FUCKIN PUSSY! CAN'T YOU COME UP WITH ANYTHING ORIGINAL? USING A GREAT THING LIKE "THE HISTORY OF FUCK" PRODUCED BY THE KAMMERER BROTHERS TO BOOST SOME KIND OF POPULARITY IN THIS FORUM MAKES ME SICK TO MY FUCKIN STOMACH. ACTUALLY ALOT OF STUFF DOES LIKE VEGETABLES AND WORK. SO NEXT TIME YOU PEOPLE ARE WORKING AT YOUR JOBS HOPING SOME BIG TITTED BLONDE COMES IN AND GIVES YOU A HANDJOB, JUST REMEMBER, YOU CAN GET THAT FOR 5 BUCKS IF YOU GO TO RYANS HOUSE.<P>------------------
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this is from the guy who's parents would beat him if he swore in the house.your a fucking nutter yet i've only net u once.kid.

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A lovely message board you have here, Chad.<P>Makes it feel like home.<P>------------------
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Thank you very much. Most of these people are my friends. They use to rant on a soap box downtown but 'the man' kicked em out. I let them come here and practice free speech. Feel free to yourself.

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