Can ya see it?!

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Mon May 07, 2001 12:14 am

Have any of you ever heard the Japanese creation story?
Cliff notes: Two godly beings got together, got it on, and then one of them gave birth to the Japanese islands.For some reason, I keep picturing some woman spreading her legs and shooting massive amounts of dirt out... kind of like that demon porn video thing from PS2 where whatsherface opens her legs and gives birth to her insectoid demon lower half.------------------
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Jia · Post by **Jia** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:16 am

CAN YOU SEE THE JAPAN AT IN HERE!
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
HAH THE WORLD WAS AM MINE

AsMoDaI · Post by **AsMoDaI** » Mon May 07, 2001 11:30 am

The World is Mine Now *yoink*, HAHAHA
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Jia · Post by **Jia** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:29 am

Good job Paladin, you continue to disturb us all.

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Mon May 14, 2001 5:33 am

Hey, don't blame me if the Japanese have a funky creation story...Though Zeus cracking his head open and pulling out Athene isn't much better... I have to admit at least the Japanese stories are silly instead of sexual and dirty like the Greek ones. I mean... Oedipus... what was THAT guy thinking? "Oh, I think I'll go off, kill dad, and have dirty monkey sex with mommy!"
Yes, I know thats not the way the story goes... Its still excellent, and sick, literature though.------------------
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Paul · Post by **Paul** » Mon May 21, 2001 8:38 am

I think Japan was created with something to do with.. rocks.. dont ask me! ASK BOB VILA~!

Laoch Paladin · Post by **Laoch Paladin** » Tue May 22, 2001 11:42 am

I wish I could remember that one website that had demon porn on it... That'd weird ANYONE out in less than two seconds.------------------
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