Im 35% gay... so that makes me...?

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I'm 22% homersekshual. "Loosen up mate! Women like a man who has some softer edges."<P>Ironically, I'm like, the gayest straight guy I know. You best believe it! *snapsnapsnap*<P>------------------
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i dunno i thinkit sed i should relax and im too manly or something. I rock! I like naked women i tells ya!<P><P>------------------
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how do you measure your gay percentage? is there a mthematical formula? is there a scale? do you only kiss men?

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i'm 16% gay, according to the meter i am a walking talking red blooded heterosexual male

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32%<P>Still too straight for my own good.

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I'm 51% and a happy well adjusted hetero-girl. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> Can't believe I wasn't more gay than that. I guess all the 'gay' things they were looking for were bull-dyke gay shit. Go figure why I have a more hetero score than most of these guys.

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If anyone cares I got a 34%.
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I'm 16% gay<P>no wonder I can't get any chicks.<P>------------------
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is there some kind of gay test that tests your gay aptitude?

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i think the first few questions would be like<P>1) Do you kiss men? yes/no (40%)
2) Do you have wet dreams about men? (10%)
3) Do men have wet dreams about you? (2%)
4) Does Usagi like you? (12000%)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Flurb:
<B>is there some kind of gay test that tests your gay aptitude?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Check out my new Sez, Flurb.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Flurb:
<B>4) Does Usagi like you? (12000%)</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I looooooooooove you, Flurb. ;]<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by violentmae:
<B>I'm 51% and a happy well adjusted hetero-girl. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"> Can't believe I wasn't more gay than that. I guess all the 'gay' things they were looking for were bull-dyke gay shit. Go figure why I have a more hetero score than most of these guys.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>OK- So I'm driving to school today and thinking about this and I figured out: My math skills suck!! I am gayer than all of you!!!! I'm 51% Gay!!! Christ...... I really need to learn math better before I try and become a grade school teacher. :|
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by usagi:
<B> I looooooooooove you, Flurb. ;]<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>i never knew you felt that way you asian hottie cmon i got the KY!<P>

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45% and totally agree with V... I was expecting to be listed as more gay than that, given my answers... I think the girl side of this test is a little... off.

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i think the problem with the test is that it was written by men, so what you girls think of as lesbian actions, we guys think of as regular girliness.
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My compy has a severe mental deficiency, and thus can only run the one at <A HREF="http://www.thespark.com/" TARGET=_blank>The Spark</A>. N E Waze, I'm evidently 25% gay. Go me!<P>------------------
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25% gay. I think that whole thing was too british though. Or australian or kiwiotic or whatever. I don't care enough about football or futbal or whatever it was to want to be a player or my favorite player. Soccer's one'a them girly sports anyhow. I bet that was a trick question.

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