Hear the one about the zebra and the hypnotist?

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No? Me neither.<P>(Hrm... I need to make me a new accounty)
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I like fish.<P>------------------
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Damonk bought me a Zebra in San Diego!

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But do you like cheese?
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
<B>You will all believe that you are french pigs!!! >:-)<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Independence for Quebec!
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
<B> Independence for Quebec!
Viva Quebec!
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!<P>Okay...

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...and I AM a hypnotist, so I'm very offended by the joke, even if it never got told! So as revenge?<P>*pulls out his pocketwatch*<P>You will all believe that you are french pigs!!! >:-)<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by not damonk:
<B>You will all believe that you are french pigs!!! >:-)
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Le oink... Le oink...<P>Hrm... Shouldn't it be L'oink? (Hey, just because I'm Canadian doesn't mean that I have to know French... Or drink Keiths... I'm a Fireball Whiskey type of guy)
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HEY!
NO TYPING IN FRENCH!
And there's was nothing funny from what I see.
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je ne sais pas le fran

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Vous suckez.
Yeah...<P>------------------
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Good think I have the internet so I can translate that Spanish... you bastard.
And by the way, you said more than cheese, loser. Now if only I could find my text book so I could use proper grammar...
Fils d'une chienne.
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aucun je pas<P>------------------
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It's the battle of the French Joes!
But what's the french version of Joe?
Hmmm.... maybe Jeau.
What?
What are you going on about?
No, I'm not ranting.
Nimrod.
And no, I'm not talking to myself, either!
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*blinks*<P>..whateva'..

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i just set this folder on fire. <P>------------------
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