Nonsense Contest!!!

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Thu Jul 19, 2001 3:55 am

Hooray, I'm dead.

Squinky001 · Post by **Squinky001** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 2:27 am

"There's no water in hell."

Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 7:24 am

You're getting porn in my video game!
You're getting video game in my porn!whee!

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Sat Jul 21, 2001 9:58 am

monkey monkey monkey.......
ummm
monkey

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Sun Jul 22, 2001 6:53 am

Now, since we seem to have hit an impasse in the conversation, let's discuss mental disorders found only in lab rats.

Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Sun Jul 22, 2001 11:05 am

SWW has more posts than me
WHO has more posts than me?
SWW has more posts than me
WHO has more posts than me?SWW!!
(me, working up my post total... heheh)

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Mon Jul 23, 2001 7:53 am

(OOG - Can I help it if I'm trying to keep this board alive, active, and THINKING?)IG - Hmm. Now, how to conceal a Tonfa without looking like a beat cop?

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Jul 25, 2001 8:43 am

(OOG - Ya know, if you want to up your post count, POST.)IG - So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?A cop. To a friend of mine. Who was going 70 in a 65.

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Sat Jul 28, 2001 11:27 am

[ oog : if that wasnt so damn funny i would suggest you get docked 10 points for a double post but it was, so i wont]"is that what i think it is?"
"well that depends, if you think it is a giant purple walrus, then no. if however you think it is a large lump of metal that sort of resembles your car, then maybe"

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 6:33 am

"Hermaphrodite robot porn!"-AMiB, in the backseat of Coota's Jeep at BC

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:55 am

AMiB: Ack, I've got sugar on my lap.
Me: Sugar? Is that what you call it?
AMiB: Mmmmmmm...sugar.-at the deli on Monday at BC

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 7:56 am

K-Rock Radio : Preffered by 4 out of 5 recovering drug addicts to any other radio station in the nation!- Just heard while listening to 92.3 WXRK in New York City. Just so you all know, this is the radio station that actually is the home of Howard Stern - proven by the fact that Stuttering John does thier afternoon show and Crazy Cabbie does the evening show. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:28 am

Yes, well, the handcuffs are in the backseat allready. -Me, to no less than 3 people, during a drive at Boardiecon.

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 3:31 am

[oog i will need to give a little backgroud to this quote, recently in sydney school a kid shot himself with a shotgun in a toilet cubicle, the following quote comes from the head of investigations after they found in hiss possesion "several extram rounds some knives bottles of highly flammable chemicals and a list of students and teachers names')
ig
" there is no reason to suspect he intended to harm any other members of the school"

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 9:01 am

He's the only person I can think of whom would attempt to set up a home LAN without even stopping to think first. -Me, regarding a friend whom just decided to go ahead and set up a home LAN without stopping to bother planning it, knowing full well that I told him not even a day ago that these things REQUIRE planning and forethought. Oddly enough, tonight I'm going to go and help him PLAN it. *sighs*

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 8:29 am

If Joe can't move his cheese, I'll just have to move it for him.

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Mon Aug 06, 2001 9:27 am

Why yes, that is a padlock on my keyring. How insightful of you!-me to someone about my keyring.

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 3:57 am

(OOG - more than 24 hours has passed! Legal post!)If you're happy and you know it clank your chains ...

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 4:42 am

neepthats right
neep

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 7:48 am

"I wasn't even supposed to *be* here!"-I can't even remember the guy's name, but I can relate to him, from "Clerks"