Post thread II-Bride of Post Thread

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 10:27 am

Watch it! He's got HERGERT BILLBOARD on his side! That rascal bob!------------------
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TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 11:12 am

Found a lot of name-auctioning eBay spots.<A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1623489967" TARGET=_blank>It looks like someone else has picked up the Blacks' idea. And for much cheaper.</A>And <A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1625036272" TARGET=_blank>even cheaper</A>. I almost have the urge to pool our money and name the kid, "It's wrong to auction off your baby's name to evil faceless corporations you crappy-ass parents!!!Or you can change <A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1622862939" TARGET=_blank>this man's</A> name to "Fartwad" or whatever you choose to benefit the humane society of Ottawa.Or <A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dl ... 1623129179" TARGET=_blank>this guy</A>, who just wants money.Really, buying someone's name isn't necessarily good exposure. What if the kid becomes a serial killer (who wouldn't, after being named "Monastat 7")?news announcer guy: Microsoft Black went berzerk today and killed eight people.
Microsoft people: Oh, damn.[This message has been edited by theangryQ (edited 08-08-2001).]

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:33 am

<img src="http://homepage.mac.com/dezro/rightthere.png">
But it's right there!David "Perplexed!" Smith

Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 1:43 am

You have not seen nothing yet...Just wait 'til I unleash the power of rocket-powered Burma Shave signs on the public! No one will see it coming!Bob "Or I guess they will since I just sorta announced it!" Scott
-Well, so much for the element of surprise. But you'll still be surprised when you see the Spanish Inquisition signs I have in store!------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 6:15 am

Stay calm, stay calm, one day you will destroy them all, Dezro. Remember your army of road signs... Once the billboard wars have a winner, you can direct traffic into the foul advertisements... Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...Dave "Didn't the old post thread have more images?" Smith[This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 08-09-2001).]

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 8:20 am

<A HREF="http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5080901.shtml" TARGET=_blank>the Top 13 Things Overheard Later
in the Life of the Corporate-Name Baby</A>

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 9:37 am

Distressed Wife: "AT+T just screwed me over!"Angry Jealous Husband: "THAT LOUSY BUM!"
(races to go beat up someone named AT+T, since
in the future, many people are named after corporations)Distressed Wife: (alone) "Sniff! And WELLS BLUE BUNNY from across the hall raped me while you were at work! Husband? Husband?"(the house of someone named AT+T)(Angry Jealous Husband beating on someone named AT+T)PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!
AJH: SO! You think you can screw my wife, eh?
PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!AT+T: AH! OW! AA! EEE!Sherwin Williams: "AT+T didn't screw your wife!"AJH: "What? I couldn't hear you over these repeated punchings I am giving AT+T!"Sherwin Williams: "AT+T is GAY!"AJH: "I know! I wish we could go with Sprint! AT+T is always screwing us ov.. uh.. uh oh."(AT+T dies)
MEANWHILE, ACROSS TOWN, WELLS BLUE BUNNY KIDNAPS A CHILD AND LAUGHS.Mike "Now that I have raped the concept of a prolonged stupid joke, i shall now leave it in a ditch to die after many painful hours of suffering!" Leffel
--it was ALL so much funnier in my diseased head.------------------
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 10:25 am

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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 6:02 am

I like how the guy's name is Angry Jealous Husband and how the gal's name is Distressed Wife. Because that implies an Angry Jealous Husband Co. and a Distressed Wife Inc.

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 6:38 am

Look what found me today!
<a href="http://www.emusic.com/albums/26584/"><img src="http://www.emusic.com/image/669617/cove ... </a>WOO!

Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 7:41 am

So The Apples sing Signal in the Sky. Cartoon Network was just giving it out one day, and I never bothered to note who it was by.Bob "This message says nothing!" Scott------------------
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TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 8:47 am

Apples in Stereo rule. All hail the soothign sounds of Retropop! Via our Radio Station Connections, we got this EP with a press release -- which mentioned that Craig McCracken wrote an entire episode based around this song. I'm not sure which it is, but it's got the character "Randi Schneider", named after Robert Schneider of AiS. And, AND, Robert Schneider's working with Andy Partridge of XTC on a new solo album (Schneider's, not Partridge's). So, uh, yeah. That's gonna rule. So, yes, APPLES IN STEREO!And the cover of that EP was done by Craig McCracken himself! That's awesome! ------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 9:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>David, you have successfully passed the R/com Media School course on Mac OS X Developer Seminar. We hope you not only gained some additional insight and knowledge related to Mac OS X Developer Seminar, but enjoyed the online learning experience we offer.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My commentary is horrible.[This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 08-11-2001).]

Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 11:45 am

In such a strange world, there would have to be at least one Apple Jacks Dad!Bob "How could there not be?!" Scott------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Sat Aug 11, 2001 8:06 am

NOTE THAT I AM NOT IMPLYING THAT NICKELODEON IS INFALLIBLE![This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 08-11-2001).]

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Mon Aug 13, 2001 6:04 am

Ugh... Head... Ache... I'll never play Sonic Adventure 2 again...--ten minutes to eight hours later--Yay! Time for Sonic Adventure 2!

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 10:29 am

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Allison_Axe · Post by **Allison_Axe** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 3:34 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Dezro:
Ugh... Head... Ache... I'll never play Sonic Adventure 2 again...--ten minutes to eight hours later--Yay! Time for Sonic Adventure 2!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sonic Adventure 2 rocks my socks!--Allison "and I'm barefoot!!!!" Axe

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 10:49 am

The chao on my VMU sang a song about "stinky cupcakes".In my mind, Barry White sang it, too."Chao looooooooooove to eat stinky cupcakes. Ooh baby."

DreamSerpent · Post by **DreamSerpent** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:12 am

man, if sam and max showed up in "attack of the killer clones from outer space" or whatever crap name the next starwars is going to have... that would actually make it cool... did sam and max cameo in phantom muppets? i mean phantom menace...~Chris "misses the pre-cartoon sam and max days. Cartoons make any cool comic into a peice of commercialized penguin droppings." Howe