Furry Porn Thread (NSFW)

[Laemkral]

Well, he seems to be gone. Things have been rather sane around here since the ban, even after it ended.

[Cope]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he went and ragequit on us. Oh well.

[Laemkral]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he went and ragequit on us. Oh well.

Weaksauce. He needs to get some thicker skin if he wants to survive the Internet (or even real life).

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Well, actually, he's bitching about us, claiming some rather... unkind things about Kelly, including claiming that admins have modified his posts to make him look looney.

[Cope]

Well, actually, he's bitching about us, claiming some rather... unkind things about Kelly, including claiming that admins have modified his posts to make him look looney.

Where, where??!

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Well, actually, he's bitching about us, claiming some rather... unkind things about Kelly, including claiming that admins have modified his posts to make him look looney.

Where, where??!

His lifejournal if you must know. he also claims to be a journalist now.

[Laemkral]

Well, actually, he's bitching about us, claiming some rather... unkind things about Kelly, including claiming that admins have modified his posts to make him look looney.

Where, where??!

His lifejournal if you must know. he also claims to be a journalist now.

I'd like a gander at this. Link please?

[Cope]

....here's the whole thing, copied and pasted straight from his emojournal.

I've been hired by the website Examiner.com as a "Comic Books Examiner". I will be writing articles about any comics-related topics that I care to write about - if there's something in the news that I want to talk about, I'll do an article about it. I also plan on doing interviews with comics artists, and I've already started to set up some potential interviews. The reason I decided to apply for a job at a news website is because I started out as a writer, but I haven't written anything in years, and I wanted to get back in the game. That's step one. Step two would be getting the funds to do a Horndog animated movie, so I can get back into making movies.

I left the last website that hosted my comix because an administrator decided to edit one of my posts on their message board without my knowledge or permission, and not only that, they made it look like I was advertising furry porn. Being called a furry is enough of an insult, but anyone who's even given the slightest glance at Horndog would tell you that IT'S NOT A FUCKING PORN COMIC. The fact that someone decided to abuse their powers to hack into my account and leave this shit there is beyond reprehensible. Even worse, I contacted the administrator, and he has NO SOCIAL SKILLS WHATSOEVER. He refused to change the text, and he locked the post so that I could not edit it. As you might imagine, I no longer want to support this website in any way shape or form. For those of you who have comix hosted on my old server, I would suggest that you GET OUT OF THERE AS SOON AS YOU CAN.

Horndog is now located at SMACK JEEVES.COM. The official Mystic Studios Productions website is at ANGELFIRE.COM. Tales of the Unrefined is fucking dead. But its zombie lives on as a printed comic, and will continue eating the brains, ass and pussy of your mom, your sister, your wife and daughter. And I've got a new webcomic, called Here, Wolf that's being hosted on the famous SPACE MONKEY MAFIA STUDIOS, an awesome website, and the biggest site I've ever been on. This site has associations and collaborations with the dudes that do the NOSTALGIA CRITIC and CINEMA SNOB videos. The idea with the new comic is so that I can to the kinds of jokes that I couldn't do in Horndog - because I didn't have any non-anthropomorphic or human element in Horndog, because I can't go too long in Horndog without showing some tits and ass, or people will get bored, and because I get bored of jokes that require tits and ass and want to draw women WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON once in a while. So consider "Wolf" my "mainstream" comic.

I'm out like a dick from your girlfriend's butt!

Aw, he wants to make an animated film! Isn't that cute!

[Laemkral]

because I can't go too long in Horndog without showing some tits and ass, or people will get bored, and because I get bored of jokes that require tits and ass and want to draw women WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON once in a while. So consider "Wolf" my "mainstream" comic.

I'm out like a dick from your girlfriend's butt!

So his comic's sole source of attention getting was tits and ass...and it's not pornographic. Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Also, glad to know its the LACK of tits and ass that "makes" this new comic "mainstream". Fascinating set of criteria.

[Risky]

Heh... well, someone did edit one part of his post to make him sound foolish... the title. I don't even remember what the original title was, but it wasn't "Furry Porn Thread". The rest of the foolishness in his posts was the original material though, pretty sure.

I find his vehemence at being labeled porn pretty funny, but actually, my comic has occasional T&A as well, and I don't consider it porn... but then again I'm not trying to stock it in the kiddy section of the comic shop either.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Heh... well, someone did edit one part of his post to make him sound foolish... the title. I don't even remember what the original title was, but it wasn't "Furry Porn Thread". The rest of the foolishness in his posts was the original material though, pretty sure.

I was also laughing at the "my comic based on regular tits and ass jokes that isn't pr0n". I get not wanting to be labeled porn, but y'know, saying that and "I think it's perfectly okay for preteens to view my tits and ass" makes him just come off as an internet pedophile.

you should see his photo. He's totally the kinda guy with a white van.

[Risky]

doh

you should see his photo. He's totally the kinda guy with a white van.

Drat, got caught mid edit... I probably shouldn't have called him that, now my internet career is gonna be dead.

[OppernaR]

Awww ragequit? No ban evasion, endless discussions, nothing?
This guy isn't as much fun as he used to be.

[STrRedWolf]

Nah, he's PM'ed me on getting things changed back. I'd have to talk to Mercury Hat on that one...

But instead, I'll ask why he ranted in the first place. I'd like to know why before I decide what to do with him.

Besides, Examiner.com is just another LiveJournal that focuses on news. I'll be suprised if they have anyone with journalism degrees there.

[WendyW]

Awww ragequit? No ban evasion, endless discussions, nothing?
This guy isn't as much fun as he used to be.

Maybe I was wrong and he is learning after all, just very, very slowly.

[Laemkral]

Awww ragequit? No ban evasion, endless discussions, nothing?
This guy isn't as much fun as he used to be.

Maybe I was wrong and he is learning after all, just very, very slowly.

I've used this teaching technique before. My Commander refers to it as the "blunt force" method of instructing someone. We came as close as possible to literally pounding the point into his brain. I mean, I don't think we could have reduced our various messages to any baser form than we did.

[Laemkral]

Also, so it'll shut up CBF, a picture of our fallen foe:

http://www.examiner.com/comic-books-in- ... c-baranoff

I fear him not, for I have been to war.

[Yeahduff]

For the record, he changed the title first, to something rather insulting to the site with naughty words in it and stuff.

My soul has since healed and everything, just fyi.

[WendyW]

For the record, he changed the title first, to something rather insulting to the site with naughty words in it and stuff.

My soul has since healed and everything, just fyi.

He did the same thing on The Webcomic List. He only stopped editing it when I threatened to ban him over it.

Not that I had the authority to do that without oppernaR giving me the say so, but he didn't know that.

[STrRedWolf]

Yeah, I denied the change and let him know that there's more than one admin here (and a ton of mods) here. I still want to know why he brought the drama to here. I mean, this isn't TNT, who know drama.