Someone summarize the past three forum years

[Laemkral]

I honestly have nothing to contribute to this thread.

Except that I am content with being single ad eternum, am content to entertain the concept that I would also be happy in a relationship, and am content to keep myself semi-available for a serious relationship while at the same time living my life.

I am also content to enter into a sham marriage for profit and pay raises. Any females want to live in Germany for two years?

[McDuffies]

Bah, the only good sham marriage is the green card one!

[Pimpette]

>_>

[Killbert-Robby]

I dare somebody to do their summary in the form of a musical.

I got about halfway through changing the lyrics of It's The End Of The World and then it became too much. You win this time.

[Pimpette]

also
at the risk of dragging the drama out

I just don't get why people would willingly give up the absolute freedom to do whatever they want, have their stuff wherever they want, not do the dishes if they don't feel like it, have random socks lying around, and never, ever worry about coming home and finding that someone had eaten all the ice cream.

We do all of these >_>
Our apartment at this moment resembles nothing so much as a college dorm - papers (comics) are lying everywhere, my socks are everywhere because I have a weird tendency to take them off at random times, and someone is always stealing the last of the sweets (it's totally not me don't believe anything you hear >_> ). And our fights last all of five minutes - my friends think we're odd...

[Killbert-Robby]

But just to get soppy for a minute here, when you've found the right person it's like it all.. clicks into place, sorta thing. This is right, this is how I want to be for the rest of my life. Nothing could be more comfortable, no-one could connect with me as much.

I blame the media - I think it gives people the idea that when the find the right person everything should just click into place and it should all be like magic, so then when they run into the first sign of trouble, they take this as an indication that they're with the wrong person and split up. The truth is that the version of love presented in movies and on television is just extremely unrealistic.

Well I don't know who to believe now
Probably Komi, cause I'm Italian. WARROR AW LUV YO.

As for Pimp, I for one can testify that she doesn't live leaning over the stove in some sick parody of a 1950's infomercial. I mean... if someone is overprotective and controlling, why marry them in the first place? If someone gets too clingy and annoying, I dump them, I don't slip a ring on their finger and spend the rest of my life with them. My masochism ends at cuffs and the occasional cigar stubbed out on my nipples.

[Tynan]

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[CJBurgandy]

Dawg and Robin pretended to be married. that was funny.

oh god, I totally forgot. They really did get married. We were joking about joking.

Mind Screwed.

Well they had to get married to break the curse. See, from sun rise to sun set, Binny turned into a bunny by the evil Baron Mcduffbart, who did it to keep her from meeting other men. Sadly he forgot the internet runs 24/7 and Canada is in a totally different time zone.

[McDuffies]

Well I don't know who to believe now
Probably Komi, cause I'm Italian.

I think that means that you'll live in your parent's house until you're 40.

[KWill]

Well they had to get married to break the curse. See, from sun rise to sun set, Binny turned into a bunny by the evil Baron Mcduffbart, who did it to keep her from meeting other men. Sadly he forgot the internet runs 24/7 and Canada is in a totally different time zone.

I thought you were joking again, but this is so ridiculous it must be true.

[K-Dawg]

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You disgust me.

[Killbert-Robby]

Well I don't know who to believe now
Probably Komi, cause I'm Italian.

I think that means that you'll live in your parent's house until you're 40.

Might have been more effective if I hadn't moved out of the house when I was 17. 2/10, good effort

[McDuffies]

Well they had to get married to break the curse. See, from sun rise to sun set, Binny turned into a bunny by the evil Baron Mcduffbart, who did it to keep her from meeting other men. Sadly he forgot the internet runs 24/7 and Canada is in a totally different time zone.

I thought you were joking again, but this is so ridiculous it must be true.

grumble grumble

[Tynan]

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You disgust me.

Well now I'm not sorry!


And all I wanted was to play some gears of war

[Killbert-Robby]

I will never sleep soundly again for as long as I live

[Phact0rri]

TYNAN blurring the lines of NSFW.

[Dreamaniaccomic]

That's not blurring the line. That's crossing the line once, then crossing it again so it becomes funny, then crossing it again so it becomes even worse.

[Cope]

Rapefrog should never be given absolute freedom.

[Phact0rri]

That's not blurring the line. That's crossing the line once, then crossing it again so it becomes funny, then crossing it again so it becomes even worse.

you can stop troping anytime you want to I know...

[Ahaugen]

Rapefrog should never be given absolute freedom.

oh please stopping Rapefrog from raping is like stopping Teddy Roosevelt from kicking ass