You gonna get graped.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:24 pm

http://www.tentaclegrape.com

'Nuff said.

Slanderedit: I just noticed that I've been here for a full decade. Crazy.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:28 pm

I beat you to it.

Welcome back though, I haven't seen you post in ages.

Wipperwill · Post by **Wipperwill** » Sun Jan 04, 2009 3:15 pm

This soda is full of win.

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:56 pm

Aeridus wrote:I beat you to it. Welcome back though, I haven't seen you post in ages.

yea, youre a whore

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:06 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:
Aeridus wrote:I beat you to it. Welcome back though, I haven't seen you post in ages.
yea, youre a whore

*bends over for his punishment*

Heart · Post by **Heart** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:50 pm

Now this is Ghastly forum I remember.

Slander · Post by **Slander** » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:15 pm

Yeah, I know you love me, Heart.

(Who are you?)

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:55 pm

So...Has anyone else ordered this and actually got theirs yet?

As of 02/14/09 their news on the site said west coasters would be delayed in gettingit and international orders are caput

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:31 pm

Tentacle Grape looks suspiciously like purple drank.

It should sell pretty well in Texas.

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:39 pm

Goddessmisca wrote:So...Has anyone else ordered this and actually got theirs yet?

I hope this doesn't turn out to be another Hufu.

Incidentally, I see they're now selling condoms too.

Vedius Pollio · Post by **Vedius Pollio** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:21 am

[quote="ManaUser]
I hope this doesn't turn out to be another Hufu.

[/quote]

I have a gut feeling that this is a scam. (One good sign is that there are very few photos of the product, and the supposed Tentacle Grape could have easily been photoshopped.) Hell, the Something Awful people make more convincing looking "beverages" than the dodgy picture on the Tentacle Grape website.

Also, the nutritional information section looks a little weird to me. A real soda would have flavouring and colouring ingredients, sugar, and a few electrolyte salts. None of those are listed on the website.

On the other hand, it has apparently been served at NYCC, so maybe it does exist.

EDIT:

The TG website claims that international orders have been cancelled due to issues with customs.

Lulu, do you know anything about what those issues with customs might be? I mean, that's kind of your area of work isn't it?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:32 am

Well, the website is down now...

Edit: They're back up, apparently it was just a temporary downtime.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:54 am

Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists.

brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists.

Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists.

skilled team of grapists.

grapists.

Are there a bunch of them?

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:14 am

According to Urban Dictionary a grapist is "a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.", so that makes sense.

Churba · Post by **Churba** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:28 pm

I was just referring to a old joke about how a woman goes to a police station and says "Help, I've been graped" and the policeman says "don't you mean raped?" and she says "no there was a bunch of them."

Xero · Post by **Xero** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:22 pm

ManaUser wrote:According to Urban Dictionary a grapist is "a huge purple monster who sodomizes thirsty children.", so that makes sense.

mmmm
sodomy

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:35 pm

Churba wrote:I was just referring to a old joke about how a woman goes to a police station and says "Help, I've been graped" and the policeman says "don't you mean raped?" and she says "no there was a bunch of them."

Uh, never heard of that joke. Must be funnier with an Aussie pronunciation. G'rape, G'day, same principle, right?

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:47 pm

More photographs on the cosplay Deviants website http://www.cosplaydeviants.com/index.ph ... temId=5782 seem to suggest (pics with the soda are at the end) they actually got the soda.

I also did find a couple links stating that at booth at a con it was being given out. So I'm leaning toward legit, unless the soda company is scamming across 3-4 websites.

I'm just ansy about getting it...stupid stuffs

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:18 pm

Manauser: I think the joke is based on how grapes grow in bunches.

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:33 pm

By the way, I necro'd a thread in Off Topic about this beverage in the hopes that someone could confirm or deny that it was handed out at Comic Con, but it only turned into a discussion about what kind of soda is best. Caustic, apparently.

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