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Economy goes down but it's okay cause...

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According to Yahoo News, there is a rise in Brothel Applications. Turns out when the economy goes bad, people start hooking.

When the going gets tough... the tough get naked?
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Quick easy money. Sadly.

you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.

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Prettysenshi wrote: you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.

Which is, in it's own way, sort of comforting. There really is someone for everyone.

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What's with people liking all those big, busted women?

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IVstudios wrote:
Prettysenshi wrote: you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.

Which is, in it's own way, sort of comforting. There really is someone for everyone.
and there's certainly someone for everyone with money.
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Dr Legostar wrote:According to Yahoo News, there is a rise in Brothel Applications. Turns out when the economy goes bad, people start hooking.

When the going gets tough... the tough get naked?
The tough only get naked if their application is accepted.

How low would you feel if you applied to be a hooker and were tuned down?
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About as low as being turned down by Comic Genesis.

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And then I realized I was wasting my money on higher education.

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Prettysenshi wrote:you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.
A little something to cheer you up: You're somebody's fetish.

But AFAIK working in a brothel involves a little more than getting naked.

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IVstudios wrote:
Prettysenshi wrote: you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.

Which is, in it's own way, sort of comforting. There really is someone for everyone.
WOOHOO!!!!

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and there's certainly someone for everyone with money.
D'oooooh.
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Keffria wrote:And then I realized I was wasting my money on higher education.
opening up a keff-brothel?
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Dr Legostar wrote:
Keffria wrote:And then I realized I was wasting my money on higher education.
opening up a keff-brothel?
What's a higher education good for if not running a brothel?

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Dr Legostar wrote:
Keffria wrote:And then I realized I was wasting my money on higher education.
opening up a keff-brothel?
Accepting applications?
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Yeahduff wrote:
IVstudios wrote:
Prettysenshi wrote: you can be the most fugly, obese, busted looking person on the street, and SOMEONE will pay to see you naked.

Which is, in it's own way, sort of comforting. There really is someone for everyone.
WOOHOO!!!!

Dr Legostar wrote:
and there's certainly someone for everyone with money.
D'oooooh.
Keep your hopes up, Yeahduff, Paris Hilton is lowering her standards day by day.

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perhaps, yeahduff, you could try to be her new BFF, once this season end I'm sure she'll need another new one.
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Paris Hilton can lower her standards?
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Killbert-Robby wrote:Paris Hilton can lower her standards?
Paris Hilton HAS standards?

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Prettysenshi wrote:
Killbert-Robby wrote:Paris Hilton can lower her standards?
Paris Hilton HAS standards?
Paris Hilton HAS?

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McDuffies wrote:
Prettysenshi wrote:
Killbert-Robby wrote:Paris Hilton can lower her standards?
Paris Hilton HAS standards?
Paris Hilton HAS?
Paris Hilton?
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<KittyKatBlack> You look deranged. But I mean that in the nicest way possible. ^_^;

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