I confess
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Re: I confess
Raven is my new hero.
Moving on - I confess that I started my first real job today (well, co-op, but still, I'm doing what I'll be doing when I graduate). I wasn't nearly as nervous as I probably should have been, due in large part to the fact that I tend not to think about things until I'm actually in the middle of them. At any rate, I think I'll do okay, although right now the software I'll be using doesn't seem to run on the computer they gave me, so I'll probably spend most of tomorrow trying to get that stuff to work.
Moving on - I confess that I started my first real job today (well, co-op, but still, I'm doing what I'll be doing when I graduate). I wasn't nearly as nervous as I probably should have been, due in large part to the fact that I tend not to think about things until I'm actually in the middle of them. At any rate, I think I'll do okay, although right now the software I'll be using doesn't seem to run on the computer they gave me, so I'll probably spend most of tomorrow trying to get that stuff to work.
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Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
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Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
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Jeder war ein grosser Krieger
Hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk
Das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk
Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
Und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht
Dabei schoss man am Horizont
Auf 99 Luftballons
Re: I confess
Raven just won.
I confess that I'm skipping the little school I have today, using a small cut as an excuse. Mostly, I'm skipping because I haven't completed my homework. But still.
The cut? I came out of the shower (after coming in it, yanowatimean), and start drying my hair with a towel. Then suddenly, a small red drop falls on the floor. WTF? I check the mirror, I'm bleeding from the earlobe. After wasting half a roll of toilet paper to stop the bleeding, I get a patch on it. Where the hell the cut came from is a mystery.
I confess that I'm skipping the little school I have today, using a small cut as an excuse. Mostly, I'm skipping because I haven't completed my homework. But still.
The cut? I came out of the shower (after coming in it, yanowatimean), and start drying my hair with a towel. Then suddenly, a small red drop falls on the floor. WTF? I check the mirror, I'm bleeding from the earlobe. After wasting half a roll of toilet paper to stop the bleeding, I get a patch on it. Where the hell the cut came from is a mystery.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Aw... I confess I'm a little embarassed by all that, especially since I just snagged the pics off 4chan. Well, I snagged the pattern matching one from 4chan, the other is a copy I made of one I saw on 4chan and didn't save(or at least can't find).
More to the point of the thread, I confess that me and my dad have a crush on Morgan Web and watch X-play together every now and again, which is strange since he's never(to my knowledge) played a video game in his life outside of Golf on the NES.
More to the point of the thread, I confess that me and my dad have a crush on Morgan Web and watch X-play together every now and again, which is strange since he's never(to my knowledge) played a video game in his life outside of Golf on the NES.

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I confess that I am about to do something that terrifies me.
I signed up to go to the south of France by myself to work in a B&B for two weeks all in French for free, in exchange for meals and accomodation and help with my french.
I'm fucking terrified, yet also exhilerated.
I signed up to go to the south of France by myself to work in a B&B for two weeks all in French for free, in exchange for meals and accomodation and help with my french.
I'm fucking terrified, yet also exhilerated.
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Maggie, you'll love it, and even if it's a bit hard you'll still have an awesome experience at the end of it all.
Best of luck to you
Also, if you hate it, which you won't, you can console yourself with the fact that you are in the south of France
Best of luck to you

Also, if you hate it, which you won't, you can console yourself with the fact that you are in the south of France

I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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I'm still waiting on "No premium user. Please psychically determine what to type in the box below..."
I confess that I've got a ... vaguely naughty idea for a text adventure, where you play as this catgirl who's a "pet" of this dark emperor type guy; she can magically transform her right and into e.g. a hairbrush, or a wash cloth for taking a bath, and it can absorb the "essences" of certain things in order to be able to transform stuff. Well ... not entirely naughty, but you get the idea.
I confess that I've been futzing around with Inform 7 all morning. ``
I confess that I've got a ... vaguely naughty idea for a text adventure, where you play as this catgirl who's a "pet" of this dark emperor type guy; she can magically transform her right and into e.g. a hairbrush, or a wash cloth for taking a bath, and it can absorb the "essences" of certain things in order to be able to transform stuff. Well ... not entirely naughty, but you get the idea.
I confess that I've been futzing around with Inform 7 all morning. ``
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I confess I'm appearently three months shy of being homeless. The landlord we've been renting from is appearently done with rental properties, and it planning on putting the house up on the open market for sale.... which means that, when the lease runs out, we're gone, and was thoughtful enough to drop by this evening and spring this on us.
Not that I was planning to stay here forever, but, hell, I HATE being forced to do anything, especially as hateful, swear-inducing, and physically exhausting as moving.
Not that I was planning to stay here forever, but, hell, I HATE being forced to do anything, especially as hateful, swear-inducing, and physically exhausting as moving.

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I confess that I got an A on my last college course and that my GPA is now a 2.98... so damnit, if anyone asks from now on I graduated with 3.0. Close enough. 

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Sweet! thats great man. Into the great wide open now.
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Really, I was there back in '93, the people were so nice to me (us american sailors that is). Plus the beaches are topless ( I think) so thats a plus! Hmmm...maybe not for you unless you like to swing them free!Lulujayne wrote:Maggie, you'll love it, and even if it's a bit hard you'll still have an awesome experience at the end of it all.
Best of luck to you
Also, if you hate it, which you won't, you can console yourself with the fact that you are in the south of France

As long as you have a safe place to stay, 3 meals a day you'll be fine. it only lasts for two weeks.
I have confidence in you.
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hahaha trust me, i've spent my fair share of time topless on the beaches of southern France! Spain too, although Sicily was strangely not topless...
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Maybe you'll have to dress in a french maid outfit and forced to do dirty things for tips! woohoo!
I confess I'm starting to get a little excited.
I confess I'm starting to get a little excited.

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As always, pictures or it never happened.MistressMaggie wrote:hahaha trust me, i've spent my fair share of time topless on the beaches of southern France! Spain too

Re: I confess
I just watched Outlaw Star episode 23 (loleris), The Hot Springs Planet Tenrei, which has to be the dumbest half an hour of television ever, combining repetetive slapstick humour and gratitious nudity.
AND I FUCKING LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
It was so bad it was good again. At one point they just threw up their hands and said "fuck subtlety, have some cat-girl nipples!". Man, I needed that, with some of the heavier episodes before that. Ep 20, particulary, Cats, Girls and Spaceships, which, had it been written a bit better and had the right actors, would have been the most touching episode of the series, if not one of the most touching episodes in the history of animu. A breather fanservice episode also implies that the things are gonna take a sharp turn towards dark and edgy in the near future, so I'll stop for today, don't want to go to sleep with drama in my head. I very much prefer cat-girl nipples.
AND I FUCKING LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
It was so bad it was good again. At one point they just threw up their hands and said "fuck subtlety, have some cat-girl nipples!". Man, I needed that, with some of the heavier episodes before that. Ep 20, particulary, Cats, Girls and Spaceships, which, had it been written a bit better and had the right actors, would have been the most touching episode of the series, if not one of the most touching episodes in the history of animu. A breather fanservice episode also implies that the things are gonna take a sharp turn towards dark and edgy in the near future, so I'll stop for today, don't want to go to sleep with drama in my head. I very much prefer cat-girl nipples.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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Remember, creative people: given the choice between dwamaaaaaa~ and catgirl-nipples or batman jokes, go for the catgirl-nipples or batman jokes. The latter is automatically better (BOCTAOE, although badly-done catgirl-nipples and batman jokes are better than badly-done drama, all things being equal).
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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Re: I confess
Well, this would be more or less the end for our RPG campaign. At least the original one. The DM is moving to Helsinki, after a year of turmoil, including a divorce around the bend of the year. The campaign was riddled with pauses, as we'd go on hiatus for weeks at a time, but damn it if it wasn't fun.
I confess I feel a bit sad, since though I only knew the guy for a year, I'm sad that he's moving away.
Also, I DM'd this session, and I admit, I was a bit bad, with some railroading, and rather blunt description, and being a bit too clever for my own good at times. Also, we only had two players, and some events became a bit anti-climactic when they had an army of redshirts (the younger player called them redcoats, in a moment of malapropism), including fighting a giant squid, ship to ship combat and storming a Erfeet tower.
And, goddammit, I still haven't leveled up my character, and other ones that have been introduced later are allready at level 4.
I confess I feel a bit sad, since though I only knew the guy for a year, I'm sad that he's moving away.
Also, I DM'd this session, and I admit, I was a bit bad, with some railroading, and rather blunt description, and being a bit too clever for my own good at times. Also, we only had two players, and some events became a bit anti-climactic when they had an army of redshirts (the younger player called them redcoats, in a moment of malapropism), including fighting a giant squid, ship to ship combat and storming a Erfeet tower.
And, goddammit, I still haven't leveled up my character, and other ones that have been introduced later are allready at level 4.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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I confess that I've been sleeping REALLY badly this weekend. Part of it is owing to the fact that due to circumstances beyond my control, I won't even know if it's possible to get my loan approved until the middle of the week, and summer classes begin Monday, and I won't know if the financial aid office will accept "they went out of their way not to tell me I needed to 'verify' my new address and I didn't know until two weeks after I applied, and they apparently ignored my first letter" as a valid excuse, or indeed anything. x.x
I also confess that I'm doing an RP on a MUSH where I play Lilith from Darkstalkers, who has been impregnated by a tentacle monster (or, well, it laid eggs in her). She's also kept in bondage, and I confess that I can't stop imagining her as having no arms or legs :O
I also confess that I'm doing an RP on a MUSH where I play Lilith from Darkstalkers, who has been impregnated by a tentacle monster (or, well, it laid eggs in her). She's also kept in bondage, and I confess that I can't stop imagining her as having no arms or legs :O
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I confessKittyboymuffin wrote:I confess that I've been sleeping REALLY badly this weekend. Part of it is owing to the fact that due to circumstances beyond my control
what I saw wrote:I confess that I've been sleeping REALLY badly this weekend. Part of it is owing to the fact that due to circumcision beyond my control
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I confess that the fact that the late fee will be only $10 is almost a bizzare sort of letdown. ``
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!
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I confess that I am extremely nervous about my surgery consult for my hernia today. I have had several people tell me it;s routine etc. but I am still nervous.
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If she's not got an octopus in her cunt, she's not really Japanese.
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