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Was directed by the guy who directed Hellboy? Is that what you were going to say?

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Jagoff.

Is very good, but incredibly depressing. I think I prefer The Devil's Backbone, also directed by the guy who did Hellboy.
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Saw Juno on saturday. Real surprised at the hype it's getting considering how much I liked it. Great voice. Ellen Page and Michael Cera are adorable. Fine motion picture.
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Maybe people are starting to wise up and become as smart as we are.
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We'll see. There is a backlash.

Also, if you haven't seen Waking Life you probably should have by now.
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Joanna will pay.
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If you're gonna let yourself get wrapped around the fingers of pretty girls, you gotta expect to lose a dvd or two.

Spider-Man 3 was a letdown (lol), though I sure do like looking at Kirsten Dunst, regardless of the implausible strength of her nylons.
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Whatever.

Spider Man 3 has it's moments, but it was a huge letdown after the second one. Too much happening. I like Topher Grace, but not in the same movie as Tobey Maguire. They're too similar.
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I still say they should have had Topher play Ben Reilly precisely because of that.
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I think Topher and Tobey were sufficiently differentiated (perhaps a little too much, to say the untapped similarities between the two were perhaps a missed opportunity) , but Brock/Venom were just sorta shoehorned in, kinda like everything else in the movie. Bruce Campbell was good, though.
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Emo Macguire was the best part.
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Topher Grace should have been Peter Parker all along.

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Totally.
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Which would have led to the greatest scene in all three movies . . . Flash Thompson putting his foot in Parker's ass.
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It'd be a better world if more people saw Juno than Spider-Man 3. Hell, I'd be satisfied if the number of people who saw Juno plus the number of people who saw Waking Life approached the number who saw Spider-Man 3.
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It would be, but it's not. Remember what I said about escapism and what exactly people are escaping from?

To be completely fair though, Spider Man 2 was really good.
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It all comes back to everyone needing to be as cool as us. The world continues to disappoint.

And yes, part two was very good. But dammit, what the hell about a cute sixteen year old girl with a sharp wit and an affinity for The Stooges getting knocked up by George-Michael Bluth sounds unappealing? Guh.
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Col wrote:Topher Grace should have been Peter Parker all along.
I would have always thought of That 70s Show and expected Danny Masterson and Wilmer Valderrama to make an appearance.

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Completely random comment, Bill O'Reilly loves the movie, "Juno."
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yeahduff wrote:Saw Juno on saturday. Real surprised at the hype it's getting considering how much I liked it. Great voice. Ellen Page and Michael Cera are adorable. Fine motion picture.
No shit, man. I saw an advanced preview (about two or three weeks before it opened) and I really loved it, so I assumed it wouldn't go very far. In fact, my husband said he wouldn't be surprised if it became hugely popular, and I scoffed. Just goes to show that I have no idea how these things work.

P.S. Emo Parker made me want to throw shit at the screen.
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