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Forum game: Answers and Questions

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A: Two sea-shells and a piece of plutonium.

How it works: Someone (The thread starter) posts an answer. Then, someone else posts a question for that answer and an answer of their own. Like so:

Q: What did the Professor use to power the coconut tv?

A: Carve his face in the moon, of course!
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Q: What did Chairface Chippendale attempt to do that was thwarted by the Tick?

A: The Hundred Year War
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Q: Two royal houses, one native land?

A: All that way, all those elephants and never went in the city?
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Q. What could Hannibal have been fired for?

A. Alnitak, Alnilam, Mintaka.
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Q: What holds a constellation's pants up?

A: France.
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Q: What do you get if you cross ants with fresh lemons?

A: Joel
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springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
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Q: Where can I find a conniving, manipulative jerk?

(They don't have to be factual, just to note. Really wierd works too)

A: So that's what the trombone is for!
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Q: What did the A Capella group learn after being assaulted by a jazz band?

A: A bigger hammer may help.

(I seem to have a thing for blunt weaponry tonight)
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Q: Is there a faster way to for me to fall asleep?


A: The maracas just don't do it anymore.
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Q. Why did Desi Arnaz take up the theremin?

A. Americans don't know the word "revoked".
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Q: How do you explain the enormous hassle with the IRS every April 15?

A: A Pirate I Was Meant To Be!
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

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Q: Halloween was over a week ago. Why are you still wearing that costume?

A: Spell check said it was ok...
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Q: 'Eye khan haze chess-booger'?

A: Yeah, but I'll need a penguin.
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Q:You don't want to move to Alaska, could you BE more anti-arctic?




A: It's the best use for a squirrel made of licourice.
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Q: How can I teach my kids at an early age that eating rodents is good for them?

A: You really can find anything on the internet.
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Q. Wait, so that's Munch's original The Scream?

A. No, and I really wish you'd stop.
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Q. So, killed any threads lately?
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Post by Narf the Mouse »

And, because I should have...

Q: Ever blown up a planet?

A: Thanks for the plasma cannon!
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Q: What did Frodo say to George Lucas when he discovered he was going to be directing the next LOTR?

A: Well, that's what happens when people get jealous of inside jokes.
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Q: Why has Indiana Jones moved to Los Angeles?

A: No, I haven't heard the joke that ends 'The food here is terrible, and in such small portions!'
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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