Webcomics Purity Test
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<LI>I post frequently on my favorite comics message boards. <LI>I have read anything by Scott McCloud.
<LI>It takes half an hour to read all the webcomics on my list. Y/N
<LI> . . . an hour
<LI>. . . over an hour
<LI>I've stopped thinking "{character} looks like {friend}" and started thinking "{friend} looks like {character}" Y/N
<LI>My own website is a fanpage to my favorite webcomic or webcomics in general. Y/N<P></UL>
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<LI>I post frequently on my favorite comics message boards. <LI>I have read anything by Scott McCloud.
<LI>It takes half an hour to read all the webcomics on my list. Y/N
<LI> . . . an hour
<LI>. . . over an hour
<LI>I've stopped thinking "{character} looks like {friend}" and started thinking "{friend} looks like {character}" Y/N
<LI>My own website is a fanpage to my favorite webcomic or webcomics in general. Y/N<P></UL>
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* I worry about my attraction to the characters on Sabrina Online / Adam and Andy<br>
* I don't worry.<br>
* I check comics first, email second<br>
* I WRITE a comic<br>
(Some might be deducted from the fanart thing if this is true)<br>
* I have tried to make a spinoff strip<br>
* I have suceeded.<br>
* I frequently hear the words "Who's Eric Schwartz / Pete Abrams?"<br>
* I own a shrine to either of these people<br>
* I pray to Eric Schwartz for "The wisdom to write, the skill to draw, and the steady hand to ink."<br>
* I have naugty pictures of ZigZag!<br>
* If you could sleep with anyone, real or imaginary, would this person be a star in an online comic strip?<br>
* A creator of a webcomic?<br>
* His or her spouse?
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* I don't worry.<br>
* I check comics first, email second<br>
* I WRITE a comic<br>
(Some might be deducted from the fanart thing if this is true)<br>
* I have tried to make a spinoff strip<br>
* I have suceeded.<br>
* I frequently hear the words "Who's Eric Schwartz / Pete Abrams?"<br>
* I own a shrine to either of these people<br>
* I pray to Eric Schwartz for "The wisdom to write, the skill to draw, and the steady hand to ink."<br>
* I have naugty pictures of ZigZag!<br>
* If you could sleep with anyone, real or imaginary, would this person be a star in an online comic strip?<br>
* A creator of a webcomic?<br>
* His or her spouse?
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You read the archives of a newly discovered comic at least once a week.<P>At least once a day.<P>You sometimes save comic images to see what format they're in and how large they are.<P>You wonder whether or not most of the webcomic audience really would be able to view PNG files okay.<P>You refer to chip clips as "wang clips".<P>
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<LI>You wish <B>your</B> college was plagued by interdimensional travelers, monsters, etc.
<LI>You start to think that maybe it <I>is</I>.
<LI>You've forgotten the negative connotation of the yiddish word "schlock."
<LI>You've used the words "keen" or "nifty" in conversation with mundanes and been surprised at the eyebrows you got.
<LI>You've used the term "hardcore frolicking" in casual conversation
<LI>You think cthushi might be tasty
<LI>You long for a glamorous job in tech support, as a programmer, or in the military.
<LI>You start to think that maybe it <I>is</I>.
<LI>You've forgotten the negative connotation of the yiddish word "schlock."
<LI>You've used the words "keen" or "nifty" in conversation with mundanes and been surprised at the eyebrows you got.
<LI>You've used the term "hardcore frolicking" in casual conversation
<LI>You think cthushi might be tasty
<LI>You long for a glamorous job in tech support, as a programmer, or in the military.
I propose (it was Falen's idea) that we join the geeks and the gamers and make our own version of the purity test. Please post questions here. When we get a reasonable number, I'll make up a page with the whole thing nicely formatted etc etc.<P>Let's see, format of the questions is usually something like: <P>
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I have created fan art in a non-comic form such as a game mod or icon? Y/N
I have doodled other's characters in my spare time. Y/N
I often shorten other comic's names for my own benefit. Y/N
I have gotten my friends deliberately hooked on webcomics. Y/N
I visit #webcomics on Nightstar Y/N
I still visit #webcomics on DALNet. Y/N
I was annoyed by Kurtz's commentary on on-line cartoonists. Y/N
I think that most print comics are rubbish. Y/N
I lost my password. Y/N<P>Just thoughts.<P>------------------
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I have doodled other's characters in my spare time. Y/N
I often shorten other comic's names for my own benefit. Y/N
I have gotten my friends deliberately hooked on webcomics. Y/N
I visit #webcomics on Nightstar Y/N
I still visit #webcomics on DALNet. Y/N
I was annoyed by Kurtz's commentary on on-line cartoonists. Y/N
I think that most print comics are rubbish. Y/N
I lost my password. Y/N<P>Just thoughts.<P>------------------
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* You print up your favorite strips and hang them around your home.<P>* You print up your favorite strips and hang them in your office<P>* You use your favorite stips as wallpaper<P>* Email strips you like to your friends<P>* I am Pete Abrams
* I am Maritza Campos
* I am Chris Crosby
* I am Scott Maddox
* I am a webcomic artist
* I am a webcomic character
* I am a webcomic reader
* I am a lost websurfer looking for cyber porn, do you have any?
* I am a print comic artist <P>
* I feel PSL all the time
* o.k. sometimes I feel PSL
* Once I felt PSL while I was drunk
* what is PSL?
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* I am Maritza Campos
* I am Chris Crosby
* I am Scott Maddox
* I am a webcomic artist
* I am a webcomic character
* I am a webcomic reader
* I am a lost websurfer looking for cyber porn, do you have any?
* I am a print comic artist <P>
* I feel PSL all the time
* o.k. sometimes I feel PSL
* Once I felt PSL while I was drunk
* what is PSL?
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I am currently tearing my hair out in frustration as I finished reading the Sluggy archives a couple of weeks ago and I find it hard existing in a world where I can't read a hundred issues a night...
so I'm caching them now - wait a week or so...<P>Also been away for a week without internet, so have lots to catch up on - PDI/FCOE week, THL week, Exploitation Now week(s), Silly Cone V week...<P>Not bought any merchandise - however considering a Sluggy Kiki shirt.
Would love to see PDI tracker shirt come into fruition...<P>Call comic artists by first name? Yes.
Does everyone I live with know of said comic artists by name? Yes.<P>Going to save every comic onto my harddrive if horrendous things happen to poor creators and comics dissapear...? Yes.
*ooh! an excuse to start of Sluggy again! Yay!*<P>don't know any cool emoticons. Would love to know some - like that widdle octopus with bunny ears... cute! Still abuse HTML code though - thanks to help from PDI!<P>Don't have my own webcomic - too lazy. Spend too much time drawing wierd stuff for / not for Illustration course...<P>
so I'm caching them now - wait a week or so...<P>Also been away for a week without internet, so have lots to catch up on - PDI/FCOE week, THL week, Exploitation Now week(s), Silly Cone V week...<P>Not bought any merchandise - however considering a Sluggy Kiki shirt.
Would love to see PDI tracker shirt come into fruition...<P>Call comic artists by first name? Yes.
Does everyone I live with know of said comic artists by name? Yes.<P>Going to save every comic onto my harddrive if horrendous things happen to poor creators and comics dissapear...? Yes.
*ooh! an excuse to start of Sluggy again! Yay!*<P>don't know any cool emoticons. Would love to know some - like that widdle octopus with bunny ears... cute! Still abuse HTML code though - thanks to help from PDI!<P>Don't have my own webcomic - too lazy. Spend too much time drawing wierd stuff for / not for Illustration course...<P>
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Hey! This sounds intresting. Let me edit it down...<P>Ugh, it'll be too long to post here. Looks like we'll have to put it up on Gear.<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by STrRedWolf:
<B>Hey! This sounds intresting. Let me edit it down...<P>Ugh, it'll be too long to post here. Looks like we'll have to put it up on Gear.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I had designs on this, but I don't see why it couldn't be on the GEAR, complere with radio boxes and self-calculating percentages. I'd like to take the perogative of editing, though. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>
<B>Hey! This sounds intresting. Let me edit it down...<P>Ugh, it'll be too long to post here. Looks like we'll have to put it up on Gear.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I had designs on this, but I don't see why it couldn't be on the GEAR, complere with radio boxes and self-calculating percentages. I'd like to take the perogative of editing, though. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PDI:
<B> I had designs on this, but I don't see why it couldn't be on the GEAR, complere with radio boxes and self-calculating percentages. I'd like to take the perogative of editing, though. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>*ever dressed up as a webcomic character
*ever slept with a web cartoonist
*ever contemplated doing something specificaly to alter your test score<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hmmm, took an hour to debug the script.<P>We already gotten the slept with cartoonist one, but I've expanded the list with my entries, and did a bit of grouping and ordering. Should be intresting to work up.
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<B> I had designs on this, but I don't see why it couldn't be on the GEAR, complere with radio boxes and self-calculating percentages. I'd like to take the perogative of editing, though. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>*ever dressed up as a webcomic character
*ever slept with a web cartoonist
*ever contemplated doing something specificaly to alter your test score<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Hmmm, took an hour to debug the script.<P>We already gotten the slept with cartoonist one, but I've expanded the list with my entries, and did a bit of grouping and ordering. Should be intresting to work up.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by allan_ecker:
<B>So, where's the page, Stalag?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I'm working though the datafile. I'll have to get it uploaded, set up, and let Gav or Nate know about it and get their aproval.<P>In short, not yet.<P>In the meanwhile... some of my additions.<P>Instead of Bush or Gore, I voted for Kiki.
You own a Sluggy Shirt.
It's a Quatrix/Oasis/etc... shirt.
It's signed by Pete!
I've drawn naughty pictures of ZigZag.
And they're on the web for all to see!
You have a comic on KeenSpace
And you were 'Spotted.
You didn't cash in your first check from them.<P>
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<B>So, where's the page, Stalag?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>I'm working though the datafile. I'll have to get it uploaded, set up, and let Gav or Nate know about it and get their aproval.<P>In short, not yet.<P>In the meanwhile... some of my additions.<P>Instead of Bush or Gore, I voted for Kiki.
You own a Sluggy Shirt.
It's a Quatrix/Oasis/etc... shirt.
It's signed by Pete!
I've drawn naughty pictures of ZigZag.
And they're on the web for all to see!
You have a comic on KeenSpace
And you were 'Spotted.
You didn't cash in your first check from them.<P>
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<UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>You *do* save webcomics, and burn them on a CD for posterity.
<LI>You're on your second CD
<LI>You're on your third CD
<LI>You've got four (or more) CDs
<LI>You have a separate CD for Kweer Komics
<LI>You considered PDI a kweer komic *long* before Tracker and Wilt shacked up [Yay!]
<LI>You started an award for cute comic characters
<LI>You shamelessly self-promote that award
<LI>You consider a day that includes a comic character in his (her if you must) underwear a red-letter day
<LI>You worry about your comic strip perversions
<LI>You *don't* worry about your comic strip perversions
<LI>You think there should be more hard core sex in the comics you read
<LI>It takes you more than two hours to read the day's strips
<LI>You read an average of over 100 strips daily
<LI>You read an average of over 200 strips daily
<LI>You spend more than 2 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum (while reading other comics, of course)
<LI>You spend more than 4 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You spend more than 6 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You spend more than 8 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You develop a crush on an artist because you like their strip so much
<LI>You have a crush on *all* the artists whose strips you read</UL>
<LI>You're on your second CD
<LI>You're on your third CD
<LI>You've got four (or more) CDs
<LI>You have a separate CD for Kweer Komics
<LI>You considered PDI a kweer komic *long* before Tracker and Wilt shacked up [Yay!]
<LI>You started an award for cute comic characters
<LI>You shamelessly self-promote that award
<LI>You consider a day that includes a comic character in his (her if you must) underwear a red-letter day
<LI>You worry about your comic strip perversions
<LI>You *don't* worry about your comic strip perversions
<LI>You think there should be more hard core sex in the comics you read
<LI>It takes you more than two hours to read the day's strips
<LI>You read an average of over 100 strips daily
<LI>You read an average of over 200 strips daily
<LI>You spend more than 2 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum (while reading other comics, of course)
<LI>You spend more than 4 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You spend more than 6 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You spend more than 8 hours responding to the threads in a single KeenSpot/Space forum
<LI>You develop a crush on an artist because you like their strip so much
<LI>You have a crush on *all* the artists whose strips you read</UL>