I like my men like I like my motivational posters...

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:36 pm

Firm, yet yielding in the mouth.

I like my men like I like my music...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:18 pm

BriHahn wrote:Firm, yet yielding in the mouth.

I like my men like I like my music...

Eclectic, not always to everyones taste, but always brings a smile to your face

I like my women like I like my cable modem

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:28 pm

...fast and cheap.

I like my alien hominids like I like Sam+Max...

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:24 pm

Absolutely glorious, funny, with great chemistry and a pleasure to play with!

I like my women like I like my moisturizer...

Trekkiekt · Post by **Trekkiekt** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:41 am

They're a liquid all over my face.

I like me men like I like my cane....

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:23 am

Trekkiekt wrote:They're a liquid all over my face.

I like me men like I like my cane....

long and hard

I like my women like I like my neon RIP light sculpture

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:46 am

Ready to light up at the mere flick of a "switch".

I like my men like I like my religious establishments...

(Gah, the banners are infecting my brain! Still, that should be a good challenge for someone.

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Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:20 am

Demanding I writhe around naked, covered in sheep's blood, for the ultimate glory of Cthulhu.

I like my women like I like my opium dens...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:57 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:Demanding I writhe around naked, covered in sheep's blood, for the ultimate glory of Cthulhu.

I like my women like I like my opium dens...

dark, dingy and sickly stinking

I like my women like I like my crack houses

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:32 am

The smell alone will make you high.

I like my women like I like my BDSM gear.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:35 am

Intimidating.

I like my women as I like my emoticons...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:55 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Intimidating.

I like my women as I like my emoticons...

round and yellow?

I like my women like I like playing in the rain

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:03 pm

...warm and wet.

I like my women like I like Dave Barry...

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 3:51 am

aeridus wrote:...warm and wet.

I like my women like I like Dave Barry...

playing in a band with Stephen King

I like my women like I like Paul Newman