Man and a candle... maybe nsfw

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:50 pm

I just wanted to make a jam that wasn't really a jam. The subject: Draw a man and a candle. It can be however you like, doing whatever, in whatever scenario. Just two qualifications- there has to be a man and there has to be a candle. Whatever people draw will most likely give a lot of insight into who they really are. ;*

I'll go first!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:15 pm

To keep with the nsfw line, can it be woman and the candle?

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:59 pm

mcDuffies wrote:To keep with the nsfw line, can it be woman and the candle?

What is this, Debbie Does Dallas?

Well... have a man in there somewhere. Maybe a lego man or somethin.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:24 pm

That kinda looks like...Spriteville...

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:31 pm

So you've seen the man naked, have you?

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:34 pm

To be fair, I'm pretty sure that's not something you could hide with pants.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:41 pm

The Mortician wrote:So you've seen the man naked, have you?

I knew that was coming... No!

There are still a few CG men that I haven't seen naked.

Laundromatcomics · Post by **Laundromatcomics** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:44 pm

Finally! I always wanted to be in a minority.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:03 am

I like how since Neko said the other jam just wasn't inspiring enough, new jams are popping up every other day.

*edit*

Candle and a man? How about a MAN-CANDLE!?!?

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:33 am

looks very boyish, we're gonna need to see some I.D.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu May 24, 2007 12:50 am

ryclaude wrote:looks very boyish, we're gonna need to see some I.D.

Looks legit enough........

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:42 am

that all seems in order, alright, in you go.

The Mortician · Post by **The Mortician** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:49 am

Mmm a Waxy Organ Donor, eh?

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu May 24, 2007 6:04 am

The Mortician wrote:Mmm a Waxy Organ Donor, eh?

Where do you think those wax statues get theirs from?

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:07 am

It kinda looks like a stick of dynamite. I'll wait for about... fifteen seconds. If he doesn't explode, you get a cyber-cookie. If he does... then you fail so hardcore it'll hurt.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:31 am

Fuses fizzle, not burn. The burning is caused by the release of flamable stuff from the melting candle. Hence, HE ARE CANDLE! (How about you wait, um, 10 seconds?)

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:14 pm

and then the candle wrote:BOOOOOM!

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:25 pm

This is the stupidest jam ever.

Sketchywallflowr · Post by **Sketchywallflowr** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:54 pm

Jackhass wrote:This is the stupidest jam ever.

Firstly, this isn't a jam. I was bored and wanted to pose a drawing query to everyone, and that's the first thing I thought of. Secondly, nobody fucking asked you!
I'm so sick of people commenting in a thread or going in a chat room or reading someone's comic or whatever just crap all over it. What purpose could that possibly solve except to make the person being negative look like a dick?

I'm sorry. I just hate rude people who are obnoxious for no reason.
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Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:47 pm

Sketchywallflowr wrote:
Jackhass wrote:This is the stupidest jam ever.
Firstly, this isn't a jam. I was bored and wanted to pose a drawing query to everyone, and that's the first thing I thought of. Secondly, nobody fucking asked you!
I'm so sick of people commenting in a thread or going in a chat room or reading someone's comic or whatever just crap all over it. What purpose could that possibly solve except to make the person being negative look like a dick?

I'm sorry. I just hate rude people who are obnoxious for no reason.
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when you post something in public domain, your going to get negative responses. its just a fact of life.