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Round 1 - Series 3: Col (0/2) vs. AOD (noir) (2/0)
This would be quite a bloody match, were either of the two opponents to actually possess blood. In fact, Col, the magical ghost, and Noir, the mental adept and living embodiment of the comic frame, are both weak to each other's attacks. This is not an elimination round. Noir is guaranteed to go on, however Col is attempting to make Noir go on without an extra stat point.
1 - Col turns on the scary, becoming giant, looming, tattered, and horrifying! Noir shatters into pieces! (4 damage). Noir launches all it's pieces through Col, rending him into many small tatters of cloth! (6 damage).
2 - Noir's bits continue to grind Col apart, breaking him down into the smallest ghostly component possible, the ghoston. (8 damage). Col's ghostons evaporate.
3 - Col reforms over Noir and exhales spirit energy, which infuses into Noir, causing it to reform and to feed pain! (4 damage). Noir links itself into a long skewer, and jumps up, and through Col! (9 damage)!
4 - Col, skewered, spins his way down Noir, coating it in acidic ectoplasm! (5 damage)
5 - Noir splits it's bottom-most piece in two, Ripping Col in half! (6 damage)! Col's two halves each turn into a Col ghost and coat their respective noir pieces with acidic ectoplasm, then reform into one Col, squeeeeezing the ectoplasm into Noir! (5 damage)
6 - Noir leaps out of Col, breaks into four pieces in mid-air, and skewers Col, nailing him to the ground in four spots! (7 damage)
7 - Noir's four pieces spin around each other, ripping Col apart! (8 damage). Col does not reform.
Winner: Noir! Noir glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and will be with us for round two.
Loser: Col. A half dozen old ogresses rush out, collect Col's parts, and knit him into a very nice blanket! Col shakes the other blanket bits loose and is reformed! Col is out of the competition, but is given a coupon for free soda by a smileing vendor who doesn't think Col can drink soda.
This would be quite a bloody match, were either of the two opponents to actually possess blood. In fact, Col, the magical ghost, and Noir, the mental adept and living embodiment of the comic frame, are both weak to each other's attacks. This is not an elimination round. Noir is guaranteed to go on, however Col is attempting to make Noir go on without an extra stat point.
1 - Col turns on the scary, becoming giant, looming, tattered, and horrifying! Noir shatters into pieces! (4 damage). Noir launches all it's pieces through Col, rending him into many small tatters of cloth! (6 damage).
2 - Noir's bits continue to grind Col apart, breaking him down into the smallest ghostly component possible, the ghoston. (8 damage). Col's ghostons evaporate.
3 - Col reforms over Noir and exhales spirit energy, which infuses into Noir, causing it to reform and to feed pain! (4 damage). Noir links itself into a long skewer, and jumps up, and through Col! (9 damage)!
4 - Col, skewered, spins his way down Noir, coating it in acidic ectoplasm! (5 damage)
5 - Noir splits it's bottom-most piece in two, Ripping Col in half! (6 damage)! Col's two halves each turn into a Col ghost and coat their respective noir pieces with acidic ectoplasm, then reform into one Col, squeeeeezing the ectoplasm into Noir! (5 damage)
6 - Noir leaps out of Col, breaks into four pieces in mid-air, and skewers Col, nailing him to the ground in four spots! (7 damage)
7 - Noir's four pieces spin around each other, ripping Col apart! (8 damage). Col does not reform.
Winner: Noir! Noir glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and will be with us for round two.
Loser: Col. A half dozen old ogresses rush out, collect Col's parts, and knit him into a very nice blanket! Col shakes the other blanket bits loose and is reformed! Col is out of the competition, but is given a coupon for free soda by a smileing vendor who doesn't think Col can drink soda.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
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Round 1 - Series 3: Czar (0/2) vs. The Mortician (2/0)
This is a battle we've all been waiting to see! Czar, although having not won any of his battles thus far, is by far the best shot in the event. A technical master, he uses pretty much whatever crud he finds available. The Mortician, aka The Granite Wall, is the slowest moving, but toughest opponent we have. However, he is weak against technicals. This is not an elimination round - Czar is working to cost The Mortician an extra point before The Mortician enters round 2.
1 - Czar grabs a rock and throws it at The Mortician, beaning him right in the head! (10 damage). The Mortician swings his shovel, and manages to clip Czar for (2 damage).
2 - Czar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a banana! He eats the banana, throws the peel ala Three Stooges, and goads The Mortician into slipping! The Mortician falls on his back with a thunderus *BOOM* for (10 damage)!
3 - Czar leaps on The Mortician, grabs a Ronco Pocket Blender out of his pocket, and shoves it into The Mortician's face! The blender blends away happily, causing The Mortician (11 damage)!
4 - As the Mortician struggles to rise, Czar throws the pocket blender at him, hitting him in the shin and gashing him badly for (10 damage).
5 - The Mortician angrily takes a swipe at Czar with his shovel, but misses entirely, clearing the way for Czar to hurtle a spoon at him! The spoon hits Mort right in the eye! (12 damage)!
6 - The Mortician drops his shovel to grab at the spoon, and Czar grabs the shovel and THWACKS Mort in the other shin with it! (10 damage)! The Mortician falls to his knees!
7 - Czar pulls a set of chopsticks from his sleeves and jams them into The Mortician's ears! (9 damage)!
8 - Czar pulls a couple frying pans from behind his back. While the audience cheers him on, he smashes them into each chopstick, driving them into The Mortician's brain! (11 damage). The mortician falls over, dead.
Winner: Czar! Czar glows, is healed, and is given coupons for both free soda and nachos for the rest of the competition!
Loser: The Mortician. An Ogre mortician, certified in the craft, prepares Mortician's corpse for cremation. Ten Ogres with flamethrows stomp out onto the field and cremate The Mortician. Then an Ogre carrying a birdcage full of fairies walks out, pulls a fairy from the cage, crushes it, and dribbles it's ichor all over The Mortician's ashes. The ashes reconstitute, and The mortician sits up and leaves the field. You will see him again in Round Two, folks.
This is a battle we've all been waiting to see! Czar, although having not won any of his battles thus far, is by far the best shot in the event. A technical master, he uses pretty much whatever crud he finds available. The Mortician, aka The Granite Wall, is the slowest moving, but toughest opponent we have. However, he is weak against technicals. This is not an elimination round - Czar is working to cost The Mortician an extra point before The Mortician enters round 2.
1 - Czar grabs a rock and throws it at The Mortician, beaning him right in the head! (10 damage). The Mortician swings his shovel, and manages to clip Czar for (2 damage).
2 - Czar reaches into his pocket and pulls out a banana! He eats the banana, throws the peel ala Three Stooges, and goads The Mortician into slipping! The Mortician falls on his back with a thunderus *BOOM* for (10 damage)!
3 - Czar leaps on The Mortician, grabs a Ronco Pocket Blender out of his pocket, and shoves it into The Mortician's face! The blender blends away happily, causing The Mortician (11 damage)!
4 - As the Mortician struggles to rise, Czar throws the pocket blender at him, hitting him in the shin and gashing him badly for (10 damage).
5 - The Mortician angrily takes a swipe at Czar with his shovel, but misses entirely, clearing the way for Czar to hurtle a spoon at him! The spoon hits Mort right in the eye! (12 damage)!
6 - The Mortician drops his shovel to grab at the spoon, and Czar grabs the shovel and THWACKS Mort in the other shin with it! (10 damage)! The Mortician falls to his knees!
7 - Czar pulls a set of chopsticks from his sleeves and jams them into The Mortician's ears! (9 damage)!
8 - Czar pulls a couple frying pans from behind his back. While the audience cheers him on, he smashes them into each chopstick, driving them into The Mortician's brain! (11 damage). The mortician falls over, dead.
Winner: Czar! Czar glows, is healed, and is given coupons for both free soda and nachos for the rest of the competition!
Loser: The Mortician. An Ogre mortician, certified in the craft, prepares Mortician's corpse for cremation. Ten Ogres with flamethrows stomp out onto the field and cremate The Mortician. Then an Ogre carrying a birdcage full of fairies walks out, pulls a fairy from the cage, crushes it, and dribbles it's ichor all over The Mortician's ashes. The ashes reconstitute, and The mortician sits up and leaves the field. You will see him again in Round Two, folks.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Czar got in one more hit then Remus did it seems, otherwise I would of lost to Remus before.
If Czar wasn't my weakness, this would of been an entirely different story.
At least I won my bet.
If Czar wasn't my weakness, this would of been an entirely different story.
At least I won my bet.
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More this weekend, but due to the holidays and that we're now at the family in law's place, it may be sporadic. Or maybe not. Dunno. But I'm not at my pc, I'm at someone else's, so... who knows?
I did bring the arenabattle excel spreadsheet with me, and installed office on this machine so I could do battles. I may have to battle the two tweeners here for the PC though.
I did bring the arenabattle excel spreadsheet with me, and installed office on this machine so I could do battles. I may have to battle the two tweeners here for the PC though.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Merry Holidays!
No rush, Mr. Kolter. You're on your vacation right now. Don't bother with the combat thing if it takes you away from any family fun or merriment.
Haughty spirit and pride make for a wild roller coaster ride!
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
I mean, as long as you like fairly final endings.
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Well, it's nearly 10pm and they're all asleep... and I have a crack at the PC!
Round 1 - Series 3: Serge (1/1) vs. Chronos (Aiken) (1/1)
In the left corner we have Serge, the technical adept with the twin swords that deal all sorts of strange pain. In the other corner we have Chronos with his twin 9mm's. Both are technically skilled and neither is weak to the other. This is an elimination battle, with the winner going on to round 2.
1 - Serge crosses his two blades and fires an arc of electricity that misses Chronos, but causes a hapless ogre on latrine duty in the audience to convulse in pain! Chronos fires a couple quick rounds off in return, both of which miss.
2 - Serge closes the gap between the two combatants and slashes at Chronos, cutting through his arm! While his arm remains attached, Chronos screams as if it had been severed! (5 damage).
3 - Serge follows up with a second attack at Chronos' midsection, impaling him. Again, no blood, but Chronos screams! (5 damage).
4 - Chronos leaps back and fires several rounds at Serge, forcing him to retreat.
5 - Serge throws one of his two blades at Chronos overhand! It whistles through the air and sticks into his head! (6 damage) Chronos screams again, not bleeding nor dying, just feeling the pain! His responding shots go wild, hitting Linkara in the leg. Linkara almost sighs with resignation, and sits down hard in the stands.
6 - Serge closes the gap, yanking the sword out of Chronos' head! (5 damage). Chronos screams again, but at this range cannot possibly miss and fires repeatedly into Serge for (8 damage). Serge grunts as the bullets dig into his flesh.
7 - Serge tries to slash at Chronos, but is stopped by several additional bullets! (7 damage)
8 - Chronos fires again, but his guns jam! How inopportune! Serge slices into him again, causing so much pain (6 damage) that Chronos collapses unconcious.
Winner: Serge! Serge glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and will be back for Round 2!
Loser: Chronos. A time travelling Ogre with a gun cleaning kit stops by, cleans Chronos' guns, aims them at Chronos, sucks the damage out of him, and then vanishes before he ever appeared! Chronos stands up bemused, wonders if he's going to get to fight, and is surprised to be given his coupon for free soda.
Round 1 - Series 3: Serge (1/1) vs. Chronos (Aiken) (1/1)
In the left corner we have Serge, the technical adept with the twin swords that deal all sorts of strange pain. In the other corner we have Chronos with his twin 9mm's. Both are technically skilled and neither is weak to the other. This is an elimination battle, with the winner going on to round 2.
1 - Serge crosses his two blades and fires an arc of electricity that misses Chronos, but causes a hapless ogre on latrine duty in the audience to convulse in pain! Chronos fires a couple quick rounds off in return, both of which miss.
2 - Serge closes the gap between the two combatants and slashes at Chronos, cutting through his arm! While his arm remains attached, Chronos screams as if it had been severed! (5 damage).
3 - Serge follows up with a second attack at Chronos' midsection, impaling him. Again, no blood, but Chronos screams! (5 damage).
4 - Chronos leaps back and fires several rounds at Serge, forcing him to retreat.
5 - Serge throws one of his two blades at Chronos overhand! It whistles through the air and sticks into his head! (6 damage) Chronos screams again, not bleeding nor dying, just feeling the pain! His responding shots go wild, hitting Linkara in the leg. Linkara almost sighs with resignation, and sits down hard in the stands.
6 - Serge closes the gap, yanking the sword out of Chronos' head! (5 damage). Chronos screams again, but at this range cannot possibly miss and fires repeatedly into Serge for (8 damage). Serge grunts as the bullets dig into his flesh.
7 - Serge tries to slash at Chronos, but is stopped by several additional bullets! (7 damage)
8 - Chronos fires again, but his guns jam! How inopportune! Serge slices into him again, causing so much pain (6 damage) that Chronos collapses unconcious.
Winner: Serge! Serge glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and will be back for Round 2!
Loser: Chronos. A time travelling Ogre with a gun cleaning kit stops by, cleans Chronos' guns, aims them at Chronos, sucks the damage out of him, and then vanishes before he ever appeared! Chronos stands up bemused, wonders if he's going to get to fight, and is surprised to be given his coupon for free soda.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Round 1 - Series 3: Aeridus (2/0) vs. Linkara (0/2)
Aeridus is the magical adept who summons things, particularly tentacles and bunnies, and Linkara is the physical adept who excels at leaping at things and biting and kicking them. Neither is weak to the other. This is not an elimination match - Aeridus is assured to enter Round 2; Linkara is seeking to prevent him from getting an extra stat point.
Linkara, by the way, is healed from his previous encounter with Serge's blades. The Ogres assure us he is just fine. And there he is now, waving to his fans (signs of "Die Bravely!" waved from the audience box)
1 - Aeridus wastes no time in summoning a horde of centipedes to crawl on Linkara and chew him painfully! (7 damage). Linkara runs at Aeridus and throws centipedes, a couple of which land on him and bite Aeridus (2 damage).
2 - Aeridus summons a large brick wall just as Linkara is leaping to hit him. Linkara smacks into the brick wall with a comical and dull *thud* (6 damage).
3 - Aeridus bodyslams the brick wall, which falls on Linkara. (6 damage).
4 - While Aeridus waves to the cheering audience, Linkara slowly pulls himself out of the bricks. He looks decidedly annoyed.
5 - Linkara leaps on Aeridus and bites his left ear! (3 damage). Aeridus screams and rips Linkara off him, tossing him back to the bricks. (7 damage).
6 - While aeridus rubs his gnawed on ear, Linkara grins devilishly and holds up the Charm of Irresistable Sexiness. Aeridus looks down at the spot where it should be residing on his chest, then back up at Linkara distrustfully. Linkara puts it on.
7 - Linkara seductively suggests to Aeridus, that he might just want to summon some nasty, pronged tentacles. Please. Aeridus does so, charmed by Linkara's sexiness. Linkara then suggests that maybe the tentacles might want to, you know, wrap around Aeridus and choke the living crap out of him. They are delighted to oblige! (4 damage)
8 - Aeridus summons a golem to attack Linkara! The golem pounds Linkara into the sand! (7 damage). Linkara groaaaans. And suggests that the golem might also like to hit Aeridus. It's thrilled to obey such a sexy GOD of a creature. It pummels Aeridus for (4 damage).
9 - Linkara brushes himself off and cradles a broken arm. He suggests the tentacles might like to crawl down Aeridus' throat. They happily do! (4 damage).
10 - Linkara tells the Golem that Aeridus was really mean to him earlier, and that he'd be delighted if it'd please grab Aeridus by the crotch and squeeze really hard. Angered that Aeridus would do such a terrible thing to Linkara, it grabs Aeridus and crushes his testicles! (2 damage)
11 - Aeridus manages to unsummon the tentacles and the golem. he collapses on the sands gagging and sobbing. Linkara was about to suggest something godawful for the tentacles to do next, but seems at a loss for the moment.
12 - Aeridus capitalizes on that loss to summon a Smothering Goo! It lands on Linkara and begins to dissolve his flesh! (6 damage).
13 - Linkara manages to make it known that the goo really needs to handle this whole Aeridus situation, and it spits at Aeridus, hitting for (2 damage).
14 - Freed from the goo, Linkara calls out to Aeridus, suggesting that maybe Aeridus would just be so kind to summon a really large demon to beat his ass into the ground, so that Linkara wouldn't have to. Aeridus tries to fight the request. In the meantime, the goo attacks Aeridus again for (3 damage).
15 - Aeridus cannot fight the request any longer. He summons a Pit Fiend. The Pit Fiend appears, landing on Linkara and crushing him for (6 damage). The pit fiend seems to be confused, and steps back, showing a very flattened Linkara.
Winner: Aeridus! Aeridus Glows, gains a stat point, heals, and pauses to pick up the Charm of Irresistable Sexiness, which he stares at in disbelief before pocketing.
Loser: Linkara. Linkara breaks into a dozen little linkari, each of which is picked up by an Ogre Trash Collector, with a spear tipped stick. Once all twelve are collected, the Ogre slips them all off the stick, and they fall to the ground, reforming Linkara, who woozily heads off the field, to be given his coupon for free soda for the rest of the tournament.
Aeridus is the magical adept who summons things, particularly tentacles and bunnies, and Linkara is the physical adept who excels at leaping at things and biting and kicking them. Neither is weak to the other. This is not an elimination match - Aeridus is assured to enter Round 2; Linkara is seeking to prevent him from getting an extra stat point.
Linkara, by the way, is healed from his previous encounter with Serge's blades. The Ogres assure us he is just fine. And there he is now, waving to his fans (signs of "Die Bravely!" waved from the audience box)
1 - Aeridus wastes no time in summoning a horde of centipedes to crawl on Linkara and chew him painfully! (7 damage). Linkara runs at Aeridus and throws centipedes, a couple of which land on him and bite Aeridus (2 damage).
2 - Aeridus summons a large brick wall just as Linkara is leaping to hit him. Linkara smacks into the brick wall with a comical and dull *thud* (6 damage).
3 - Aeridus bodyslams the brick wall, which falls on Linkara. (6 damage).
4 - While Aeridus waves to the cheering audience, Linkara slowly pulls himself out of the bricks. He looks decidedly annoyed.
5 - Linkara leaps on Aeridus and bites his left ear! (3 damage). Aeridus screams and rips Linkara off him, tossing him back to the bricks. (7 damage).
6 - While aeridus rubs his gnawed on ear, Linkara grins devilishly and holds up the Charm of Irresistable Sexiness. Aeridus looks down at the spot where it should be residing on his chest, then back up at Linkara distrustfully. Linkara puts it on.
7 - Linkara seductively suggests to Aeridus, that he might just want to summon some nasty, pronged tentacles. Please. Aeridus does so, charmed by Linkara's sexiness. Linkara then suggests that maybe the tentacles might want to, you know, wrap around Aeridus and choke the living crap out of him. They are delighted to oblige! (4 damage)
8 - Aeridus summons a golem to attack Linkara! The golem pounds Linkara into the sand! (7 damage). Linkara groaaaans. And suggests that the golem might also like to hit Aeridus. It's thrilled to obey such a sexy GOD of a creature. It pummels Aeridus for (4 damage).
9 - Linkara brushes himself off and cradles a broken arm. He suggests the tentacles might like to crawl down Aeridus' throat. They happily do! (4 damage).
10 - Linkara tells the Golem that Aeridus was really mean to him earlier, and that he'd be delighted if it'd please grab Aeridus by the crotch and squeeze really hard. Angered that Aeridus would do such a terrible thing to Linkara, it grabs Aeridus and crushes his testicles! (2 damage)
11 - Aeridus manages to unsummon the tentacles and the golem. he collapses on the sands gagging and sobbing. Linkara was about to suggest something godawful for the tentacles to do next, but seems at a loss for the moment.
12 - Aeridus capitalizes on that loss to summon a Smothering Goo! It lands on Linkara and begins to dissolve his flesh! (6 damage).
13 - Linkara manages to make it known that the goo really needs to handle this whole Aeridus situation, and it spits at Aeridus, hitting for (2 damage).
14 - Freed from the goo, Linkara calls out to Aeridus, suggesting that maybe Aeridus would just be so kind to summon a really large demon to beat his ass into the ground, so that Linkara wouldn't have to. Aeridus tries to fight the request. In the meantime, the goo attacks Aeridus again for (3 damage).
15 - Aeridus cannot fight the request any longer. He summons a Pit Fiend. The Pit Fiend appears, landing on Linkara and crushing him for (6 damage). The pit fiend seems to be confused, and steps back, showing a very flattened Linkara.
Winner: Aeridus! Aeridus Glows, gains a stat point, heals, and pauses to pick up the Charm of Irresistable Sexiness, which he stares at in disbelief before pocketing.
Loser: Linkara. Linkara breaks into a dozen little linkari, each of which is picked up by an Ogre Trash Collector, with a spear tipped stick. Once all twelve are collected, the Ogre slips them all off the stick, and they fall to the ground, reforming Linkara, who woozily heads off the field, to be given his coupon for free soda for the rest of the tournament.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Aaaannnd... I think I'll keep VileTerror and Nyke in suspense until tomorrow. 
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Now why'd y'all let this fall to page two? Happy Holidays! I may not post anything on the 25th if the tweeners get computer games for Christmas.
Round 1 - Series 3: Nyke (Wrongway) (0/2) vs. VileTerror (2/0)
This is a battle between two mental adepts. Neither is weak to the other and while VileTerror is guaranteed to move to Round 2, Nyke is hoping to rob VT of a stat point.
1 - Nyke digs into VileTerror's mind right away, and quickly sets the universe according to VileTerror in Happy Fun Time Neon Glow! VT screeches and squinches it's eyes shut! (6 damage).
2 - Nyke pops up happy animated trees and animated squirrels and big animated teddy bears full of luuuuuuv to snuggle VileTerror to death! (6 damage). VT is trying to shake off the effect.
3 - Nike has the happy earthworms dig into VileTerror's feet while the happy birds poop on VT and the happy air turns a neon shade of green! (6 damage).
4 - While Nyke gets into turning VT's universe to some form of animated and insane hell, VT manages to lock on, briefly, to Nyke, and uses teleportation to not change his position, but rather his velocity - to thirty miles an hour straight down. Nyke smashes into the ground, HARD. (6 damage) and the link breaks between them.
5 - VT shakes it's head, blood coming out of it's nose, while the universe reverts to normal. Nyke groans and digs himself out of the ground and stands.
6 - VT lights Nyke's clothing on fire! Nyke drops and rolls! (3 damage).
7 - Nyke takes those feelings of pain and pushes them into VT's mind! VT drops and rolls, thinking it's on fire. (4 damage).
8 - Thanks to the wonders of Mind-o-Vision, the audience is entertained throughout the battle. While VT and Nyke clear their heads, Mind-o-Vision shows a commercial for RedCow energy drink. All the milk, only half the blood.
9 - Nyke closes the gap between himself and VT and takes a good hard swing at VT, but misses. VT dodges fairly easily and gives Nyke the finger.
10 - VT tries to kick Nyke in the shin, but Nyke (as Wrongway) is wearing shin protectors!
11 - Nyke grabs VT's head and smiles. His smile becomes the sun, and the sun turns into a balloon, which floats away into the happy blue clou-(7 damage). The Mind-o-Vision cameras pan to Nyke as VT punches him right in the nose, breaking the effect! (4 damage)
12 - Nyke staggers back, nose bloodied, and concentrates hard on VT, who suddenly is underwater. Without any means to get air. VT struggles in vain to breathe while looking for the bug in this reality that might be Nyke! (5 damage). Nyke, outside of the Mind-o-Vision cameras, is looking haggard.
13 - Nyke holds the illusion, convincing VT to suffocate himself (4 damage).
14 - VT finds a loophole in the new universe Nyke has created for him, and ducks into a giant animated shell, which has air inside. He takes no damage, and at the same time, seems to have picked out Nyke...
15 - VT lights Nyke on fire again! Nyke screams as the illusion breaks, and takes (4 damage).
16 - VT closes the gap to Nyke, and tries to kick him hard, but Nyke is still rolling to put out the fires, and VT misses.
17 - Nyke puts out the fire on himself but in exhaustion holds up his hand, waving VT off. Nyke cannot continue to fight.
Winner: VT! VT starts to glow, but there's a loud *pop* and the glow abruptly shuts off. It rubs the wounds off itself, takes a free stat point, and will be around for round 2.
Loser: Nyke. The audience cheers Nyke for the good fight, and an Ogre dressed as a coach comes up and splashes Nyke with water, healing him entirely. A vendor gives him a coupon good for free soda for the remainder of the battle.
Happy Holidays! I may not post anything on the 25th if the tweeners get computer games for Christmas.Round 1 - Series 3: Nyke (Wrongway) (0/2) vs. VileTerror (2/0)
This is a battle between two mental adepts. Neither is weak to the other and while VileTerror is guaranteed to move to Round 2, Nyke is hoping to rob VT of a stat point.
1 - Nyke digs into VileTerror's mind right away, and quickly sets the universe according to VileTerror in Happy Fun Time Neon Glow! VT screeches and squinches it's eyes shut! (6 damage).
2 - Nyke pops up happy animated trees and animated squirrels and big animated teddy bears full of luuuuuuv to snuggle VileTerror to death! (6 damage). VT is trying to shake off the effect.
3 - Nike has the happy earthworms dig into VileTerror's feet while the happy birds poop on VT and the happy air turns a neon shade of green! (6 damage).
4 - While Nyke gets into turning VT's universe to some form of animated and insane hell, VT manages to lock on, briefly, to Nyke, and uses teleportation to not change his position, but rather his velocity - to thirty miles an hour straight down. Nyke smashes into the ground, HARD. (6 damage) and the link breaks between them.
5 - VT shakes it's head, blood coming out of it's nose, while the universe reverts to normal. Nyke groans and digs himself out of the ground and stands.
6 - VT lights Nyke's clothing on fire! Nyke drops and rolls! (3 damage).
7 - Nyke takes those feelings of pain and pushes them into VT's mind! VT drops and rolls, thinking it's on fire. (4 damage).
8 - Thanks to the wonders of Mind-o-Vision, the audience is entertained throughout the battle. While VT and Nyke clear their heads, Mind-o-Vision shows a commercial for RedCow energy drink. All the milk, only half the blood.
9 - Nyke closes the gap between himself and VT and takes a good hard swing at VT, but misses. VT dodges fairly easily and gives Nyke the finger.
10 - VT tries to kick Nyke in the shin, but Nyke (as Wrongway) is wearing shin protectors!
11 - Nyke grabs VT's head and smiles. His smile becomes the sun, and the sun turns into a balloon, which floats away into the happy blue clou-(7 damage). The Mind-o-Vision cameras pan to Nyke as VT punches him right in the nose, breaking the effect! (4 damage)
12 - Nyke staggers back, nose bloodied, and concentrates hard on VT, who suddenly is underwater. Without any means to get air. VT struggles in vain to breathe while looking for the bug in this reality that might be Nyke! (5 damage). Nyke, outside of the Mind-o-Vision cameras, is looking haggard.
13 - Nyke holds the illusion, convincing VT to suffocate himself (4 damage).
14 - VT finds a loophole in the new universe Nyke has created for him, and ducks into a giant animated shell, which has air inside. He takes no damage, and at the same time, seems to have picked out Nyke...
15 - VT lights Nyke on fire again! Nyke screams as the illusion breaks, and takes (4 damage).
16 - VT closes the gap to Nyke, and tries to kick him hard, but Nyke is still rolling to put out the fires, and VT misses.
17 - Nyke puts out the fire on himself but in exhaustion holds up his hand, waving VT off. Nyke cannot continue to fight.
Winner: VT! VT starts to glow, but there's a loud *pop* and the glow abruptly shuts off. It rubs the wounds off itself, takes a free stat point, and will be around for round 2.
Loser: Nyke. The audience cheers Nyke for the good fight, and an Ogre dressed as a coach comes up and splashes Nyke with water, healing him entirely. A vendor gives him a coupon good for free soda for the remainder of the battle.
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Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Round 1 - Series 3: RA (1/1) vs. Tim (1/1)
RA is the alien monster with the claws, and teeth and horns that kicks and fights dirty. Tim is the... thing... that can create blades and tentacles from his limbs. This is physical on physical and an elimination match - whomever wins goes on to Round 2.
1 - Ra launches herself at Tim, catching him off guard and mauling him severely with kicks to the abdomen and claws to the throat! (10 damage)
2 - Tim turns his legs into spiked tentacles, wraps them around RA, and throws her off him! (3 damage)
3 - RA screams and launches herself again, and Tim leaps away!
4 - Tim lashes out horizontally with a bladed arm, but RA catches it between her palms and grins evilly.
5 - Tim grins right back, reforms the blade vertically, and pulls, slicing RA's hands horribly! ( 3 damage)
6 - RA screeches and grabs at the receeding limb, pulling Tim to her, then bites his face, cutting into his cheek, jaw, and forehead! (11 damage) Tim reforms his nose into a tiny dagger and jabs RA in the mouth! ( 3 damage)
7 - RA backs off, licking the wound inside her mouth. Tim lashes out with a tentacle whip and painfully gashes RA's leg! (4 damage)
8 - RA tries to grab the tentacle but misses. Tim tries to lash at RA, but because she dove for the tentacle, he misses.
9 - Tim turns both his arms into hooked tentacles, and wraps around RA and squeeeeeezes, the hooks catching RA's flesh and rending it! (4 damage)
10 - RA painfully pulls the hooked tentacles off her and before she can adjust her grip to rip them off Tim, he reforms them into his arms.
11 - RA screams again and lunges at Tim! Tim turns all his limbs into spiked poles, and lays back. RA impales herself for (3 damage), and slides to a stop, dead.
Winner - Tim! Tim glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and admittance into the next round!
Loser: Ra. An Ogre summoner walks onto the field, and draws a circle around RA. He chants, and RA glows, then vanishes. He bows to the audience and begins to scrub away the line. There is a rending noise, and RA reappears from the fabric of space and time, healed and angry. She kills and messily eats the Ogre summoner, much to the joy of the audience. The soda vendor shakily offers her a coupon for free soda, which she snags and stomps off field.
RA is the alien monster with the claws, and teeth and horns that kicks and fights dirty. Tim is the... thing... that can create blades and tentacles from his limbs. This is physical on physical and an elimination match - whomever wins goes on to Round 2.
1 - Ra launches herself at Tim, catching him off guard and mauling him severely with kicks to the abdomen and claws to the throat! (10 damage)
2 - Tim turns his legs into spiked tentacles, wraps them around RA, and throws her off him! (3 damage)
3 - RA screams and launches herself again, and Tim leaps away!
4 - Tim lashes out horizontally with a bladed arm, but RA catches it between her palms and grins evilly.
5 - Tim grins right back, reforms the blade vertically, and pulls, slicing RA's hands horribly! ( 3 damage)
6 - RA screeches and grabs at the receeding limb, pulling Tim to her, then bites his face, cutting into his cheek, jaw, and forehead! (11 damage) Tim reforms his nose into a tiny dagger and jabs RA in the mouth! ( 3 damage)
7 - RA backs off, licking the wound inside her mouth. Tim lashes out with a tentacle whip and painfully gashes RA's leg! (4 damage)
8 - RA tries to grab the tentacle but misses. Tim tries to lash at RA, but because she dove for the tentacle, he misses.
9 - Tim turns both his arms into hooked tentacles, and wraps around RA and squeeeeeezes, the hooks catching RA's flesh and rending it! (4 damage)
10 - RA painfully pulls the hooked tentacles off her and before she can adjust her grip to rip them off Tim, he reforms them into his arms.
11 - RA screams again and lunges at Tim! Tim turns all his limbs into spiked poles, and lays back. RA impales herself for (3 damage), and slides to a stop, dead.
Winner - Tim! Tim glows, is healed, gains a stat point, and admittance into the next round!
Loser: Ra. An Ogre summoner walks onto the field, and draws a circle around RA. He chants, and RA glows, then vanishes. He bows to the audience and begins to scrub away the line. There is a rending noise, and RA reappears from the fabric of space and time, healed and angry. She kills and messily eats the Ogre summoner, much to the joy of the audience. The soda vendor shakily offers her a coupon for free soda, which she snags and stomps off field.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
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Next up... GrabmyGoblin and Black Sparrow. For... Monday or Tuesday depending on computer availability.
For... Monday or Tuesday depending on computer availability. Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"