I thought we were already feuding over who gets custody of the "nan."Tynan wrote:I was about to let you keep your skin...BUT YOU TURN NANDA AGAINST ME!? FIE ON YOU!
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It's our player number or something, as seen on the list here.[AOD] wrote:Hmm... I checked page 5, with the battle roster and such. I have a question: to what do the numbers in column "A" refer?
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it is the way of the sith, no matter who wins, the sith go on.RA wrote:;_; oh that's harsh i gotta fight my master. man it really is like we're sith.
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it's kind of like politics, no matter who wins ... good loses.legostargalactica wrote:it is the way of the sith, no matter who wins, the sith go on.RA wrote:;_; oh that's harsh i gotta fight my master. man it really is like we're sith.
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Vile Tongue
Just a quickie that seemed appropriate . . .
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The Naga is the Kolter Family Naga. You can borrow him.Nanda wrote:I thought we were already feuding over who gets custody of the "nan."Tynan wrote:I was about to let you keep your skin...BUT YOU TURN NANDA AGAINST ME!? FIE ON YOU!
*scritches Net and gives him some buffalo wings*
Cookie's basically right. It's not really a number you need to know. You see, all the tables associated with this game have the same numbers associated with the same people. I just have to put in say, "1" and all of Legostar's information is collected from the different worksheets, compiled and made ready for combat. Then I put in say, "32" and all VileTerror's stats and information is collected and compiled. All the damage potentials, to-hit options, the hit points, initiative, etcetera all fall into place.Cookie wrote:It's our player number or something, as seen on the list here.AOD wrote: wrote:
Hmm... I checked page 5, with the battle roster and such. I have a question: to what do the numbers in column "A" refer?
?~AOD
The numbers are there so I can type "1 <down><down>32<enter>" and run a combat.
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Re: Vile Tongue
HahahahaFading Aura wrote:Just a quickie that seemed appropriate . . .
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Battle - Killbert-Robby vs. [AOD] (aka Noir)
Killbert Robby is technical, AOD is mental; neither are weak to each other's attacks.
Turn 1 - Noir has the initiative.
Noir launches itself at Killbert, forming a box! Killbert walks out of the box (Which is just a frame anyhow), and calmly fires a colt45 at Noir, which to his surprise, misses (because it's just a frame anyhow).
Turn 2 - Noir has the initiative.
Noir forms one of it's arms into a sword and swings at Killbert, who just barely dodges before firing again at Noir, missing by a wide margin.
Turn 3 - Noir has the initiative.
They both miss again, in dramatic fashion!
Turn 4 - Noir has the initiative.
They both miss again, this time in a comical fashion!
Turn 5 - Noir has the... oh you get the idea.
They both miss yet again, not ineptly however.
Turn 6 - Noir
They both miss, this time while blindfolded!
Turn 7 - Noir
They both mis- wait! No! Killbert just expected to miss, and did. Noir snuck in and stabbed him deeply in the left foot, causing excutiating pain! (12 points)
Turn 8 - Noir
Killbert is hopping around on one foot in pain and Noir is laughing this round apparently, since they both miss.
Turn 9 - Noir
Noir stabbs Killbert in the other foot! (10 points) Killbert starts to do a strange "oh god my feet hurt!" dance. He kicks a rock at Noir, but it misses.
Turn 10 - Noir
Noir waits until Killbert manages to steady his gun and fire at him. Then he manipulates space and the bullet reverses direction, plugging Killbert right in the head (9 points). Killbert's eyes roll back into his skull and he falls over.
Winner - AOD (aka Noir) Noir doesn't need healing. He glows and gets an attribute point though.
Loser - Killbert. An ogre janitor comes up, spray Killbert with a dirty yellow fluid labelled "WEN-DEKS", and wipes him off. Killbert's wounds come away and he is healed.
Killbert Robby is technical, AOD is mental; neither are weak to each other's attacks.
Turn 1 - Noir has the initiative.
Noir launches itself at Killbert, forming a box! Killbert walks out of the box (Which is just a frame anyhow), and calmly fires a colt45 at Noir, which to his surprise, misses (because it's just a frame anyhow).
Turn 2 - Noir has the initiative.
Noir forms one of it's arms into a sword and swings at Killbert, who just barely dodges before firing again at Noir, missing by a wide margin.
Turn 3 - Noir has the initiative.
They both miss again, in dramatic fashion!
Turn 4 - Noir has the initiative.
They both miss again, this time in a comical fashion!
Turn 5 - Noir has the... oh you get the idea.
They both miss yet again, not ineptly however.
Turn 6 - Noir
They both miss, this time while blindfolded!
Turn 7 - Noir
They both mis- wait! No! Killbert just expected to miss, and did. Noir snuck in and stabbed him deeply in the left foot, causing excutiating pain! (12 points)
Turn 8 - Noir
Killbert is hopping around on one foot in pain and Noir is laughing this round apparently, since they both miss.
Turn 9 - Noir
Noir stabbs Killbert in the other foot! (10 points) Killbert starts to do a strange "oh god my feet hurt!" dance. He kicks a rock at Noir, but it misses.
Turn 10 - Noir
Noir waits until Killbert manages to steady his gun and fire at him. Then he manipulates space and the bullet reverses direction, plugging Killbert right in the head (9 points). Killbert's eyes roll back into his skull and he falls over.
Winner - AOD (aka Noir) Noir doesn't need healing. He glows and gets an attribute point though.
Loser - Killbert. An ogre janitor comes up, spray Killbert with a dirty yellow fluid labelled "WEN-DEKS", and wipes him off. Killbert's wounds come away and he is healed.
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Battle - Round1 - Cookie vs. The Mortician
Cookie uses mental powers, while the Mortician uses physical powers. Neither is weak to the other's attack.
Turn 1 - Cookie wins initiative.
Cookie stares at The Mortician. The Mortician wields his shovel. Cookie takes two steps back, and the shovel hits the ground a moment later.
Turn 2 - Cookie wins initiative.
Cookie stares at The Mortician some more, and sticks her tongue out at him. The Mortician swings at Cookie again, and she takes another step back, and he misses.
Turn 3 - Cookie wins initiative (she will always do so in this battle)
Cookie stares at The Mortician, and concentrates really hard. She farts. Embarassed, she slips past The Mortician's shovel. he seems distracted by a nutty aroma.
Turn 4 - Cookie win-you know...
Cookie tries NOT Stareing at The Mortician. It doesn't help. The Mortician for his part, is trying to bat at a fly with his shovel. Focus, Mortician!
Turn 5 -
Cookie runs up to The Mortician, glomps him, stares deep into his eyes, and hopes to freak him out, but it doesn't work. The Mortician swings at Cookie with the shovel, but unfortunately, he somehow misses.
Turn 6 -
Cookie sneaks up behind the Mortician, and screams bloody murder! The mortician, unphased, swings around with his shovel. He misses Cookie completely, but dies hit a caterpillar, which dies in a heroic way.
Turn 7 -
Cookie and the Mortician share a peanut butter and potato chip sandwich. The crowd starts to throw popcorn at them. Cookie half-heartedly tries to scare The Mortician, who sticks his tongue out at her in return.
Turn 8 -
Yeah, they miss.
Turn 9 -
Cookie stares at The Mortician, concentrating on the... wait, is that a spider? Cookie points the spider out to The Mortician, who FREAKS, hurting his brain (15 points!). The Mortician tries to hit the spider with his shovel, but misses both the spider, and himself.
Turn 10 -
Cookie spends the turn dodging the Mortician, as he tries to smash the spider (which eventually gets away).
Turns 11, 12, and 13 -
Cookie tries to scare The Mortician in a variety of ways, including but not limited to loud noises, deep penetrating stares, jokes about his weight, and finally, evil, well practiced put-downs. None of them seem to phase The Mortician in the least. For his part, he's now using his reflection in the shovel to try to find any more spiders on himself.
** Cookie appears tired...
Turn 14 -
Cookie closes her eyes to concentrate about scareing her opponent. The Mortician meanwhile, has turned around and accidentally smacks Cookie in the head with his shovel! (2 damage). The crowd goes wild!
Turn 15 -
Cookie has started to resort to digging for worms to scare The Mortician with. The Mortician, not getting it entirely, offers to help her by loaning her his shovel.
Turn 16 -
Cookie tries to hit The Mortician with his own shovel, but misses. Miffed, The Mortician takes his shovel back, and misses hitting Cookie with it.
Turn 17 -
Cookie freaks out, leaps on The Mortician and starts screaming at him, "Why aren't you dead! Why?! I'm scary! Freak out, you walking battleship!" and banging her fists ineffectively on his skull. An ogre nurse comes out, injects Cookie with a nice sedative in a biiiiig syringe, and take her off the field for a bit of healing.
A towel is tossed into the arena.
Winner: The Mortician (by outlasting Cookie) He glows, is healed, and gains an attribute point.
Loser: Cookie (by exhaustion). She is resting comfortably and talking to invisible pink sheep, but will be ready for the next combat.
Cookie uses mental powers, while the Mortician uses physical powers. Neither is weak to the other's attack.
Turn 1 - Cookie wins initiative.
Cookie stares at The Mortician. The Mortician wields his shovel. Cookie takes two steps back, and the shovel hits the ground a moment later.
Turn 2 - Cookie wins initiative.
Cookie stares at The Mortician some more, and sticks her tongue out at him. The Mortician swings at Cookie again, and she takes another step back, and he misses.
Turn 3 - Cookie wins initiative (she will always do so in this battle)
Cookie stares at The Mortician, and concentrates really hard. She farts. Embarassed, she slips past The Mortician's shovel. he seems distracted by a nutty aroma.
Turn 4 - Cookie win-you know...
Cookie tries NOT Stareing at The Mortician. It doesn't help. The Mortician for his part, is trying to bat at a fly with his shovel. Focus, Mortician!
Turn 5 -
Cookie runs up to The Mortician, glomps him, stares deep into his eyes, and hopes to freak him out, but it doesn't work. The Mortician swings at Cookie with the shovel, but unfortunately, he somehow misses.
Turn 6 -
Cookie sneaks up behind the Mortician, and screams bloody murder! The mortician, unphased, swings around with his shovel. He misses Cookie completely, but dies hit a caterpillar, which dies in a heroic way.
Turn 7 -
Cookie and the Mortician share a peanut butter and potato chip sandwich. The crowd starts to throw popcorn at them. Cookie half-heartedly tries to scare The Mortician, who sticks his tongue out at her in return.
Turn 8 -
Yeah, they miss.
Turn 9 -
Cookie stares at The Mortician, concentrating on the... wait, is that a spider? Cookie points the spider out to The Mortician, who FREAKS, hurting his brain (15 points!). The Mortician tries to hit the spider with his shovel, but misses both the spider, and himself.
Turn 10 -
Cookie spends the turn dodging the Mortician, as he tries to smash the spider (which eventually gets away).
Turns 11, 12, and 13 -
Cookie tries to scare The Mortician in a variety of ways, including but not limited to loud noises, deep penetrating stares, jokes about his weight, and finally, evil, well practiced put-downs. None of them seem to phase The Mortician in the least. For his part, he's now using his reflection in the shovel to try to find any more spiders on himself.
** Cookie appears tired...
Turn 14 -
Cookie closes her eyes to concentrate about scareing her opponent. The Mortician meanwhile, has turned around and accidentally smacks Cookie in the head with his shovel! (2 damage). The crowd goes wild!
Turn 15 -
Cookie has started to resort to digging for worms to scare The Mortician with. The Mortician, not getting it entirely, offers to help her by loaning her his shovel.
Turn 16 -
Cookie tries to hit The Mortician with his own shovel, but misses. Miffed, The Mortician takes his shovel back, and misses hitting Cookie with it.
Turn 17 -
Cookie freaks out, leaps on The Mortician and starts screaming at him, "Why aren't you dead! Why?! I'm scary! Freak out, you walking battleship!" and banging her fists ineffectively on his skull. An ogre nurse comes out, injects Cookie with a nice sedative in a biiiiig syringe, and take her off the field for a bit of healing.
A towel is tossed into the arena.
Winner: The Mortician (by outlasting Cookie) He glows, is healed, and gains an attribute point.
Loser: Cookie (by exhaustion). She is resting comfortably and talking to invisible pink sheep, but will be ready for the next combat.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"