Demands.

Glen442 · Post by **Glen442** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:28 pm

I demand...

notice in advance as to if the person talking to me is starting a rant, or actually trying to have a conversation with me.

theres a medium length story behind that one...

i also demand...
more 8:1
a new battery for my ipod
a perpetual motion device

and lots more cool stuff...

Cryabetes · Post by **Cryabetes** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:09 pm

I DEMAND EXCUSES! MORE EXCUSES THAN EVER POSSIBLY NECESSARY!
(excuses can be spent just like money, right?)

I think they made a perpetual motion device (or a device that puts out more energy than it takes to run, something like that) quite by accident but the call for scientists to perform tests to verify that it was real was pretty much unanswered.

Or at least, that's what I read on the internet.

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:36 pm

They can, but they decrease in value over time.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:48 pm

Huh. It seems you all greatly overestimate how much power I wield.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:10 pm

I demand that people cease to drive under the speed limit.

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:12 pm

How far do you have to go to work anyway?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:13 pm

I dunno. I'll check my odometer next time. It's 15 minutes with no traffic, 45 with morons everywhere. Add moisture to make instant fools, it takes an hour.

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:34 pm

Huh, that's a pretty big difference in time. I've always thought the traffic around your area was pretty crappy no matter what time of the day.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:28 pm

It's not bad in the late evening. I can get to Northbrook Court in 8 minutes. During rush hour it'd be like an hour.

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:24 am

More gooey raspberry filling in every new 8:1.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:16 pm

I promise goo. Can't promise it'll be raspberry.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:41 pm

I am deeply offended.

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:33 am

I stand by you in your deep offense, even though I have no idea what it is you're deeply offended about; hopefully it's not about the raspberries because I might have to reconsider my position if it is. Caffeine is great.

Would a James Brown "Super Bad" reference be too much to ask?

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:41 pm

I'll see what I can do. Know if that songs available anywhere online?

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:26 am

You mean legally? I think the iTunes store has at least a clip of it, if you have iTunes, and MP3.com has a preview of it as well. Soulseek should have it if you don't mind downloading it. I can't search for it too much since I'm at work.

You don't have to. I was just listening to it thinking how badass it was and felt like being silly.

Cryabetes · Post by **Cryabetes** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:59 am

Cryabetes wrote:I DEMAND EXCUSES! MORE EXCUSES THAN EVER POSSIBLY NECESSARY!
(excuses can be spent just like money, right?)

From the News post below the comic wrote:More lame excuses.

--Duff.

WOO! Yeah Duff!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:42 am

James Brown is pretty cool. I "stole" a lot of drumming style from Clyde Stubblefield.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:11 pm

That one's for you, Cryabetes.

PortableNuke wrote: You don't have to. I was just listening to it thinking how badass it was and felt like being silly.

Oh, I know. James Brown is cool.

Man in a suit · Post by **Man in a suit** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 9:42 pm

I demand the wretched cries of the damned in a handsome carrying case, the perfect gift this holiday season!

And would it kill you to draw monkeys more frequently?

Col · Post by **Col** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:00 am

man in a suit wrote:And would it kill you to draw monkeys more frequently?

It has been a while since Jason's been in the comic, hasn't it?