Ch-ch-ch-chain of fools.

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What's your chain?

Chaingang
1
3%
Chainmail
6
17%
Daisy Chain
11
31%
Shackles
5
14%
Chaingun
11
31%
Chain smoker
2
6%
 
Total votes: 36

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aeridus wrote:That's a horrible ad! :o
yeah, but it helped keep Barry Au H2O outta the white house
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Chaingun came damn close, but in the end it has to be chainmail, doesn't it?

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Hey, at least the man didn't stoop to mudslinging like all the candidates nowadays.
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Post by Lulujayne »

Ball and chain anyone?

(went to a wedding yesterday :wink:)
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Lulujayne wrote:Ball and chain anyone?

(went to a wedding yesterday :wink:)
I guess that would be chaingang.

Also, lulz, I'm the only one in the chain gang at the moment, as it seems.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Post by Fnyunj »

Bicycle chain.

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Post by Lulujayne »

Chain letter - the terrifying weapon of choice wielded by pony-riding, unicorn-loving 11 year old girls, often called Sharon.
The Sharon can often be found in primary school playgrounds, drawing unicorns on any flat surface available and boring everone else to tears with her equestrian prowess.
The Sharon is actually the larvae stage of a much larger, and much more insidious life-cycle. Certain respected biologists have noted that The Sharon very often matures into the kind of person that initiates and sends those stupid "Copy this message to the 15 most beautiful people you know. If you get sent it twice then you are just super special! Huggz kissez!" chain messages on MySpace.
She has also been known to send those annoying roses made from elaborately positioned punctuation. It has also been observed that if The Sharons ever put their time and creativity into anything other than replicating hallmark designs in ASCII and sending on yet another chain letter/message - there would indeed be a frightening new world order.

The Sharon is a fundamental reason why I don't use MySpace.... Or like unicorns :shifty:
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I always REPLY ALL with a link to the snopes article disproving whatever the email is.

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swordsman3003 wrote:I always REPLY ALL with a link to the snopes article disproving whatever the email is.
Take me now, I'm yours.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Post by Swordsman3003 »

O.O *rapes*

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Post by Lulujayne »

I always knew you was dragged up right Swordsie :)
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Post by Kite-san »

but they are not really The Sharon, they are but **Sharon Fingers** how silly to smell **Sharon Fingers** and think that they are The Sharon.
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Post by Lulujayne »

Sharon Fingers, or Salad Fingers?

(Yay for David Firth :) )
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I watch something on his website AT MINIMUM once per week. I love everything he produces!

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I'LL RIP YOU FUCKING ANKLES OFF!

Burnt face man is truly great. Salad fingers too, but it's muy creepismo.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!

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Crime is a shit that needs cleaning up!

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Post by Lulujayne »

*sighs happily*

Oh dearest Swordsie and WangyJohn! Two men of truly impeccable taste - take me now! :shucks:
I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.

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