*pounces upon with high gloss tentacles in hand and welcome rapes*
Hello there, make yourself at home...
---------------------------------------------------------- "Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
I've been lurking around forever. I figured I might as well make myself offical. I'm too lazy to upload new pics of myself onto this computer, so I figured I'd settle for this one.
Nope, I'm not naked.
It was this or the picture of the nipple rings. I figured a girls gotta save something for later
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
If you don't like the skinny thing then don't watch this 7 second video.
ssllllllluuuuuuurrrrrrppppp... pop!
---------------------------------------------------------- "Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
If you don't like the skinny thing then don't watch this 7 second video.
I think I could have pulled that off few years ago.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This I took a few weeks ago for a similar thread on another forum. Everyone was posting very emo looking pictures, so I though I'd, you know.... blend in.
---------------------------------------------------------- "Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
- aeridus' vile insult
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, ‘Holy shit! What a ride!’ "
~Mavis Leyrer
Be glad there's even captioning- I'm too lazy to download and learn GIMP and far, far too lazy to pirate photoshop. MSPaint works well enough 99% of the time.
awkwardschoolgirl wrote:Vaevictus - Got it down to the wire. <3
Ohforf - You resemble my dad in a way, but don't worry that's not a bad thing, it just means you've got that English man look about you. and I love me my English men.
Oh and, *welcome rapes both of you and stuffs a pair of black lace panties in each of your mouths* Even though I'm not sure if Vaevictus is eligible for a welcome rpae if he joined back in 2003, but oh well!
English man look? Hmm, maybe I look repressed but underneath is a lust frenzied pervert trying to break free?