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WangyJohn wrote:Steers and quuers.

I had a blast shouting different FMJ abuse at the civillian service traingin.

ARE YOU A FAGGOT PRIVATE!?
Sir, no sir!
BULLSHIT PRIVATE, I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGGH A HOSE.
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This is the coolest thing I've ever found. Cutting the Engrish out of the audio tracks on the CD and useing them for windows operation sounds is fun too... you can grab this cross-cultural trainwreck from this rapidshare link which should contain the audio CD and both of the Maritan illustrated books...
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IT MUST BE MINE!!!!

... which means I have an actual, measurable chance of getting it, as opposed to "Muffin want!"
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Y'all may have already seen this, but I just discovered it.

Pterodactyl Porn (warning: uncensored hardcore NSFW)

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=32 ... lash=false


I have to wonder what made this seem like a good idea. Too much effort went into this for it to be just a lark.
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As mentioned in the Erin Esurance poll thread...

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RavenxDrake wrote:As mentioned in the Erin Esurance poll thread...
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Where'd the guy's upper body go?
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Upper body? Oh, you mean the sextoy - hips in a box. ^_~ It's designed just to have the legs, butt, and penis - the only things the girl wants. ^_~
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Mmmm ... Rule 34 ...

And what about arms and a sexy masculine chest to snuggle up against? ^_^
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HAHHAHAHA YES!

Not only is there Erin porn, but there's Erin with tentacles porn. Oh sweet mother of squid thats awesome.
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My life has meaning again.
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Because of porn ...!?

Wait, that makes sense, actually. ^_^
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RavenxDrake wrote: This is the coolest thing I've ever found. Cutting the Engrish out of the audio tracks on the CD and useing them for windows operation sounds is fun too... you can grab this cross-cultural trainwreck from this rapidshare link which should contain the audio CD and both of the Maritan illustrated books...
This makes me wonder if some Monty Python fans living in Japan aren't pulling a Hungarian Phrasebook on the poor unsuspecting people.
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A nice mix:

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Omitted from the show ^^
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swordsman3003 wrote:
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Omitted from the show ^^
*giggle fit*
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"Napalm's orgasms are so intense, that the ensuing vibrations in the earth's crust have caused merely the action of having sex with her to be illegal in all states near major volcanoes and earthquake faults. Also, she has a bad habit of summoning five major devils as she screams during orgasm."
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swordsman3003 wrote: Omitted from the show
And they wonder why their ratings went down. If they'd included that scene, it would have been the single most-watched TV show of all time...

Not to turn this into Trekfic, but Vulcan females are just damned hot. The only ones hotter than Vulcans are Romulans.

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Mmm ... pointy-eared chicks.

Actually I was on a dark elves in bondage kink earlier. (As you could prolly tell from one of my my latest stories ...)
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Pointy-eared guy:
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Hot elf.... no cock showing... SHIT!
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Small post today, I just like Daphne's line in 31. And the fact that Singe has probably the best "hoarde" of any dragon ever.

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I'll have a larger post up this evening probably...
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Ok.. now what I really want to see is some Kimmy from Space Ace porn.
Squidflakes, God-Emperor of the Tentacles.
He demands obeisance in the form of oral sex, or he'll put you at the mercy of his tentacles. Even after performing obeisance, you might be on the receiving ends of tentacles anyway. In this case, pray to Sodomiticus to intercede on your behalf.

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Lol, Dragon's Lair reference?
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