Scandal!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:05 am

Here's that controversy ya ordered.

8:1 SUCKS HARDCORE! PVP IS SO MUCH BETTER! LONG LIVE THE DALEKS! FREE KEVIN!

And so on. Here's hoping to push 8:1 popularity to brand new heights.

Um, I mean lows, of course. YOU SUCK

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:31 am

I suddenly got the brilliant idea of nominating 8:1 for some things in the Webcomics Awards thing, but it came to me as I was reading the results for this year's awards. 2007, HO!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 9:47 am

I don't remember ordering controversy......

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:10 am

Of course not. You weren't the one who ordered it. Yeahduff did.

And . . . Yeahduff eats babies. Babies who smoke cigarettes.

Yah, that's the ticket. He should be banned from the internets.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:16 am

He forgot Mario 64 in my living room. What a moron.

Detchkova · Post by **Detchkova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:24 am

Yeahduff is really Mary Magdalene. And a satanist, who kicks puppies. Puppies with AIDS.

Lydia · Post by **Lydia** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:33 pm

Duffy kills kittens.

Sweet innocent kittens who dress as nuns and serve the poor.

Duffy is a BAD BAD MAN.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:50 pm

He also needs to have access to his GODDAMN PHONE CHARGER!

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:50 pm

Duff made fun of your mom!!!

Mo · Post by Mo » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:57 pm

Duff never pays child support!

Rev. Scott · Post by **Rev. Scott** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:23 pm

Duff never pays child support!

That's because Duff ate his children.

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:00 pm

Rev. Scott wrote:
Duff never pays child support!
That's because Duff ate his children.

...with relish!

Detchkova · Post by **Detchkova** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:39 pm

Col wrote:
Rev. Scott wrote:
Duff never pays child support!
That's because Duff ate his children.
...with relish!

In both senses of the term, condiment, and enjoyment.

Man in a suit · Post by **Man in a suit** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:52 pm

Detchkova wrote:
Col wrote:
Rev. Scott wrote: That's because Duff ate his children.
...with relish!
In both senses of the term, condiment, and enjoyment.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Not my babies!

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:57 pm

LIES! All lies, perpetuated by those bastards who do Penny Arcade, something. They fear me because I'm an operating Thetan.

*waits for fame and fortune*

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:26 pm

Duff likes... ummm.. ughhhhh.. Hot Dogs!
Wait! No.

My drama module seems not to be working.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:00 pm

To generate more scandal, I think 8:1 needs a slight format adjustment . . . make it a three panel color comic about the foibles of lesbian vidgame playing roomates in a workspace environment, then bitch about how every other webcomic on the 'net keeps stealing ideas from you.

Tor The Aardvark · Post by **Tor The Aardvark** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:38 am

Sorry mac, thats already done (to a certain degree)

http://www.eightland.com/oneshot.php?c=hlagg

But you want scandal?
yeahduff is actualy a realy great guy who loves puppies, and watches carebears.

Mo · Post by Mo » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:00 am

Tor The Aardvark wrote:But you want scandal?
yeahduff is actualy a realy great guy who loves puppies

for breakfast

and watches carebears

carebears pr0n

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:31 am

I hate the fucking care bears. They're all so pompous and arrogant. I'm glad their porno tape was intercepted. WHO'S SO HIGH AND MIGHTY NOW!? HUH!? HUH!?