Tell me your odd (or perverted) talents!

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:12 am

I figured it'd be nice to have a thread where we share the odd things that we do really really well. Few places give you free space to brag.

Of course, I'll start us off. I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of sex toys (models, types, materials, designs, accessories, the whole bit) and I use this knowledge far more than anything I learned in school.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:17 am

I'm a master of innuendo.

Jrm · Post by **Jrm** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:21 am

aeridus wrote:I'm a master of innuendo.

which end?

(braces self)

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:27 am

*sneakily invades you with his general and two captains*

...if you know what I mean.

Dog Breath · Post by **Dog Breath** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:40 am

Ambiguity is my.

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:40 am

he's behind enemy lines and firmly entrenched in a butt bunker.

edit: aeridus, I mean.

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:34 pm

Whistling whilst inhaling. I like it. Relatively few people have mastered the trick.

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:37 pm

that used to be the only way I could whistle

Jrm · Post by **Jrm** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:42 pm

i've managed to whistle both ways. kind of like a harmonica.

Dog Breath · Post by **Dog Breath** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:45 pm

My Mom said the only people with clap are the ones that suck at whistling.

[Rimshot]

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:13 pm

Ah. Was that the gift of bad standup?

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:17 pm

I can whistle 6 different ways.

I can even hum and whistle at the same time, sounds like a kazoo.

Dog Breath · Post by **Dog Breath** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:55 pm

I can do that water drop noise, we could put together the GGC mouth noise band!

JohnnyTwoEyes · Post by **JohnnyTwoEyes** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:25 pm

I can make a high pitched shrill screech that leaves people sobbing and holding their ears in pain.

Can I be in the band?

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:58 pm

Most of my tricks involve contorting my body is ways that nobody seems to enjoy seeing.

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:53 pm

ok i got one.

i can make this very strange sound with my mouth that no one else that i have met has even been able to do.

it sounds sort of like the clicking sound that the Raptors made in Jurassic Park.

i have tried to teach my GF how to make it, but with no success.

one day i'll meet some one else who can do it though...and then the Ninja Power Battle will begin (or fenzied mateing)

-halo

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:02 pm

I can curl my tongue into a W, as well as bend it back behind my uvula.

Xnapalmxmorningx · Post by **Xnapalmxmorningx** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:10 pm

I can do the raptor click thing too,
along with a a very good Godzilla impression.
I can pop my left shoulder blade out in a weird manner.
I start to purr when people rub under my chin or at the base of my skull.
My eyes go out of focus during sex.
and sarcasm.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:25 pm

I can ejaculate so hard I've managed to bukkake myself on ocasion.

Halo299 · Post by **Halo299** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:46 pm

xnapalmxmorningx wrote: I can do the raptor click thing too,

so...would you like a 'power battle' or mateing?

-halo