Wisconsin to McDuffies "We're watching you!"

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:10 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
Vorticus wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:My "Getting rid of naivete" classes aren't a total failure!

I feel so validated...
Eh, feeling a bit down today. I'll be back to my normal cheerful self tomorrow.
*Strings Vort up over shark-infested waters with fresh fish in his pockets until he stops emoing*

*Rolls Vort around on a pile of tacks and dips him into a big pool of iodine. Just because it's fun.*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:06 pm

rkolter wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: even their sextoys are defective?
Yes. Every ACME device I've seen Wile E. Coyote use ended in tragedy. I'd hate to see what misfortune their adult entertainment products are capable of.
He usually misuses them. They seem to work quite well. The batman costume worked perfectly until he ran himself into a wall. The rocket skates worked fine until he hit that train. The dynamite always works fine, although I guess the detonators tend to fail.

It should be noted that more than once though, it's been shown that the Acme company is run by a roadrunner, and it's possible their devices don't work for road runner hunting coyotes.

My fave is the one where he attaches fridge to his back so that it produces ice with pours in front of him over his head, and he's on skies skeeing over the newly produced ice.
So insane and unnecessary.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:02 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
rkolter wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:Yes. Every ACME device I've seen Wile E. Coyote use ended in tragedy. I'd hate to see what misfortune their adult entertainment products are capable of.
He usually misuses them. They seem to work quite well. The batman costume worked perfectly until he ran himself into a wall. The rocket skates worked fine until he hit that train. The dynamite always works fine, although I guess the detonators tend to fail.

It should be noted that more than once though, it's been shown that the Acme company is run by a roadrunner, and it's possible their devices don't work for road runner hunting coyotes.
My fave is the one where he attaches fridge to his back so that it produces ice with pours in front of him over his head, and he's on skies skeeing over the newly produced ice.
So insane and unnecessary.

there is no doubting, Wile E. Coyote is the master of improv.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:03 pm

Ian Moulding wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
Vorticus wrote: Eh, feeling a bit down today. I'll be back to my normal cheerful self tomorrow.
*Strings Vort up over shark-infested waters with fresh fish in his pockets until he stops emoing*
*Rolls Vort around on a pile of tacks and dips him into a big pool of iodine. Just because it's fun.*

Great! I feel better already!

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:38 pm

I always feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote...he deserves to catch that damn roadrunner!

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:40 pm

Yeah, though I always wondered why he kept going after the road runner when he could have bought himself a 10 course meal with the money he spent on his schemes.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:40 pm

Kat North wrote:I always feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote...he deserves to catch that damn roadrunner!

That's just the evil talking.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:42 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
Kat North wrote:I always feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote...he deserves to catch that damn roadrunner!
That's just the evil talking.

No. All right-thinking, good-hearted people hate the roadrunner. And Tweety Bird.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:45 pm

i'll have to agree, whenever i see the coyote go off the cliff, a part of me dies.

i still laugh, but part of me dies.

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:52 pm

Ian Moulding wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote:
Kat North wrote:I always feel sorry for Wile E. Coyote...he deserves to catch that damn roadrunner!
That's just the evil talking.
No. All right-thinking, good-hearted people hate the roadrunner. And Tweety Bird.

I don't really hate the roadrunner...I just love Wile E. But I do HATE Tweety with the passion of a thousand firey suns...

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:56 pm

Tweety is quite the favorite among the teenie bopper crowd, which would explain most of the hate.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:00 pm

do we even know tweety's gender, or am i just ignorant?

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:02 pm

I've always thought tweety was a boy. Then again, I could be wrong...Nermal from Garfield always seemed like a girl...

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:05 pm

Who cares? I always wanted Sylvester to win and he NEVER DID. Ever.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:07 pm

Kat North wrote:I've always thought tweety was a boy. Then again, I could be wrong...Nermal from Garfield always seemed like a girl...

Hooray I'm not the only one who thought nermal was a girl!

Escushion · Post by **Escushion** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:07 pm

Kat North wrote:I've always thought tweety was a boy. Then again, I could be wrong...Nermal from Garfield always seemed like a girl...

Wait... Nermal's not a girl?!!

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:33 pm

Escushion wrote:
Kat North wrote:I've always thought tweety was a boy. Then again, I could be wrong...Nermal from Garfield always seemed like a girl...
Wait... Nermal's not a girl?!!

I KNOW! He had EYELASHES, for crying out loud!

The only way I knew was when one of the characters referred to Nermal as a "he." I pretended I never heard that so that I wasn't too disturbed.

Rock_dash · Post by **Rock_dash** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:42 am

Nermal even had a female voice in the cartoon. And yet, he's still a boy.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:49 am

Hating Tweety is not a challenge.

I also hate Jerry. The part of inspiration for mass exterminating of rats in "mcDuffies" came from burning hatred for Jerry.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:50 am

mcDuffies wrote:Hating Tweety is not a challenge.

I also hate Jerry. The part of inspiration for mass exterminating of rats in "mcDuffies" came from burning hatred for Jerry.

Of course you hate Jerry. He encourages violence against felines.