For the flying car

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:14 pm

yaoi furry tentacle pr0n?

Goddessmisca · Post by **Goddessmisca** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:28 pm

ce6 wrote:yaoi furry tentacle pr0n?

*TWITCH!*

ManaUser · Post by **ManaUser** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:09 pm

Warning: really nasty, I mean it.

swordsman3003 wrote:I'm still waiting. Hrmph, and you guys call yourselves denizens.

Alright, try this leber joke:
A leper goes into a bar, and goes up to the bartender he says "I know I look bad, but I just want some music and a good beer, can I come in? The bartender says "sure, no problems, but let's put you in the back, so the other customer's can't see you as well so the leper sits in the back, and the bartender brings him the beer he asks "are you sure I'm not bothering you?" The bartender says no. A while later, the bartender comes back, he asks again, the bartender says no. Then, on the third beer, the bartender starts puking all over. The leper says "I'm so sorry! I knew I was bothing you. I'll leave right away." The bartender says "it's not you, it's the guy next to you dipping his chip in your arm."

Or the supposed definition of the word mung:
Two people dig up the corpse of a recently deceased woman. But not too recently, the internal organs have to be liquified, or at least gelatinous. One person must perform cunnilingus on the corpse, and the second backs up and does a running jump onto the corpse's stomach. The first person has to eat everything that enters his mouth.

Those stand out in my mind as the two most disgusting things I've ever read.

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:43 pm

I'll take a crack at it.

A deranged maniac kidnaps you and your sister (or brother), as well as you. He slits open your sibling's bowels, and drags out a piece of intestine. He cuts off your testacles while shoving the piece down your throat.

Kite-san · Post by **Kite-san** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:41 pm

okay, i'm out of th erunnign at mung, that's just... eww.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 8:50 pm

Mung...that was a good one. I will admit, I almost felt a little wierd. Almost, but not really. If someone can beat that, I think they might do it.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:44 am

swordsman3003 wrote:Mung...that was a good one. I will admit, I almost felt a little wierd. Almost, but not really. If someone can beat that, I think they might do it.

Mung sounds....delicious.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:02 pm

Or the supposed definition of the word mung:
Two people dig up the corpse of a recently deceased woman. But not too recently, the internal organs have to be liquified, or at least gelatinous. One person must perform cunnilingus on the corpse, and the second backs up and does a running jump onto the corpse's stomach. The first person has to eat everything that enters his mouth.

Well that takes "eating her out" to a whole new level...

A deranged maniac kidnaps you and your sister (or brother), as well as you. He slits open your sibling's bowels, and drags out a piece of intestine. He cuts off your testacles while shoving the piece down your throat.

My testacles would be a small price to pay, every day I hate her more.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:23 pm

Wow....I like my family.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:53 pm

Mung is pretty gross...

~Sara

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 2:53 pm

http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/

Something there is bound to make you hurl. And if not...?

Abe Vigoda's testicles.

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:45 pm

I couldn't find Abe Vigoda's "Testicles" but... I did throughly enjoy those jokes. Maybe I'm a sick fuck for finding a few of them strangely arousing. Though not the parts about excrement or mutilation. Just the fisting and anal sex and what have you. I mean sure, it's incest but, it's not my brother or sister so I don't give a shit who's fucking who. As long as they're both consenting, or at least enjoying themselves at one point...

I blame the internet... and video games.

Queenhank · Post by **Queenhank** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:16 pm

I couldn't find Abe Vigoda's "Testicles"

So...Abe Vigoda's testicles are only theoretical? How long, I wonder, did you search for his testicles before giving up? What did Mr. Vigoda have to say about the whole affair? I am awash with questions as to your encounter with Abe Vigoda; do tell!

Awkwardschoolgirl · Post by **Awkwardschoolgirl** » Fri Jan 27, 2006 5:18 pm

Mwa ha ha... Now I feel stupid. I just reread your first post. On my first skimming of it I assumed that Abe Vigoda's testicles was a version of the joke that was the worst... I thought you meant Abe Vigoda's "Testicles". Ho hum. I still enjoyed the site.

GreenAdder · Post by **GreenAdder** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:01 pm

I didn't watch the AMV. Curse of dial-up. However I did watch the original Kevin Smith short this is based on, both when it originally aired and later on the Clerks X DVD (what? You don't own it? Go to the store.). No, I wouldn't do that for the flying car.

The flying car is too impractical. People can't even drive in two dimensions, let alone three. If something breaks on a ground vehicle, you can generally get it off the road before too much harm occurs. If something breaks on a flying / hovering vehicle, it's a long way down. There'd be too much liability involved.

Maybe if there was a dead-certain cure for a deadly disease, or FTL space travel, I'd lose the foot and subject myself to random scientist diddling. But not for no stinking flying car.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 7:43 pm

ce6 wrote:yaoi furry tentacle pr0n?

*fap fap fap fap spurt*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:09 pm

Lord knows the world needs more people like you KotM.

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For the flying car

Would you let the german sadist cut your foot off and have his way with you, all for the flying car?