Nothing beats conversations overheard in the bathroom.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:19 pm

I just walked into the men's room (conveniently located across the hall from my dorm room) and there were two guys standing there having a conversation. One was Karlton, who lives right next door, and the other was a very rowdy friend of his who is in our hall often.

I'm taking a leak, and I hear Karlton say, "It's okay, so you had a little anal sex, it's gonna be fine."

To which his friend replies: "Dude, I tore her asshole open!"

"So tomorrow you take her to the health center and she'll be fine." says Karlton as they leave.

Yum. I'm going to try very hard not to think about assholes getting torn open when I go to bed tonight.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:29 pm

Waaaaaaah, I can't get to sleep now.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:38 pm

It could have been worse.. he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

Lowky · Post by **Lowky** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:45 am

kingofthemorlocks wrote:I just walked into the men's room (conveniently located across the hall from my dorm room) and there were two guys standing there having a conversation. One was Karlton, who lives right next door, and the other was a very rowdy friend of his who is in our hall often.

What I want to know is when did etiquette depart and make it okay to talk to anyone in the bathroom. I am seeing it more and more.

I thought esp as a male it was get in look straight ahead, say nothing finish and get out. Now i hear cell phone conversations (this one really grosses me out. I don't want to hear you pissing or shitting while i am talking on the phone with you). Have also had several instances lately where someone has tried to start a conversation with me while I am going to the bathroom.

Putaro · Post by **Putaro** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 5:45 am

I used to have one of those Nextel phones with the walkie talkie feature. Invariably someone would buzz me when I was in the can. And you don't get a ring, instead you get someone's voice coming out of your phone - "Are you there?"

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:17 am

Lowky wrote:
What I want to know is when did etiquette depart and make it okay to talk to anyone in the bathroom. I am seeing it more and more.

I thought esp as a male it was get in look straight ahead, say nothing finish and get out. Now i hear cell phone conversations (this one really grosses me out. I don't want to hear you pissing or shitting while i am talking on the phone with you). Have also had several instances lately where someone has tried to start a conversation with me while I am going to the bathroom.

No no, they weren't pissing or anything. Just standing there. IIRC, Karlton was leaning on the row of sinks.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 6:42 am

Lowky wrote:What I want to know is when did etiquette depart and make it okay to talk to anyone in the bathroom. I am seeing it more and more.

Yes! This is a major pet peeve of mine. There are these kids at my school who think it's great fun and a-o-k to, be it at a urinal or in a stall, strike up conversations with $#@%#@$% STRANGERS! If you can't even see the person, and they're in a stall, using the GODDAM RESTROOM, then seriously, SHUT UP!

Nothing more... disconcerting than being there taking a crap and having the guy next to you go "so... takin' a crap?" WTF?!

Oy. Glad someone else finds it disturbing.

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:45 am

Gengar003 wrote:
Lowky wrote:What I want to know is when did etiquette depart and make it okay to talk to anyone in the bathroom. I am seeing it more and more.
Yes! This is a major pet peeve of mine. There are these kids at my school who think it's great fun and a-o-k to, be it at a urinal or in a stall, strike up conversations with $#@%#@$% STRANGERS! If you can't even see the person, and they're in a stall, using the GODDAM RESTROOM, then seriously, SHUT UP!

Nothing more... disconcerting than being there taking a crap and having the guy next to you go "so... takin' a crap?" WTF?!

Oy. Glad someone else finds it disturbing.

That's when you say, "Hey, you know when you're taking a piss/dump, and some total stranger just starts talking to you at random? Don't you hate that?"

SpasticSage · Post by **SpasticSage** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 8:45 am

Someone should totally bring up the fact that this kind of behavior was encouraged in the thread about breaking rules that aren't really rules.

Oh, wait. I just did!

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:50 am

squidflakes wrote:It could have been <strike>worse</strike> much, much better... he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:20 am

Honor wrote:
squidflakes wrote:It could have been <strike>worse</strike> much, much better... he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

Honor, your words touch me...in my no-no spot.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:02 am

Woah, hawtness.

HoneyNClover · Post by **HoneyNClover** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:41 am

Honor wrote:
squidflakes wrote:It could have been <strike>worse</strike> much, much better... he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

So true, so true xD

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:13 pm

squidflakes wrote:It could have been worse.. he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

Who told you about that? I swear it's a lie! He was asking for it!

Error of Logic · Post by **Error of Logic** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:37 pm

Ah, these little slices of intimate life ... can be really disturbing, can't they? -_-; Right now, I'm wondering whether the poor woman did get the care she needed ... Sheesh!
Talking in the urinal ... If anyone's writing a list of men's do's and dont's, they should add "Saying more than 'Hey' and 'How are ya?' and similar" to the dont's-list. Seriously, it's annoying and to me, just impolite. Who wants a good, long chat in a public convenience?

Maximuscoolman · Post by **Maximuscoolman** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 4:06 pm

Relevant here
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/232839

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:17 pm

Actually, I saw that a long time ago. It is relevant.

Moo Cow · Post by **Moo Cow** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:29 pm

Ew, Bill, talk about messed up etiquitte.... (shaddup i don't feel like spelling)... more than not talking in the bathroom, you're supposed to be good to your girlfriend's ass and use plenty of lube and take it slow!

Honor, agreed. My ideal mate would let me fuck 'em in the ass.

~Sara

FreedomsPaladin · Post by **FreedomsPaladin** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:01 pm

Honor wrote:
squidflakes wrote:It could have been <strike>worse</strike> much, much better... he could have said "She tore my asshole open"

Kingofthemorlocks · Post by **Kingofthemorlocks** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:34 pm

Moo Cow wrote:Ew, Bill, talk about messed up etiquitte.... (shaddup i don't feel like spelling)... more than not talking in the bathroom, you're supposed to be good to your girlfriend's ass and use plenty of lube and take it slow!

Honor, agreed. My ideal mate would let me fuck 'em in the ass.

~Sara

Neither of them was, in fact, using the bathroom. They had simply decided to talk in there for privacy reasons, which obviously failed.

Myself, I'm not too keen on having anal sex...which works out well, because if I tried it on Christine she'd rip my dick off and shove it up my own ass. One of her ex's tried just ramming his dick up her hiney-hole without warning her.

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