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OK then...set out to make a pr0n movie...add some Daleks...and you get this...

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Is this one of those situations where something is so bad, it's good?
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bwahaha
Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: ?It?s outrageous to think of them touching up naked women ? Daleks just don?t behave like that.?
And this is why sci-fi geeks are stereotyped as sexless dweebs. Or rather, one of the many reasons...

Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise. And the english think that our TV shows are crap???

At least Star Trek geeks started writing porno fan fiction almost from the very beginning.

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bwahaha
Life-long fan Colin Brown, 44, said: "It's outrageous to think of them touching up naked women. Daleks just don't behave like that."
And this is why sci-fi geeks are stereotyped as sexless dweebs. Or rather, one of the many reasons...

Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise. And the english think that our TV shows are crap???

At least Star Trek geeks started writing porno fan fiction almost from the very beginning.

Edited to fix database-mangled characters

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This idea is worth a brief chuckle, but no more than that. I remember being pretty intimidated by the Daleks when I first saw them ...
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I don't even know what to think of it.

Ofcourse. If anyone I know ever try to look through all of Dr. Who I will try to find this and sneak it in after a while.

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Um...

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File Not Funny.

Not that it's really all that unfunny... I've just been dying for an opportunity to use the 707 bit.
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Honor wrote:Um...

HTML Error: 707.
File Not Funny.

Not that it's really all that unfunny... I've just been dying for an opportunity to use the 707 bit.
Of course you have. It's a fine joke. ^^
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jackalope wrote:Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise.
Actually they can now. Admittedly they now look like Dalek Chavs with the bling and the underlighting but it does work so...

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Ghastly, excellent comic as always...sorry about almost spoiling things :oops:
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I wonder if it's wrong that the last panel makes me think of a twinkie

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I do wonder... Was there some girl + dalek action, or just girl + girl action with the daleks there to serve as "plot"?

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well, i can sorta see where they're coming from, i mean, the Dalek manifesto is summed up pretty much as "if it's not Dalek, kill it" so Dalek's kidnaping and molesting does seem a tad out of character....

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Heh ... The new installment is quite good, quite good. That Dalek does sound like a Twinkie at the end, but it looks like tentacle-fiend-girl isn't going to get it anytime soon. ^^
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*hums the Dalek Song quietly in the background*

Frankly, It's a bit silly.... but I can almost side with them on this. They Daleks weren't being parodied(as far as I could tell), but were actually being used as Daleks, thus it's a copyright infringment...(presuming British copyright laws are the same as american) still...
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jackalope wrote:bwahaha
Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs!
Or rocky terrain... or steep hills... or any terrain that isn't completely smooth.

This is why Dr Who will never return as an actual television series. The villains are all completely retarded and un-frightening and the fans wont let anyone move away from the original to make it less retarded.

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I'm sorry, but I'm not as uber geek as I thought. What is a Dalek?

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swordsman3003 wrote:I'm sorry, but I'm not as uber geek as I thought. What is a Dalek?
*gasps* you never watched Dr Who?!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalek

http://www.dalekcity.co.uk/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/episodes/dalek.shtml

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Chaszmyr Mae'Val wrote:
jackalope wrote:Sorry, the "most sinister" villians in the Dr.Who universe can't navigate stairs! Good thing there's ADA and DDA laws now. The poor things would be totally defeated otherwise.
Actually they can now. Admittedly they now look like Dalek Chavs with the bling and the underlighting but it does work so...

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RavenxDrake wrote:*hums the Dalek Song quietly in the background*

Frankly, It's a bit silly.... but I can almost side with them on this. They Daleks weren't being parodied(as far as I could tell), but were actually being used as Daleks, thus it's a copyright infringment...(presuming British copyright laws are the same as american) still...
They're similar. For example anyone who appreciates larger thinks of Budweiser as Czech rather than American.

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LeftTentacleGreen wrote: This is why Dr Who will never return as an actual television series. The villains are all completely retarded and un-frightening and the fans wont let anyone move away from the original to make it less retarded.
Hate to break it to you but it has, second new series will be coughed up fairly soon. I have to say as a member of the british public, we realy need more impressive ways to be nationaly recognised, I mean, america has a string of celebrity nutjobs in office canada has maple syrup, japan is the birthplace of tentacle rape, and what to we get? Salt shaker shaped cyborgs *sigh*

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