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Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:36 pm

Doubleplusgood talk, Honor.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 7:23 pm

Well, according to this elementary school ruler (which just seems wrong) I am packing 7 inches, almost exactly. I don't have anything good to measure girth with though.

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:20 pm

Well, according to this elementary school ruler (which just seems wrong) I am packing 7 inches, almost exactly. I don't have anything good to measure girth with though.

..SEE? SEE?? *sigh*

I have no physical trait that makes me a desirable human compared to anyone else...

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:33 pm

You could always attract them with your amazing persona.

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:47 pm

swordsman3003 wrote:Well, according to this elementary school ruler (which just seems wrong) I am packing 7 inches, almost exactly. I don't have anything good to measure girth with though.

String usually works.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:33 pm

I lose

!

Or... maybe

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:59 pm

Average penis size has been studied a few times, the Kinsey Institute being a noted examiner of the subject.
A nice chart on the matter can be found here.

The averages for three different studies are quoted at the bottom of the page:
Kinsey:
length: 6.16 inches
girth: 4.84 inches

UC San Francisco:
length: 5.1 inches
girth: 4.9 inches

Brazil:
length: 5.7 inches
girth: 4.7 inches

And remember guys, measure along the top, not the bottom. (by cheating and measuring the bottom, it can add an extra 1.5 inches of unuseable distance)
as for me, a modest 5.75 inch length and 5.5 inch girth

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:22 am

Well it would seem that I was measuring girth worng, Its 4.6 inches...

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:30 am

I always thought you were female, ce6. [worldviewshift]

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:43 am

Well, I'm at school right now so I'll pull out the string later.

Just wondering, where do I measure girth?

Shirt Guy Xom · Post by **Shirt Guy Xom** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:09 am

swordsman3003 wrote:Well, I'm at school right now so I'll pull out the string later.

Just wondering, where do I measure girth?

I don't think a string will cut it, you might have to go rent an electron microscope.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:23 am

At least he's got girth to measure, mr. 2-dimensional stick-figure

Tellner · Post by **Tellner** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:34 pm

Xom, did you wake up on the wrong side of the crib this month?

HentaiCat · Post by **HentaiCat** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 2:51 pm

tellner wrote:Xom, did you wake up on the wrong side of the crib this month?

Burn

Honor · Post by **Honor** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 4:20 pm

*facepalm* You know how much it vexes me that it's at least partially my fault we're talking about this?

ce6 wrote:Average penis size has been studied a few times, the Kinsey Institute being a noted examiner of the subject.... etc.

I looked at the linked chart and something occurred to me. I wonder if these numbers are... top-heavy at all, given the way these studies would have to take place... I mean, it's kinda got to start, at some point, with the question "Hello. Do you mind if we measure your penis?"

So... Over the *grins* length of a given sample population, wouldn't those who (justifiably or un-) considered themselves small tend to more frequently answer "I wouldn't mind, really, but I'm late for class. Maybe later." and wouldn't those who (justifiably or un-) considered themselves large tend to more frequently answer "Oh, hell no I wouldn't mind. Just look at this monster!"

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 6:09 pm

Heh, that makes sense. I always knew I was 700% more than the average.

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:48 pm

Gengar003 wrote:I always thought you were female, ce6. [worldviewshift]

You wouldn't be the first, don't let it scare you. I know I've tripped up at least LindaH from these forums before, and definitely a few others in the real world.
(the "ooh, long pretty hair, it must be a girl" stereotype is still very common)

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 8:56 pm

Actually, it was your avatar....

Ce6 · Post by **Ce6** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 9:42 pm

I drew that up as a tattoo design a few years back, something personal and distinctive. I'm not sure where it signifies femininity, but then I don't spend much time studying symbolism either.

Lund · Post by **Lund** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:29 am

After reading this thread I no longer know if I should write about what I wish for christmas, my take on political correctness or the size of my penis.

Anyway. For christmas I have no idea. A pair of tight glossy (I don't know what the material is called in English. Lack in Swedish and german) pant would be nice.

Political correctness is as I see it a try to make people less of the assholes they are. Sometimes it makes them more so you need a careful balance by being correct but not too correct.

The limb in my pants is around 7.8 inch long while erect. The girth I do not know.

Considering that I'm almost 6.7 feet tall it is parhaps not all that strange.