Furry Porn Thread (NSFW)

[ChaosBurnFlame]

I got a comic on page 4 and page 10.

[Cope]

Let's just face it: everyone's e-peen is bigger than his.

[Yeahduff]

The lyrics from the "great underground rap group" that MSP had quoted were from Insane Clown Posse.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahahahhahahahaha.

Also, had no idea the guide was still working.

[MSPcomix]

well, he's already breaking the Comic Genesis terms of service.

http://mysticstudiosproductions.comicgenesis.com/ is not a comic website. He's using it like a geocities website. No comic, no archive...

The site indexes multiple websites on CG. I've been planning on putting some comics unrelated to my main series on there, but I haven't gotten around to it.

The CG Guide clearly doesn't work, because Google Analytics directly contradicts whatever's posted on there with actual website data.

[Bustertheclown]

More importantly, regarding the whole page hits thing, CG does actually have a way to track a site's popularity, sitting there all pink and naked, for everyone to see. It's a bit archaic at this point, so I guess nobody thinks to go check it anymore, but the "By Pages Loaded" listing of the Guide Index shows us what comics are getting hits, by overall percentage.

Theeere it is!
http://guide.comicgenesis.com/KeenspaceNumPL_118.html

thank you google search "site:guide.comicgenesis.com horndog"

I just tried that trick for me. I am WAY higher up than I should be. I guess that should be a cue to start updating again.

[Cope]

Oh, thank goodness! I thought the weight of all your backpedaling and self-contradictions and demonstrable lies had caused you to implode or something.

[WendyW]

well, he's already breaking the Comic Genesis terms of service.

http://mysticstudiosproductions.comicgenesis.com/ is not a comic website. He's using it like a geocities website. No comic, no archive...

The site indexes multiple websites on CG. I've been planning on putting some comics unrelated to my main series on there, but I haven't gotten around to it.

The CG Guide clearly doesn't work, because Google Analytics directly contradicts whatever's posted on there with actual website data.

Except that you still can't seem to work out how to do a screen grab, so the guide is the only evidence we have.

[MSPcomix]

The guide doesn't have any evidence of how many people have viewed the page, it just says that there are 239 comics uploaded (which I believe is inaccurate).

[MSPcomix]

And, by the way, "the guide" was abandoned when I started out on this site.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

well, he's already breaking the Comic Genesis terms of service.

http://mysticstudiosproductions.comicgenesis.com/ is not a comic website. He's using it like a geocities website. No comic, no archive...

The site indexes multiple websites on CG. I've been planning on putting some comics unrelated to my main series on there, but I haven't gotten around to it.

The CG Guide clearly doesn't work, because Google Analytics directly contradicts whatever's posted on there with actual website data.

so the CG Guide is broken because it contradicts data you alone can see.

And the counter, is that broken too? The only that only has your HITS, not VISITS, as under 20 thousand? A "Hit" is every time your site is called up. A "Visit" is when a unique IP hits it once in a 24 hour period. Counters always count Hits, not Visits. Is the counter broken too?

So both are broken except for Harvey the Rabbit, and Al the hologram, both of which only you can hear and see.

By the way, yes, using a CG account to put up a site like that IS against CG's terms of use. You're using it as a 'hub' site, which is treating CG like Geocities. CG is NOT Geocities.

[WendyW]

And, by the way, "the guide" was abandoned when I started out on this site.

However, it counts your comics so it obviously is still working to some extent.
Any closer to finding out how to do a screen grab yet?

[MSPcomix]

Come on, lazy, stupid people, there's a counter right on my fucking website that shows that I have over 1 million views.

[Cope]

Hey, forget learning how to take a screen capture.....have you learned to count yet?

[MSPcomix]

Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.

[Yeahduff]

Come on, lazy, stupid people, give me more traffic.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Come on, lazy, stupid people, there's a counter right on my fucking website that shows that I have over 1 million views.

And his enemies are committing suicide at the gates!

[WendyW]

Come on, lazy, stupid people, there's a counter right on my fucking website that shows that I have over 1 million views.

Can I ask you a question?
I'll ask anyway. Have you ever passed a math exam?

[OppernaR]

The CG Guide clearly doesn't work, because Google Analytics directly contradicts whatever's posted on there with actual website data.

HOLY CRAP! The number of pageviews on my CG comic that hasn't updated in over 5 years (it's on page 19, by the way) just got TWELVE GAZILLION BILLION UNIQUE VISITS!
It's right there on my actual website data and in the letter I got from Al Gore congratulating me on being the most awesome and loved independent underground comix publisher EVER in the history of EVERYTHING FOREVER! Insane Clown Posse just called me to tell me they wrote a rap dedicated to me and want to be my best friends forever. I can't show you the site data because my internets are broken, I can't scan the letter either because I had to use parts of my scanner to defuse a nuclear anthrax smart bomb mid flight and the song written in my glory is so incredibly underground that if I let you hear it I'll have to set the man on you. So yeah, sorry. Still totally true though!

Still don't see what I did there?

edit:

Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.

I've been a member here longer than you. Not a very active one, true. We're not harassing anyone and the only links to TWCL you'll find are posted by non-TWCL members (as far as I know). I came back here to see the trainwreck, then decided to post to inform the friendly people here of your charming personality, then stayed for the hahas and to see if you'd smart up a bit this time.

[MSPcomix]

Please ban the TWCL fools.

[WendyW]

Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.

oppernaR registered in 2004 and I registered last year.
Try again.