yeah, but it helped keep Barry Au H2O outta the white houseaeridus wrote:That's a horrible ad!
Ch-ch-ch-chain of fools.
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I guess that would be chaingang.Lulujayne wrote:Ball and chain anyone?
(went to a wedding yesterday)
Also, lulz, I'm the only one in the chain gang at the moment, as it seems.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
Chain letter - the terrifying weapon of choice wielded by pony-riding, unicorn-loving 11 year old girls, often called Sharon.
The Sharon can often be found in primary school playgrounds, drawing unicorns on any flat surface available and boring everone else to tears with her equestrian prowess.
The Sharon is actually the larvae stage of a much larger, and much more insidious life-cycle. Certain respected biologists have noted that The Sharon very often matures into the kind of person that initiates and sends those stupid "Copy this message to the 15 most beautiful people you know. If you get sent it twice then you are just super special! Huggz kissez!" chain messages on MySpace.
She has also been known to send those annoying roses made from elaborately positioned punctuation. It has also been observed that if The Sharons ever put their time and creativity into anything other than replicating hallmark designs in ASCII and sending on yet another chain letter/message - there would indeed be a frightening new world order.
The Sharon is a fundamental reason why I don't use MySpace.... Or like unicorns
The Sharon can often be found in primary school playgrounds, drawing unicorns on any flat surface available and boring everone else to tears with her equestrian prowess.
The Sharon is actually the larvae stage of a much larger, and much more insidious life-cycle. Certain respected biologists have noted that The Sharon very often matures into the kind of person that initiates and sends those stupid "Copy this message to the 15 most beautiful people you know. If you get sent it twice then you are just super special! Huggz kissez!" chain messages on MySpace.
She has also been known to send those annoying roses made from elaborately positioned punctuation. It has also been observed that if The Sharons ever put their time and creativity into anything other than replicating hallmark designs in ASCII and sending on yet another chain letter/message - there would indeed be a frightening new world order.
The Sharon is a fundamental reason why I don't use MySpace.... Or like unicorns

I shall keep myself in oysters for the rest of the week, thank you very much.
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Take me now, I'm yours.swordsman3003 wrote:I always REPLY ALL with a link to the snopes article disproving whatever the email is.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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but they are not really The Sharon, they are but **Sharon Fingers** how silly to smell **Sharon Fingers** and think that they are The Sharon.
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bring RRR to iRL!!
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bring RRR to iRL!!
"In volatile market, only stable investment is PORN!" - Trekkie Monster, Avenue Q
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I'LL RIP YOU FUCKING ANKLES OFF!
Burnt face man is truly great. Salad fingers too, but it's muy creepismo.
Burnt face man is truly great. Salad fingers too, but it's muy creepismo.
The gospel preacher, the hostile teacher/The face of God with an impostor's features
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
This is the prophecy - the cult leader/The people's temple, the holy ground, the war compound
Four-pound to rifles, disciples, the holy idles/Supreme truth, the cult leader with the green tooth
The multi-millionaire with a stare that can freeze troops/I program people to kill
The motiviational speaker, my words cause people to feel/It's mind control, let the cult leader guide your soul
Open up your eyes to the lies he told/The general, the chief, I be the political pioneer
The cult leader, you can believe in me, I am here/Bless the children, take you under my wing, shelter
Helter Skelter, this is it, you can't kill me I'll exist forever. Cult Leader!
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