Randy and the Ketones...good name for a rock band

KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Sun Nov 26, 2000 11:29 am

Zackly what sort of dietary regimen do you have yerself on lately, Randy Roo? NutraSweet and ketosis sound mighty intriguing. And what's with the "HI LADY!!I go now."Don't MAKE me come up there and grab you by the ear and sit you down,just to find out what's happening..Geesh, ya explode ONE tiny little internal organ and stay in the hospital for a week, cruisin'on delirium and Demerol (same thing), and all hell breaks loose with your Utah famblies. Write me an email, or something. Maybe I can give you some gross suggestions for appendicitis-based comics... ------------------

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Mon Nov 27, 2000 9:11 am

Life is swell up here. I made a sugar-free cheescake, but it ends up it seems to have too much sugar in the crust to be truly Atkins-worthy... I'll finish it slowly, day by day.

Rebecca isn't QUITE aware that I've tried to cut carbs out of my diet altogether. But soon I'll have a washboard tummy and she'll swoon and say "My you're handsome!" and we'll celebrate with chocolate milk.

Sorry 'bout your busted guts. Man, if I ever lose an organ, I'm KEEPING it. Ain't no doctor claiming my innards as his biohazard.------------------
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KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Mon Nov 27, 2000 11:26 am

Ahh, you're Atkinsing... good luck. You're a better man than I, if you can say goodbye to carbs. ('Specially since I have a brand-new bread maker, and Sandra's recipe for the bread that kept me alive the second week I was in Utah--if it hadn't been for her bread, I'd have probably croaked in Howard's basement...whoa, what a story THAT would have made to tell my grandchildren. Pity I wouldn't have been around to tell it to them.)I asked to see my appendix, but the surgeon laughed sardonically and said I wouldn't have wanted to see it (like HE knows what I want to see). Besides, they had a heck of a time fishing out all the bits. I want my money back. It's mine, darn it! Besides, I think green and black look rather nice together, against a pale pink background. Strictly a matter of taste, I suppose, but I think you'd be with me on this issue, Randy.Yuk. I think I made myself sick. Good thing I'M not trying to do Dr. Atkins' Diet.But good luck, seriously. Rebecca already thinks you're hot, you goober. She married you.