May Flowers

[Arvanna]

Poor Alucard his Master doesn't have a romantic bone in her body, unless she's wasted apparently.

[FelinaofL2]

OUCH. Poor Alucard... Being genuinely romantic only to have Integra give him the cold shoulder.

[Mrrout]

*snerk*

Now only if we knew Herr Doctor's sexuality...

i think he is autosexual!!

[KLCtheBookWorm]

When you said Pip and Alucard would fail at romance this week, I figured it was because they'd both do something stupid. So is Integra going to add "Oblivious" to her list of names? Now I guess it's just up to Pip to be stupid.

[Illusionist]

Finally! Something Alucard isn't good at!

[BigKwell]

(views latest strip, then imitates a plane getting shot down)

I wonder if Pip's attempt is going to less painful.

[Atticusblackwolf]

Ouch

[Reeku]

Oh wow. That's was one hilarious failure. xD

And yet I feel bad for him.

[Xuanwu]

Finally! Something Alucard isn't good at!

I bet that line worked on more than a few girls back in the 1800's. Too bad for Alucard he's dealing with a girl who isn't exactly feminine.

[Tommygunner70]

I bet that line worked on more than a few girls back in the 1800's. Too bad for Alucard he's dealing with a girl who isn't exactly feminine.

I actually know that it still works. In Alucards case though: He just asked the wrong person.


*Read todays*

Oh boy Walter looks pissed.
what did the Catboy do?

Running across a table, and knocking around the silverware in the process?

[Xuanwu]

For Walter to be upset, Schroe must have messed with something rather important. I'd guess digging in Walter's garden, but he's not wearing his gardening outfit. So something house related. Messing up Integra's room? Or, worse, messing with the old room of Arthur Hellsing (I assume his room is locked with the contents undisturbed since his passing).

[Chaos Priest]

Maybe he was just doing what comes naturally to young catboys and was getting a bit too frisky with the neighbors' cats and/or wives. Having to listen to complaints about that kind of thing over and over again could get tiring pretty fast, not to mention putting up with all the yowling.

[Atticusblackwolf]

Maybe he was just doing what comes naturally to young catboys and was getting a bit too frisky with the neighbors' cats and/or wives. Having to listen to complaints about that kind of thing over and over again could get tiring pretty fast, not to mention putting up with all the yowling.

( that's why I'm not a big fan of cats, Schro being an exception)also I'm allergic

Maybe he dug up all the potted plants, or shreaded up the curtians, or even the sofa.My aunt's cats did that.

[Illusionist]

He's a cat. I'm amazed he hadn't gotten in trouble before now.

[Abadon XXX]

"Control your catboy!" X3 awesome

[Reeku]

Schro probably peed on something. Something like Walter's science fiction novels!

I like Chaos Priest's idea though, hahah.

[Chaos Priest]

Schro probably peed on something. Something like Walter's science fiction novels!

I like Chaos Priest's idea though, hahah.

Thanks.

Um, anyway, peeing on Walter's novels would probably also do it. I have to question how much of Schroe's current mind is feline, though. I mean, at the very least things like that would indicate that he has enough intelligence at least to realize that removing certain parts of the body is necessary for, um, certain things, and depending on the outfit that Seras has him in also know how to work things like buttons or zippers. It's either that or he either 1) runs around the mansion with absolutely nothing besides a shirt most of the time, 2) meows in front of the bathroom or his litter box (whichever he uses) when he needs to go until somebody helps him, 3) wearing a diaper, or 4) like so many other fictional characters he only needs to use the restroom when required for comedic purposes, if ever. It is also possible that he still has human intelligence, with the cat like behavior stemming from instinct combined with a complete lack of knowledge. It makes me wonder if Seras is trying to teach him to talk or anything like that.

[KLCtheBookWorm]

Schro probably peed on something. Something like Walter's science fiction novels!

I like Chaos Priest's idea though, hahah.

Thanks.

Um, anyway, peeing on Walter's novels would probably also do it.

I'd have to say my reaction to a catboy peeing on my novels would get a much more violent reaction than merely yelling for his owner to control him. Especially if I had access to the dental floss of death and heavy artillery. But in the Shine universe, I'd probably be working for the British Library.

Only on a slightly related note, I'm stuck the lack of powers from the Integra and Alucard fight. Is Alucard a demon? keeps nagging at me. And this is probably going to become one of those "I'm over-thinking this detail" thoughts. "Demon" to describe vampires and Alucard as well as Dracula gets thrown around a lot in Hellsing and Dracula. Now with the Buffyverse and Anne Rice's vampires, the link between vampires and demons is stated without a doubt. But Vlad's conversion into Dracula is more ambiguous as shown in Hellsing. *Shrug* Or maybe my nagging is because it seems like such a black and white category to shove Alucard into. Course, I have always been more attracted to Vampires: the Masquerade's origin story for vampires, though I haven't looked at any of the newer editions to even see if they are still using it.

Shutting up now, so I can go to bed.

[BigKwell]

(views latest strip)

Well that was a relief! At least it wasn't anything distastful - that is, if you count Pip's perverted comments about how she comforted Schro.

[Xuanwu]

You know, Schroe's a prime candidate to be subjugated to Marshmallow Hell. All we need is Lara Croft, Witchblade, Vampirella, and Lady Death to make cameos and all gang snuggle him.

I wonder how long before Pip starts looking into getting his own set of cat ears?