Interactive Fiction: Tunnels of DOOM!

[Jesusabdullah]

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[The Mortician]

North

> You slam directly into a brick wall.
> You think maybe you're not going NORTH enough otherwise this be a great way to go.
> You slam yourself a few more times into a brick wall, nothing happens after the first few blackouts.

[Jim North]

North

What?

[Jesusabdullah]

North

Oh shizzy, nosebleed. Also, it looks like I really gotta mess with my scanner's levels. They're all wonky. Frickin' linux. Anyway: If it's not clear, the door--that is, the way you just came--was to the north.

More tomorrow!

North

> You slam directly into a brick wall.
> You think maybe you're not going NORTH enough otherwise this be a great way to go.
> You slam yourself a few more times into a brick wall, nothing happens after the first few blackouts.

Damn you Mort, damn youuu!

Also: I'm keeping a web page of this without the extra chatter here.

[Fading Aura]

I can't believe no one has thought of this yet.

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look in backpack

[Jim North]

save

quit

*goes outside to play*

[The Mortician]

I did a MSpaint adventure myself. The guy ended up with a laser eye, a bus pass, stranded on a mountain, and fueled with rage over that tree-gnome.

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Kick the doors down, look everyone in the eye, and start taking names. *pow sock whamo*

[Jesusabdullah]

You should link it, if it's on the 'nets somewhere. I wouldn't mind seeing that.

That stuff in code was for me, right?

[Dr Neo Lao]

REMOVE Item:Skull FROM Head
REMOVE Item:Necronomicon FROM Inventory
USE Item:Necronomicon
*New Skill* Summon Undead
CAST Magic:Summon Undead TARGET Item:Skull
ADD Item:Necronomicon TO Inventory

[Ekolter]

Go back and loot the body

[Jesusabdullah]

look in backpack

REMOVE Item:Necronomicon FROM Inventory
USE Item:Necronomicon

No Necronomicon, but you do have GURPS books...




Frickin' little sisters! SO lame. Guess you'll have to try and find a Necronomicon or something.

Kick the doors down, look everyone in the eye, and start taking names. *pow sock whamo*

Seems the door's locked, and you're way too big of a pansy to kick it down.
Also, your nose has (mostly) stopped bleeding.

Also:

Go back and loot the body

[The Mortician]

You should link it, if it's on the 'nets somewhere. I wouldn't mind seeing that.

It doesnt appear to be in order but I labeled it with what I remembered since I forget where the thread was.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v13/T ... nt=001.jpg

[Phact0rri]

guess its time to go south!

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S

[Linkara]

Attempt to summon willpower through green lantern ring into a key to open the door.

[Fading Aura]

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Read journal.

[Dr Neo Lao]

REMOVE Item:Journal(Loot) FROM Inventory
USE Item:Journal(Loot) [Read it]

*cue flashback*

Query:
Is the loot automatically added to inventory (added to backpack)?
Does the backpack have practical limits (volume, encumbrance)?
Are you following any particular rule system (D&D, d20, GURPS, etc)?

[Jesusabdullah]

guess its time to go south!

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S

It seems we're at a crossroads. The hallway continues South, with branches going East and West.

Attempt to summon willpower through green lantern ring into a key to open the door.

I apologize for not being more familiar with The Green Lantern.



Is it broken? Is it a cheap replica from a cereal box? Or is it merely out of juice? WE MAY NEVER KNOW. At any rate, it doesn't work.

(In case it's not clear, Telly, that is a KEY he's trying to summon, not a phallic object. There are jaggies on the left edge, it's just that the fat marker lines swallowed them a bit is all.)

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Read journal.

REMOVE Item:Journal(Loot) FROM Inventory
USE Item:Journal(Loot) [Read it]

Apologies for not being more familiar with the intricacies of writing as a civil war veteran.



Oh my. I don't think that last bit was relevant.*



Bonus entry:

He must of died while writing it. But, if he was actually dying why would he bother to write it?

I'm gonna chill for the rest of the night. Be back tomorrow!

Query:
Is the loot automatically added to inventory (added to backpack)?
Does the backpack have practical limits (volume, encumbrance)?
Are you following any particular rule system (D&D, d20, GURPS, etc)?

I'm gonna say that loot is automatically added to inventory, and that the backpack is pretty much limitless, mostly because it would just be a waste of time to be like, "So, guys, how much of this shit do you want to keep?" Also, to be clear, you didn't forget to check your pockets or anything.

As far as rules go: Screw rules. I'm just doing what I want and what feels right.


*I mostly blame Telly for this one. Well, okay, the actual story was my idea, but she's the one that joked about a bad slashfic!

[Fading Aura]

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take battery off cell phone

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take string from dice pouch

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pull wire off notebook

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tie wire to battery terminal with string

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coil wire around ring of power(?)

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touch wire to other battery terminal

[Jesusabdullah]

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take battery off cell phone

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take string from dice pouch

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pull wire off notebook

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tie wire to battery terminal with string

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coil wire around ring of power(?)

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touch wire to other battery terminal

I'll tackle this one tomorrow, then deal with other requests. I don't normally want to do this many at once, just so everyone knows. I have (what I think are) good reasons to do so this time, though. So, yeah, like, you'll see...or something.

[Tellurider]

(In case it's not clear, Telly, that is a KEY he's trying to summon, not a phallic object. There are jaggies on the left edge, it's just that the fat marker lines swallowed them a bit is all.)

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*I mostly blame Telly for this one. Well, okay, the actual story was my idea, but she's the one that joked about a bad slashfic!

You know I'm not the only one thinking these things. You know it. And you know that fat marker story is a total lie.

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admit love of phallic objects