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rkolter wrote:
Anything. You order it in advance of your arrival. You eat it on a lovely plain with steaming lakes, geysers, and other spontaneous natural beauty.
Then it explodes and you die. Shows every four hours until we run out of uncongealed land area.
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
rkolter wrote:
Anything. You order it in advance of your arrival. You eat it on a lovely plain with steaming lakes, geysers, and other spontaneous natural beauty.
Then it explodes and you die. Shows every four hours until we run out of uncongealed land area.
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
Which of course, we do.
And for an extra fee, you can use the restroom on the mothership Sortelli.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
Sortelli wrote:
That sounds like a romantic tableau to take an ex-girlfriend. Especially if I can manage to excuse myself early and leave her with the check.
Can't imagine a place like that could stay in business for long unless they charge you in advance...
Which of course, we do.
And for an extra fee, you can use the restroom on the mothership Sortelli.
If the restroom has a viewscreen to the cataclysms on the surface below I am sold.
dracomax wrote:i don't suppose there's a way we could set up a bathroom so you can pee into a volcano?
what? Im not freak! I'm not!
You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way!
like a toilet? why? it's not like my urine is going to last very long in a volcano.
We both know you're just thinking of my planet's volcanos as substitutes for hot nasty planetary poontang. You're a sick freak. Sick and wrong. Stop fantasizing about that. Venus is a beautiful world of horrible pain and devestation, not some intergalactic tart.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"
rkolter wrote:
You are a sick, sick peverted bastard. Stop looking at my planet that way!
like a toilet? why? it's not like my urine is going to last very long in a volcano.
We both know you're just thinking of my planet's volcanos as substitutes for hot nasty planetary poontang. You're a sick freak. Sick and wrong. Stop fantasizing about that. Venus is a beautiful world of horrible pain and devestation, not some intergalactic tart.
he's right, you're thinking of britney spears.
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