That's it.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:24 am

talk is cheap.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:50 am

Hawt

Reesa-chan · Post by **Reesa-chan** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:11 pm

So what's the back story on the picture?

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:31 pm

It was just the ending of a series of weird fucking things that happened within like a three minute period... We were having my birthday party at a club with 1 Euro shooters, and somehow all of my friends left in a big group, leaving four of us ladies behind, so one of the ladies picked up a group of French guys, and I went to the bathroom. Bathrooms here are unisex. I was the only girl in there, and a very drunk guy started declaring his love for me as soon as i walked in, shouting "Je t'aime! Je t'aime!" while following me around and asking if I knew what a french kiss was, to which I responded "Oui, mais NON!" and locked myself in the stall. He continued to knock on the door declaring "Oh, Je t'aime!" until I started knocking back on the other side shouting "je suis occupée maintenant!!!!"

When I came out, there was a guy peeing in the sink. He apologized, but continued to pee in the sink while I waited to wash my hands. I finally get to wash my hands as the guy who declared his love for me came out of the stall, insistant on showing me how to French kiss... I pulled back and he stuck his tongue IN MY EAR. I took off, went back to the table, then looked up to see that naked guy dancing next to the table.

Another pic...

BriHahn · Post by **BriHahn** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:31 pm

Wow, he has a hawt ass.

I need to go back to France now if shit like this happens.

RavenxDrake · Post by **RavenxDrake** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:34 pm

MistressMaggie wrote: When I came out, there was a guy peeing in the sink. He apologized, but continued to pee in the sink while I waited to wash my hands. I finally get to wash my hands as the guy who declared his love for me came out of the stall, insistant on showing me how to French kiss... I pulled back and he stuck his tongue IN MY EAR. I took off, went back to the table, then looked up to see that naked guy dancing next to the table.

See, that's not a french kiss, that's aural sex.

Seth Marati · Post by **Seth Marati** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:38 pm

Booooo.

Aeridus · Post by **Aeridus** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:51 pm

MistressMaggie wrote:It was just the ending of a series of weird fucking things that happened within like a three minute period... We were having my birthday party at a club with 1 Euro shooters, and somehow all of my friends left in a big group, leaving four of us ladies behind, so one of the ladies picked up a group of French guys, and I went to the bathroom. Bathrooms here are unisex. I was the only girl in there, and a very drunk guy started declaring his love for me as soon as i walked in, shouting "Je t'aime! Je t'aime!" while following me around and asking if I knew what a french kiss was, to which I responded "Oui, mais NON!" and locked myself in the stall. He continued to knock on the door declaring "Oh, Je t'aime!" until I started knocking back on the other side shouting "je suis occupée maintenant!!!!"

When I came out, there was a guy peeing in the sink. He apologized, but continued to pee in the sink while I waited to wash my hands. I finally get to wash my hands as the guy who declared his love for me came out of the stall, insistant on showing me how to French kiss... I pulled back and he stuck his tongue IN MY EAR. I took off, went back to the table, then looked up to see that naked guy dancing next to the table.

Another pic...

Damn, that makes me want to dance naked too!

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:59 pm

MistressMaggie wins.

Lulujayne · Post by **Lulujayne** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:11 pm

He stuck your tongue in your ear and you just went back to the table? Man, my knee would have connected with his balls faster than lightning.

Different strokes for different folks I guess

Sonofzeal · Post by **Sonofzeal** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:36 pm

The friends freaking out in the background make that second pic so much better... ^______^

Hydrajak · Post by **Hydrajak** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:41 am

Does anyone else wonder why Maggie isn't getting any sex?

She is Hawt!

Sorry Maggie, but Churba wins. Getting a guy naked is easy, just ask. Surviving a wheel coming of a car is a once in a lifetime experience, unless you are a NASCAR driver. Surviving a wheel coming off AND getting into a mug/fight with a fake priest/strong arm man is pretty unique... full stop.

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:02 am

I'm working on the sex thing, I fully intend to find out whether the French are the fantastic lovers they're rumored to be. What little I've seen thus far has convinced me there must be some truth to it.

I do, however have to figure out the French mentality regarding dating. I had a Finnish girl tell me that the French guy whose house I slept at the other night probably thinks I am his girlfriend now. I believe I am going to have to sort that out somehow.

Squidflakes · Post by **Squidflakes** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:12 am

I would take the opposite opinion on that Maggie.

My mom and I hosted a French exchange student for a year, and from what I remember, he French tend to be a very teasing people.

But really, it varies by individual.

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:18 am

I like it when my ear gets kissed.....

MistressMaggie · Post by **MistressMaggie** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:50 am

squidflakes wrote:I would take the opposite opinion on that Maggie.

My mom and I hosted a French exchange student for a year, and from what I remember, he French tend to be a very teasing people.

But really, it varies by individual.

I suppose that would also depend upon whether you are pursuing or being pursued.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:34 am

swordsman3003 wrote:I like it when my ear gets kissed.....

How about nibbled? *nom nom*

Indigo Violent · Post by **Indigo Violent** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:35 am

Kittyboymuffin wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:I like it when my ear gets kissed.....
How about nibbled? *nom nom*

You two are adorable. *pets you both*

Swordsman3003 · Post by **Swordsman3003** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:09 pm

Kittyboymuffin wrote:
swordsman3003 wrote:I like it when my ear gets kissed.....
How about nibbled? *nom nom*

If that happens, I usually forget where I am and what I am doing.

Kittyboymuffin · Post by **Kittyboymuffin** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:14 pm

*purrs* ^^