Looks like they Finally Lost It

Legendary · Post by **Legendary** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:55 pm

Nanda wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:
Tellurider wrote: I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.

You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.
So...Let me get this straight. You're advocating the murder of homosexuals who come on to straight men?

No, it's just that homosexuals are better homemakers, so they'd know what fertilizer to pick, right?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Legendary wrote:
Nanda wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:
You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.
So...Let me get this straight. You're advocating the murder of homosexuals who come on to straight men?
No, it's just that homosexuals are better homemakers, so they'd know what fertilizer to pick, right?

No no no, it's just that homosexuals are children of nature, so they defy those alienating products of modern society such as in-door bathrooms.

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:11 pm

Regardless of the gay thing, I think I'd ban Elton John from my country if I could too.

EvilChihuahua · Post by **EvilChihuahua** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:26 pm

I personally find this whole issue silly. My dad is a pastor and he listens to Elton John all the time.

Also, he did have one teacher in elementary school who tried to stop him writing with his left hand.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:42 pm

People should be right handed because that's the way stick-shifts are designed.

...unless they live in Britain, I guess. Then they should be left-handed. Or South Africa. Or wherever else they drive on the left side of the road.

I wonder if they've banned King Diamond. I'd be more worried about him than Elton John if I were a right-wing fundie nutso.

Phact0rri · Post by **Phact0rri** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:17 am

Tellurider wrote:People should be right handed because that's the way stick-shifts are designed.

...unless they live in Britain, I guess. Then they should be left-handed. Or South Africa. Or wherever else they drive on the left side of the road.

I wonder if they've banned King Diamond. I'd be more worried about him than Elton John if I were a right-wing fundie nutso.

does king diamond even play out anymore? he's about ninety now.

Nervous Spy · Post by **Nervous Spy** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:56 am

phactorri wrote:does king diamond even play out anymore? he's about ninety now.

Ninety? Well it depends if you mean chronological age (51) or the impression you get from his face and advanced state of bodily decay...

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:57 pm

Nervous Spy wrote:
phactorri wrote:does king diamond even play out anymore? he's about ninety now.
Ninety? Well it depends if you mean chronological age (51) or the impression you get from his face and advanced state of bodily decay...

KING DIAMOND IS STILL AWESOME SO STFU.

...ahem. I mean, no matter how old he is or what he looks like, I don't care, 'cause I listen to his music for the music. If I cared how old or attractive people were when choosing music, I'd be listening to... uh... whatever boy band or whatever is popular these days.

He toured through Europe last year and is releasing a new album this June, entitled "Gimme Your Soul ... PLEASE." Said in an interview that it's even better than "The Puppet Master" which is my personal favorite, so yays!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:58 pm

Nanda wrote:
mrs_rkolter wrote:
Tellurider wrote: I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.

You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.
So...Let me get this straight. You're advocating the murder of homosexuals who come on to straight men?

No... she's advocating the reuse of dead bodies as fertilizer.

I'm just advocating butt sex for half a million dollars.

... what?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:16 pm

Jackhass wrote:Regardless of the gay thing, I think I'd ban Elton John from my country if I could too.

You'd be blamed for eccentric-celebrity-o-phillia.
Those poor endangered species can't even mate peacefully anymore (ask Michael Jackson)

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:48 pm

philia or phobia?

I like Elton John and Creed. Where does that leave me?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:11 am

Tone-deaf?

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:13 am

Tellurider wrote:People should be right handed because that's the way stick-shifts are designed.

So... When you change gear, you should take your most dexterous hand off the steering wheel? I reckon your cars were designed for lefties, myself.

- Joel Fagin

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:29 am

Joel Fagin wrote:
Tellurider wrote:People should be right handed because that's the way stick-shifts are designed.
So... When you change gear, you should take your most dexterous hand off the steering wheel? I reckon your cars were designed for lefties, myself.

- Joel Fagin

No, changing gears requires more dexterity than holding a big wheel in one position.

Although really if you can't drive one-handed with either hand then you're probably not a real American driver, so I guess for us it's a moot point.

Rhenny · Post by **Rhenny** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:38 am

ivstudios wrote:Irrational hatred of Homosexuals is getting old.

Irrational hatred of any sort is getting old, that or I’m just freaking bitter…
Ultimately it seems to be less about what a sin is but more about what causes “Sinsationalism” to put butts in the seats…

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:41 pm

Risky wrote:philia or phobia?

I like Elton John and Creed. Where does that leave me?

on my list of people i need to kill to end the enabling of Creed

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:49 pm

I wanna see Elton John and Randy Newman fight! That would be awesome, no matter what the outcome, I'd be happy.

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:58 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
Jackhass wrote:Regardless of the gay thing, I think I'd ban Elton John from my country if I could too.
You'd be blamed for eccentric-celebrity-o-phillia.
Those poor endangered species can't even mate peacefully anymore (ask Michael Jackson)

Michael Jackson couldn't mate because he was trying it with little boys!

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:26 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Tone-deaf?

I second tone-deaf.

Terotrous · Post by **Terotrous** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:57 am

I actually am one of those left to right-handed converts. Though apparently it's because I didn't show a clear preference for either hand when I was a baby and you're supposed to pass things to the baby's right hand if you don't know. Probably not evidence of a greater conspiracy by righties...

It's actually kind of convienient, though, if your writing or drawing style sucks, you can say "well it's not me, it's the hand. Not dominant don't ya know?"

As for Elton John, I liked his work in The Lion King. "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" is one of my favorite romantic songs. Perfectly applicable for peoples of all sexual orientations, too.

He's still weird looking, though. Look at that horrible picture in that "ban religion" article. It looks like he's just about to chomp somebody.