Looks like they Finally Lost It

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:01 pm

Nyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to American Idol et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.

because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:14 pm

RemusShepherd wrote: I would personally like to thank Sir John for increasing the planet's lesbian population.

He is enough to scare people away from men.

...which makes me wonder how he can get laid at all...

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:41 pm

ahaugen wrote:
Nyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to American Idol et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.
because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime

Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.

Pattyannboyd · Post by **Pattyannboyd** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:43 pm

it's just in to hate homos right now. Before this it was blacks, before that women were totally undermined.
Once the hated people have contributed to fashion/music industry then they will be hip and most people will move on to hating a new minority, except religious retards and red necks (which fall into religious retards I guess).

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:44 pm

Nyke wrote:
ahaugen wrote:
Nyke wrote:Why can't the church ban crappy musicians from cities. I mean, there are a whole lot of crappy musicians out there (thanks to American Idol et. al.). Some of them have to be gay.
because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime
Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.

should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?

Pattyannboyd · Post by **Pattyannboyd** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:46 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
Nyke wrote:
ahaugen wrote: because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime
Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.
should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?

*gold star'd*

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:56 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
Nyke wrote:
ahaugen wrote: because they will not use their power to stop Creed from being played on the airwaves, and that's the real crime
Letting Creed be played is worse of a crime than running over two puppies.
should i get an award or something for stealing and destroying my sister's creed CDs when i was in 9th grade?

No, it's right up there with not killing people. People just assume you should do it, regardless of rewards.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:59 pm

Creed fucking suck. So they broke up to form two new bands that both sound like Creed.

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:05 pm

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Creed fucking suck. So they broke up to form two new bands that both sound like Creed.

Sort of like amoebas.

Wait, amoebas are cool. My mistake.

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:10 pm

I pictured it more like planarians.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:58 am

I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.

Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:27 am

You wouldn't hold out for more money? I probably would.

Rcmonroe · Post by **Rcmonroe** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:37 am

RemusShepherd wrote:Raised to be a lady by the golden rule
Alice was the spawn of a public school
With a double barreled name in the back of her brain
And a simple case of mummy-doesnt-love-me blues

Reality it seems was just a dream
She couldnt get it on with the boys on the scene
But what do you expect from a chick whos just sixteen
And hey, hey, hey, you know what I mean

All the young girls love alice
Tender young alice they say
Come over and see me
Come over and please me
Alice it's my turn today

-- From 'Everybody Loves Alice', Elton John.

***

I would personally like to thank Sir John for increasing the planet's lesbian population.

The actual title of the song is "All the Girls Love Alice".

And Elton didn't write the lyrics, of course.

None of the above has anything to do with the topic.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:55 am

rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.

Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.

So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.

Kilre · Post by **Kilre** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:01 am

Sorry to stop lurking for a moment, but as I left this topic, I saw an advertisement for Elton John at the top of the page.

Coincidence?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:25 am

The Neko wrote:I pictured it more like planarians.

And because planarians have one way digestive systems, it makes total sense when you hear Creed's music.

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:55 am

Kilre wrote:Sorry to stop lurking for a moment, but as I left this topic, I saw an advertisement for Elton John at the top of the page.

Coincidence?

Dude! ME TOO.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 12:30 pm

Nanda wrote:
rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.

Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.
So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.

I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:42 pm

Tellurider wrote:
Nanda wrote:
rkolter wrote:I would only be concerned with Elton John turning me gay if I found him at my door with flowers, chocolates, and half a million dollars.

Actually... I wouldn't be so much worried about him turning me gay at that point as I would be about explaining to my family where I got five hundred thousand dollars from.
So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.
I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.

You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:18 pm

mrs_rkolter wrote:
Tellurider wrote:
Nanda wrote: So much like the majority of male "gay porn" stars, you're only gay for the $$$.
I think it's more likely that he tasered him, took the cash, gave the flowers/chocolates to Beth, then hid the body in a dumpster.

You had it right til the last part. He would call my REDNECK relatives for a little favor. Those flowers on that hill over in them woods over yonder never grew better. Secret's in the fertilizer.

So...Let me get this straight. You're advocating the murder of homosexuals who come on to straight men?