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JIM · Post by **JIM** » Sun Sep 23, 2001 1:11 am

-- why *are* Shannon and DocMan ravaging a nekkid Darron? Methinks Caryn's a bad influence...JIM------------------
Truth, Silliness, and the Canadian <A HREF="http://aix1.uottawa.ca/~jevan093/hydrogenguy" TARGET=_blank>way</A>.[This message has been edited by JIM (edited 09-23-2001).]

ZOMBIE USER 195 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 195** » Sun Sep 23, 2001 6:48 am

Shannon probably just came along cuz "all the other bandits are doing it", and Docman's probably just doing it cuz Caryn promised him cookies and smooches. But, the question is, why are Josh and Kristy, two adolescents, ravaging a grown man? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

PsychoBlonde · Post by **PsychoBlonde** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 12:18 am

Well DUH...he's NAKED!And tied up!Why ELSE would you ravage a grown man?Really now, Joey. Sheesh.Some people...-PsychoBlonde
-Ravishing naked, tied up men
-"Why do movies suck so much lately?"

ZOMBIE USER 195 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 195** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 2:22 am

Oh, right. So, what about Sporkman and Caryn? Caryn had nothing to do with Bondage Darron (tm) at all; he put the ropes on himSELF? I'm not really buying any of these alibis...
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DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 8:09 am

Actually, ravishing isn't my department. I'm just into banditry for the lucrative previously owned clothing market. After all, Big Assed Sword (tm) polish is expensive. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">It's just bad luck for us that we were hanging around, minding our own business when this blonde guy comes flouncing along wearing nothing but some rope around his wrists. Right away, Josh took a dislike to him and leapt over and bit him on the knee (Josh always was a kneebiter). We pulled Josh off of him, but he started squealing like a stuck pig. Then this leather bondage chick comes leaping in and beats the crap out of us.That's my story, officer, and I'm sticking to it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">Doc

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 8:21 am

I don't know, they appear to make perfect sense to me- I mean, he IS a pretty desperate, (and dumb) individual, he might indeed have tied himself up, aought out a group of unassuming travellers, and accused them of being robbers, just to get the attention of a leather-wearing female-hero type...
Nah, that'd take entirely too much intelligence.
I don't buy it either.

Steve-o · Post by **Steve-o** » Mon Sep 24, 2001 9:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by DocMan:
After all, Big Assed Sword (tm) polish is expensive.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
And a double-entendre to boot.

BJ · Post by BJ » Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:24 am

I'm with Cannonshop. I think for once Darron might be marginally innocent.

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 2:37 am

Though it does leave open the question of why they were "Ravaging" a large (albeit stupid,) man in the woods. None of the "bandits" are nearly as physically large as Darron, which leaves open the possibility that he may have been lured into it (perhaps by the sight of something resembling female smiling at him?) of course, (Slaps forehead) They took advantage of him! geez.
Still, it should be interesting to see if he can fit in "Gabby's" clothes, and what sort of impact it might have on his psyche, given that it may be the first time in a long time he's had his hands under a skirt without being sent to the Medicus...

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Tue Sep 25, 2001 6:06 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cannonshop:
I don't know, they appear to make perfect sense to me- I mean, he IS a pretty desperate, (and dumb) individual, he might indeed have tied himself up, aought out a group of unassuming travellers, and accused them of being robbers, just to get the attention of a leather-wearing female-hero type...
Nah, that'd take entirely too much intelligence.
I don't buy it either.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I didn't say we weren't robbers. We're bandits, for Hades sake! As for him... I'm guessing a horrible cat's cradle accident during his weekly bath. How should I know, he looked like that when I first saw him. As for Caryn and Sporky... well, I'm not sure. I didn't think that Caryn was into disposable plastic flatware, but you never know.Doc

ZOMBIE USER 195 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 195** » Wed Sep 26, 2001 3:41 am

Hee. So the prequel scene would go something like this:(Darron, in bathtub playing Cats in the Cradle, Xanadu playing on his trusty bathroom boombox.)Darron: (playing) Hmmph. Mindy makes this stupid game look so hard. There's nothin' to--(he sneezes explosively. His hands are now unfixably tangled together)(Damien enters, towel and shampoo in hand. He freezes upon seeing Darron bound up)Darron: This isn't what it looks like, I swear.Damien: It LOOKS like you're tied up and naked. Should I get a Polaroid for Liza?Darron: (scrambling out of the tub) No way!Damien: Well, you'd best run into the woods out back and see if you can find some people with knives and swords to cut those off your wrists.Darron: (light bulb above head) Hey...that's a good idea! I'll be right back.Damien: (as Darron dashes off) Or cut off other stuff. Eh. Whatever...-- <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">(I wrote this here cuz I have half a mind to draw it later on; I just didn't want to lose it on some scrap of paper. Carry on!)