Black Sparrow wrote:Bah. You're both crazy. Pirates are better than paladins and vikings combined! Seriously.
Well duh, but pirates weren't mentioned.
Actually
I wrote:Vikings, by definition, are rougher, tougher and cooler pirates.
So pirates are cooler than vikings and paladins combined, but vikings alone are cooler than pirates.
From this we derive that paladins have negative coolness.
Så länge skutan kan gå, så länge hjärtat kan slå, så länge solen den glittrar på böljorna blå...
Black Sparrow wrote:Bah. You're both crazy. Pirates are better than paladins and vikings combined! Seriously.
Well duh, but pirates weren't mentioned.
Actually
I wrote:Vikings, by definition, are rougher, tougher and cooler pirates.
So pirates are cooler than vikings and paladins combined, but vikings alone are cooler than pirates.
From this we derive that paladins have negative coolness.
Obviously. Have you ever D&Ded beside a paladin character? They're like coolness vaccuums. They suck away at the coolness of anyone in their vicinity.
This is going in my notebook titled "Things I Didn't Know about Surface Dwellers."