Worse than the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick.

Tynan · Post by **Tynan** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:37 pm

legostargalactica wrote:it's like whoever came up with the concept was so high up in the company no one wanted to point out "umm.. sir.. that kinda looks like a penis"

Well they did but the boss said "what do you mean it looks like a penis!? What are you jenson a racist!? Not all spanish children look like a penis!"

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:39 pm

So I take it some of them do?

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:40 pm

Well if Dora doesn't do anything for you, there's always Spongebob...

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:51 pm

What's whrong with kids having their own vibrators?

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:55 pm

they dont vibrate though
they just sit there and make noise.... and they're less than 3 inches tall...so...yeah

seriously...beyond the shape of it it's pretty useless other than for a laugh.

And they aren't cheap either...

And as a toy they're cute for like 10 minutes then they're just annoying like all virtual pets.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:12 pm

mvmarcz wrote:they dont vibrate though
they just sit there and make noise.... and they're less than 3 inches tall...so...yeah

seriously...beyond the shape of it it's pretty useless other than for a laugh.

And they aren't cheap either...

You make it sound like you've tried to use them in that manner.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:20 pm

no I'm just describing the toy and it's not rocket science as to what would make an effective sex toy.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:22 pm

mvmarcz wrote:no I'm just describing the toy and it's not rocket science as to what would make an effective sex toy.

If it fits, then that's all that matters.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:24 pm

but not all sex toys vibrate and I know they sell toys that range from only an inch long. 3 inches isn't all that uncommon of a size for them.

With that said, I find this find, Hillarious. Guess I should look into toy designing instead of graphic designing.

EDIT: and no, my avatar is not sexually suggestive at all.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:25 pm

You can do both. Think of the amazing package design that can accompany this great product.

CJBurgandy · Post by **CJBurgandy** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:28 pm

Brilliant! You think it would be a bonus if I put "use to sell sex toys" on the resume?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:30 pm

I don't see why not. Sex generates big money.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:32 pm

cjburgandy wrote:Brilliant! You think it would be a bonus if I put "use to sell sex toys" on the resume?

I think that while it would get you many job offers, you might not want any job that's offered to you, if that entry gets you the position.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:53 pm

rkolter wrote:if that entry gets you the position.

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:18 pm

I wish I knew who Dora is.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:29 pm

Mr.Bob wrote:I wish I knew who Dora is.

A dirty, dirty girl.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:35 pm

OBS wrote:
Jackhass wrote:I still think the vibrating broomstick takes the cake though...mainly because that had a picture of an over-enthusiastic kid actually playing with the thing.
Have you ever seen the ad for the Super Soaker Oozinator?

I don't like the sound of that.

TRI · Post by **TRI** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:37 pm

cjburgandy wrote:but not all sex toys vibrate and I know they sell toys that range from only an inch long. 3 inches isn't all that uncommon of a size for them.

Even the non-vibratory ones? All the sex toys I've seen for sale of that size either vibrated or were buttplugs... and I don't think Dora would make a very good buttplug... could be wrong of course.

cjburgandy wrote:EDIT: and no, my avatar is not sexually suggestive at all.

No... but I could really go for some corn right about now.

Vorticus · Post by **Vorticus** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:47 pm

TRI wrote:No... but I could really go for some corn right about now.

mmmm, buttered corn.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:48 pm

OBS wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:
OBS wrote: Have you ever seen the ad for the Super Soaker Oozinator?
I don't like the sound of that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

Oh my fucking god. It's even better because it's real.